today, i (a 27 year old man) got told i looked like i could be 21 or 33 from two different people

oatmeal is so gutterbutt. i’m trying to eat it for breakfast but i can’t bring myself to like it 😭

lady at open mic tonight said i sound like a real church kid. VERY validating because ian ever sang in church a day in my life 😭

i been running this song into the ground all week for some reason open.spotify.com/track/0mKbQv...

so so so mad i didn’t like what i cooked for meal prep this week. now i’m over here at popeyes

i can’t tell if i spilled cologne in my car or if that’s just how it smells now bc i wear it so much 😭

like i’m over here sick as a dog, and she offered to bring me soup over facetime. he got in the camera and said if i take soup from his wife he’s whooping my ass. in a joking manner sure, but the sentiment was deadass.

my dad is jealous of the relationship i have with my mom and it’s kinda weird lol

i’ve been meal prepping all week, yesterday i added some mixed nuts as a snack.. and my throat has felt swollen, scratchy, and fucking up my sinuses.. and i noticed this has only happened when i ate a whole bag of pecans as a teen, or when i made 3 nutella sandwiches before school one day 😂

realizing i might be allergic to tree nuts was a (not so) fun revelation i came to yesterday

happy tuesday ☀️

(trying to come to terms with the fact my hair is thinning out and i might have to go bald if i don’t want to look crazy)

as of today my youngest sister is 18, so now all of my siblings are officially grown. and idk why i’m so damn emotional 😭

this is funnier because i was most definitely listening to my sex playlist this night 🌚

this is interesting

it’s been a technical issue i’ve been troubleshooting at work quite literally since the day i got hired a few months ago… and i finally fixed it

not smoking has me so irritated. i can’t wait until payday

one thing about it imma play the long game when it comes to niggas. might not get you now but eventually i always do 🤭

y’all i watched this movie called It’s What’s Inside a few nights ago and i been trying to tell everybody about it 😭 i love a good psychological thriller

buy a black man lunch today $pheonyx26

gym starting to do its thing

it’s the way i’ve been back over there every weekend since askdkglhl

the booty shop is CLOSED stop asking me

y’all the spanish ladies at work made me a plate but idk what this is on the left? it’s almost like potato but it’s not

in an alternate universe tevin campbell sang the pokemon theme song

my momma used to joke the hair on my legs was so long i looked like a caveman… i naired my legs ONE (1) time a year ago and it simply just hasn’t grown back 💀

still ain’t used to calling my family in new orleans and not having my granddad ask for the phone 😞

long distance relationship where we never saw each other for two straight years. trust that when we broke up i became an absolute heathen

i wanted my little sister to have the HBCU experience sooo bad, but she plays soccer so it’s just not likely

i go to the gym purely for vanity reasons. the best part is staring at myself in the mirror after

i cut off a nigga because ian like his head shape

when i was 13 i just KNEW i would find me a dominican man from new york and settle down

after being the awkward looking kid my whole childhood, experiencing pretty privilege as an adult is such a jarring feeling

#Tampa #Alerts #ICE

the WORST thing popeyes could’ve done is drop this $6 box 😩 be here every week now

this is so random but has mcdonald’s ever had any other side for their meals besides fries?

got to the gym.. one of my earphones ain’t in the case, spotify down for some reason 😭 please don’t pmo

starting back in the gym monday 💪🏾

as someone in the IT field it’s hard to fully denounce AI, like i see the benefits when used as a tool. but i’ll never understand making random AI videos with no actual benefit to anything

started this new IT position a few weeks ago.. and i think i love my job??

having an appetite is a new phenomenon for me; eating has always felt like a chore. but WHY is it i’ve already had 3 meals today and i’m hungry AGAIN?? like what is going on?

my cousin is the one rapping the last verse in Mrs. Officer that no one talks about

and i will be back over there tonight. pray for me.

a wrinkle in time

pokemon, super smash bros or tekken

what’s the best disney song and why is it i2i?

i should wear pink more

somebody teach me how NEOW! this is a code red

one thing about d’angelo.. he never sleeps like a cat

telling me to fall in love while you’re inside of me is insane. i’ve been thinking about it all week.