Idea: Suncatcher dreamcatchers: hang on your window the little guy that’s a solar panel and MagSafe charger

Idea: the turd tardis: a little happy meal like box for you to shit on the go

Idea: gummies but they’re also little bells

Idea: Cognitive turgidity

Idea: Clownian motion

Idea: You’ve heard of email. You’ve heard of snail mail. Now get ready for: esnail

Idea: Competitive forgetting

Idea: Opposing climate change is a reactionary position. People who care about the long-term health of Earth’s ecosystems should be trying to find the safest way to melt the ice caps and break out of this terrible rut we’ve been stuck in for the last 5 million years.

Idea: We should invent generative human intelligence

Idea: Spaghetti Eastern

Idea: put fpv cameras on cats for training data

Idea: An adult that takes responsibility because it helps move to the next step and not because it makes sense

Idea: It’s always ok to bully people that evil and in a position of power. All low blows allowed. Don’t police people taking down your enemy. If you are offended get your head out of your behind and turn it toward the shared cause since you already know it’s not about you ya big baby

Idea: New nature’s loopholes

Idea: When you turn 30 you have to stop looking at the market trends of teenagers

Idea: A soundboard for skeet surfing. Assign sounds to users. A fart for each repost. I need to hear the music of the skeets. I need to hear the symphony of feeds. Toot toot

Idea: Bring back potions, tinctures and alchemical decoctions

Idea: Community newts

Idea: Making fun of jd Vance for wearing eyeliner is gender traditionalist bullshit it doesn’t matter if he’s transphobic I don’t care

Idea: woman by wolfmother has anyone thought of this yet??

Idea: wake up by rage against the machine has anyone thought of this yet????

Idea: Mario but he’s Gay Luigi

Idea: Car battery!

Idea: plaproto

Idea: A hydrophilic gamer

Idea: Earthbound meditation minigame called situational aware ness

Idea: ok boomer but for gooner ok gooner ok gooner ok gooner

Idea: Clear submarines for underwater sex vacations

Idea: Hacking service that’s a matchmaking service and also a restaurant

Idea: the a bun dance: nay nay with bread

Idea: A sticker for your mind

Idea: if i was up on mt carmel with elijah and the priests of baal it would’ve been different i’m not saying how it just would’ve gone different

Idea: You can delete your account and create a new one with the same profile and display name. Write some posts and follow some people and everyone will know that it’s you. This shows that your identity is not stored in a PDS. It is stored in everyone’s heads.

Idea: A listicle is a list that u lick

Idea: a computer that walks away

Idea: eyeliner for men as normal please PLEASE

Idea: corn muffins with a bunch of standing little sausages inside on the go

Idea: don’t be embarrassing by calling adults you don’t know at your summer camp as “lemurs”

Idea: Tell your friends you love them

Idea: breadcrumb a novel using nothing but alt text in an anon account

Idea: LLM whisperers/psychonauts have got using impenetrable jargon and neologisms now that nostalgebraist has proved it’s possible. Janus has a grandfathered exception but everyone else has got start writing to be understood.

Idea: bumper stickers that have a long lost buddy you gotta find

Idea: state sponsored aphrodisiacs

Idea: Death by skittles

Idea: a topological book about boobs

Idea: What if you set words free and let them mean what they mean

Idea: Lucid dreaming when you’re awake

Idea: Everyone needs to calm down for ONE SECOND

Idea: git kermit

Idea: Woman-made blessings within my comprehension