every so often a new word gets stuck in my head and it’s all i can think about for some reason. the word today is palchritudinous, which means to be physically attractive or beautiful.

TPA ✈️ ATL ✈️ Baltimore

it’s so much fine shyt in this airport.. keeping my composure

this man on my flight to atlanta is so fine

this nigga farted in the gym something so foul i got nauseous and had to leave early, i’m irritated

reaching out after months, sending vids of you str*king, telling me you miss me, all to say you got a man. the jokes write themselves

just came across an old sneaky link’s obituary 😵‍💫 shit’s kinda fucking me up lowkey

i’ve had the same car for the last 10 years. i need an upgrade bad lmfaoo

i remember when you could get a 10pc wing COMBO for less than $10 you’d be lucky to find that under $15 now

how ironic (and blatantly obvious) that in order to get my singing voice back i had to… stop singing when it comes to singing i quite literally never shut up so this vocal rest shit is hard

another day, another person telling me i remind them of gregory from abbott elementary

i’ve had a verrryyyy strong urge recently to dye my hair blonde. never dyed my hair before so idk what that’s about.

this man gave me his IG/snap in the club, i eventually followed back but his ENTIRE story is him secretly recording niggas he thinks are attractive in public like??? nigga did you have me up there too????

also it’s been like, three niggas i met in college that all asked me specifically about my sexuality, only to come out themselves years later. and i’m just noticing i really don’t got no type of gaydar at all

i had a crush on this dude sophomore year of college. randomly started hanging out at one point but never told him anything because i assumed he was straight. why he popped out on IG with his white boyfriend last week 😭 and i’m like how i ain’t see the signs

and while i’m on the topic it used to piss me off that Ray J said “if i had one wish” and proceeded to list like, 20 wishes

intrigued at how Ray J’s singing style is nothing like brandy’s

this IT job really feels so fake sometimes. connect a printer here, restart a computer there. oh it’s time for lunch. reset a password, download an application. before you know it i got an hour left but it’s already slow so I’m going home early

one thing the studio is making glaringly clear is that i am NOT a tenor. lets go ahead and lower that key baby

it’s also kind of interesting for my dad to joke about how i lived my childhood knowing he was hardly involved at all.

why i’m in the sex store rn (don’t ask) and this man on the phone, lying to his wife about where he at 😭

it’s truly amazing how my biological dad finds new ways to disappoint me, even at this big age. like the bar of expectation is already so very low, and he somehow still takes it to hell every single time.

i’ve had four doctor’s appointments this week (idk why i booked them back to back like that) but for three of them they’ve had somebody training or shadowing like why y’all keep making ME the test dummy for ts 😭

blowing up my phone only gets you blocked.

being 27 is funny because you got OGs still saying i’m a baby but college age and younger are calling me ancient

it’s this doctor at work and he so fine to me (bald with a beard always do it for me idk) but i just found out he’s a Que Dawg and now i’m REALLY tryna see what that’s like 🫦

it’s probably a trauma response that a nigga shows interest in getting to know me and i think i’m being punk’d 💀

i have my father’s first name but not his middle. does that still make me his junior? this has been a debate my entire life so i’d love to hear everyone’s thoughts 😂

one thing about it the ladies at my job gonna feed me 😭 and thank God bc i did NOT meal prep this week

because why were we outside the club singing in 4 part harmony last night

this man died in a motorcycle accident near my home yesterday and i keep checking for news articles covering it.. seeing his body fucked me up a bit lowkey

i try to avoid the fact that my father is an aggressive right-wing conservative but the family facetime call we just had.. the entire family was on his ass

i just saw a nigga with the fattest ass, like i almost hit the curb breaking my neck

all these switch 2 exclusives like i didn’t just get my first switch 1 last week

lori lightfoot is a lesbian right? or did i just make that up

for the third time in the last week i’ve had long, drawn out eye contact with random fine ass niggas in public, and neither one of us spoke 😭 finna just shoot my shot it’s getting embarrassing

my college friend group tryna plan this cruise in a few months and it’s me just realizing i’m the only one left that’s still single 🧍🏾‍♂️

my 18 year old sister is going through her first talking stage/situationship and has been giving me daily updates on this man but i still cant wrap my head around the fact that she’s an adult and can do what she wants 😭 like i wasn’t prepared for this like i thought

i want them to get my brother out of bahrain sooo bad like

kinda miss going to the gym before the sun came up.. but that would require me to be awake before the sun came up

even as a baby gay i always loved the salt and pepper look on a man. probably speaks to some bigger daddy issues but hey.

i’m realizing that to preserve my singing voice i’m going to have to stop smoking one day. that day won’t be today 🥴 but they say the first step is acknowledging the issue.

i be so mad i don’t got the nola accent like the rest of my family lmao

get my brother out of bahrain NEOWW wtf

wearing black is so hard with this lightskinned cat roaming my home

something about a friend from middle school who i haven’t spoken to in 15 years following me, liking all my posts, and immediately adding me to his close friends brought me a lot of joy lmao

found out me and my favorite coworker are born on the exact same day, month and year 😭 like that’s really twin fr

BLK finna piss me off they saying this fine ass man swiped right on me but WON’T show me his profile so i can swipe right back 😩

this girl at work said all my coworkers think i’m fine shit but just don’t wanna tell me so idk tbh my day is made 😂

my sister just posted a picture hugging up on two yn’s and it just dawned on me that she is now an adult woman that like.. men are gonna be attracted to and honestly i want to burn all this shit down stay away from her 😭