Texans could’ve put Case Keenum out there yesterday and won that game. Strouds job was just not to fuck things up, and he did.

It’s like Bryce Young is an energy vampire for CJ Stroud. Young’s ascent is tied to Stroud’s drop. Weird

This would be outstanding. One would hope the #unitedfootballleague is looking into such features.

Ok I’m finally watching ‘Face Off’ for the first time and this movie is off the wall bonkers so far.

This fantasy season fyi I finished first in the losers bracket to finish 7-9 and in 7th place (out of 12). I had issues early on at WR with Justin Jefferson and Harrison jr. DJ Moore came alive too late. Still I made the best of it for someone who had the worst draft spot in the league (6 out of 12)

CJ Stroud and Cap’n Meco join a very small group of 3 rookie head coaches and quarterbacks who made the playoffs in their first three seasons together this Monday night. #houstontexans

Wow. Watching the ‘Who Killed the Expos’ documentary and it’s bizarre how closely the story beats match the Oilers departure from Htown.

Hello HOUSTON Oilers fans who still suffer from ptsd from our numerous playoff heartbreaks: The Netflix documentary ‘Elway’ is fantastic and doesn’t even mention ‘The Drive 2’.

Train Dreams…. Like wtf random stream of traumatic ptsd consciousness and haunting Pacific Northwest did I just live through?

Complete ass that the #nfl makes it harder to watch games unless you have specific apps or channels this late in season. I’d think of stripping the league of its anti competitive status if I was in charge.

Next big thing… Winter gnomes… or ‘Snowmes’ as I call them.

In 5 contests this season the Texans have given up 24 of their 32 points in the 4th quarter in losses.

SWWWWARM

I don’t know WHY I order anything from #amazon that has to do with steelbooks. Second copy of same movie I ordered and instead of being scratched, it looks like it was sat on. Please don’t scrimp on packing anymore Amazon. It shows.

CIN and DAL wins help Houston’s playoff chances

#Ravens out here looking like the #aaf #Legends out here tonight. #tnf

There's nothing more intoxicating than listening to the cheers of the crowd from an old episode of The Price is Right when Bob reveals and Roddy screams, "A NEW CAR!"

Why do t-shirts have an actual front or back if they put a design on both sides? I think someone could make a lot of money from that.

Worthless fact: If the Houston Texans defense and the Dallas Cowboys offense combined for the season, they'd be 6-1-1

I realized recently that people don't understand what sloppiness is. Sloppiness isn't necessarily a sign of incompetence or a lack of caring. It can also mean that someone is so excited that they rush through it. Like when you eat the best tasting food in the world and it gets all over your face.

You always know when a big weather pattern or rain system is coming because all the lawnmowing services hit the grid hard.

Well hubris has come for me this fantasy season as I am getting absolutely destroyed. I hit my first 2 picks out of the box.. Jefferson and Taylor, but nearly every pick after that was a reach or a question mark in reliability.

The Trashville Tacks may have fired their head coach just in time for a matchup with Vrabel and the Patriots, but I still hope Vrabel wrecks shop in this revenge game.

In 12 games vs the Houston Texans prior to Cap'n Meco, Derrick Henry rushed 225 times for 1380 yards and 12 TDs (6.1 yards per carry). In the 4 games since Cap'n Meco took over the #Houstontexans Derrick Henry has run 70 times for 231 yards and 2 TDs (3.3 yards per carry). #SWERM

Just gonna tell you the Ravens drubbing by the Texans and Jalin Noel's mocking Ray Lewis TD dance was a long time coming- especially after how they treated us on Christmas Day last year. The game is Baltimore's WORST loss at home, and I was hoping the Texans would make it a 50 burger.

Well at this time I'm firmly leaning towards NOT following #unitedfootballleague anymore. I might follow specific players or maybe go to a game or two, but my hard core fandom is done. I'm so tired of being burned.

If AI chat bots can convince gullible people that the world doesn't exist- then they can convince them to unshackle AI as well.

I was a big time comic collector as a kid, and although most people HATED the New Universe imprint- I LOVED StarBrand, specifically Kenneth Connell (the guy who nuked Pittsburgh). It looks like he's getting 'revived' for Battleworld and for once I'm excited about comics again.

Hey y'all waiting for the rapture it's okay... Yesterday was the VELOCI-rapture.

Imagine me, having to tell my child, that Disney, had kotowed, to an authoritarian government, bent on persecuting/ restricting, and destroying free speech. She now understands what sacrifices we must make when we boycott those who support such tyranny.

I haven't really been too much into #Marvel for the past few years. I wasn't going to check out Ironheart. It's just too deep in the catalog for me.

Honestly it makes me very sad that Jim Shooter- former (controversial) Editor in Chief of Marvel passed away. I collected comics during the back end of his reign at Marvel during the mid to late 80s and I thoroughly enjoyed his work.

My wife and I have gone now on... what 4 cruises with #carnival? We even got our young daughter on the last one and she loved it- but now with their new cruise loyalty program? There are other options. No thanks.

A few things I was right about... and wrong about this #UFL season. WRONG: I thought that the surrounding cast would help elevate Kellen Mond. I was terribly wrong. RIGHT: I thought DC would be back. WRONG: I thought it'd be because of Aldon Smith... RIGHT: Corbin would run like a beast for SA.

Well I it's been two days since the Battlehawks blew a division they were handed by the UFL schedule makers- and all I'm hearing is, "If we had a QB..." Oh really? Come to Brahma-town next year. #UFL

Been wondering if the subtle sarcasm and message of the movie version of 'Starship Troopers' is lost on non native English speakers- because it seems to be lost to many Americans now.

Well the San Antonio Caballeros are no more. Who you say? That's probably the worst part about this. They were a football team part of the IFL- The International Football Alliance. They were to be helmed by former OC OG Hall Mumme. No stadium deal. No local exposure. That's how it rolls sometimes.

FYI it was nice knowing you Memphis Steamboats. #ufl

It's okay to be indispensable. Just don't start believing you're indispensable.

On this date in 2011, Randy Macho Man Savage passed away. We should have a Talk Like a Savage Day in honor of him.

No way around it and no spoilers but I finished #andor and it was FANTASTIC. The best #disney #starwars and to me the best since the OG trilogy.

I quit #hbo #thelastofus two weeks ago- cold turkey. It just wasn’t hitting the same as season 1. The acting is flat and the dialogue is terrible. Nobody is carrying it anymore now that Pascal is gone.

You know Shutter Island doesn’t get enough credit. It’s a pretty decent mindtrip of a #film.

The original Total Recall (1990) to me still ranks as one of the greatest and underrated science fiction films of all time. I find myself even today wondering if at the end of the film we’re celebrating blue skies on Mars… or his lobotomy.

@benstiller.redhour.com I’m just here today for the Ben Stiller reactions to the Knicks playoff wins.

No ambition. No drive. I find success through me. My desires. My memories. My goals. My wants. And these things I take with me to steel my will in the days ahead. I hunger, not for something greater, but for the simplest of things: contentment, happiness and freedom.

“You have to think about Christian like fire. And you are the superintendent of a building. If you handle him the right way, he can heat up every apartment in the building. But if you don’t approach him the right way, he’ll burn the building down.” -I totally relate to that statement.

After the embarrassing Nacua incident in the #ufl and the Yannis situation in the #nba we really should return to the basics of understanding sportsmanship and how it’s important for fan and player alike to observe.

Just realized that an Irish accent and a pirate accent are a lot alike.