Being sick as a mommy sucks but when your child is sick as well...whew.

When I went to get my baby from school he gone say "Mommy thank you for always taking care of me when I'm sick" & I was like damn...I was just going thru it because I have a sinus infection feel awful & all that shit didn't even matter anymore. As long as my baby good.

Tillamook know they got some good ass cheese gahdamn

I saw the previews of that lil doc coming out. Girl.

In other news... Tyra Banks needs her ass whooped

What's unfortunate is that there are sooooooooo many pitbull mixes at these shelters. They're the sweetest damn dogs. My baby is terrified of bigger dogs so that's out.

We up looking at dogs from nearby shelters & trying to see what my baby would like & he gone say this puppy looked "haunted". Ok. Let's just pick up another day.

Once he woke up he was at 100%. Like I'm glad you feel better but please!

And as soon as he came home & took a nap

I got a lil too excited about my baby going back to school today because they called me to tell me he was throwing up & can't come back till Monday 😫😫😫

Talk to my sisters everyday. We're extremely close.

I guess that guy successfully climbed that building

I be snoring, I need my contacts, I can't handle not taking daily showers & I'm knock kneed....dying the 1st night.

Beyonce plz. Not today!

Idk why but everytime I'm about to get out the bed on the weekends I be like "Ok let me get my sexy ass up" 😂😂😂

I don't like the way John Cena looks. He creeps me tf out. How is he real?

@clarkconquers.bsky.social hey can you recommend a good book about the Gullah Geechee?

How you kick a child out at 12??? People be so shitty fr.

This man had an ankle monitor on & done dragged this body into the woods & not only could they track his ass but he was on camera. Then cut the ankle monitor off but they caught him before he could flee.

I need a cigarette. Dis tew much.

Ok now this bitch calling her friend for help AGAIN after she tried to help her the 1st time & that nigga punched her in the stomach. The nerve. Girl.

Bitch! This mfer punched her pregnant friend in the stomach & she tombout she ain't wanna press charges. Girl fuck you.

My bad...I meant a wine bottle. I don't drink beer.

I would've bust a beer bottle over that nigga head

Not victim blaming but these people on these crime shows legit ignore every single red flag sometimes. Like what about a man lighting a pet fish on fire in front a child is funny??? Like girl?? Y'all should've jumped him

Imma just sit here...

I'm in here arguing with Akyll over Super Mario. Little boy you don't know shit about this game! This is MY lane!

Love After/During Lockup is my fave trashy ass show

I told my baby I was about to go take a shower so we can start game night...I done came in this room & got in the bed

I have a problem with people wanting me to say sorry for shit I'm not sorry about. You just want to hear me say it & idk what that's about but please go to hell.

This man got mad & me & called me stupid & unapologetic & I still chuckle at that because I ALMOST said some diabolical shit to that nigga. But I was like naw let me just block & move on.

I know what I would like the outcome to be...

I know we have all the technology now but I wouldn't trade the 90's or early 2000's for shit. We lived.

He legit looked at me like I was crazy😂😂😂

I was explaining to my baby that cell phones like the ones we have weren't around when I was a kid & he was so lost because he was trying to figure out how we FaceTimed people. Sweetie...we talked to each other on house phones & picked up without knowing who was calling

I just explained what this was to my 6yr old last night. He thought it was a remote😂

I picked up my child. I got pizza and we home. I'm finna take a shower & put my pj's on & we in the house!

I miss him

Speaking of sucking dick

The TikTok & IG need to leave me alone. I'm trying to work & somehow can't stop scrolling & laughing. Like please!

Asking for a friend...how do you tighten them back up? My friend that's sitting right beside me & is a real human told me to ask

Actually I'm not calm. I'm a bit calmer but I had to find some shit to laugh abt. Mfers be pissing me off.

Thinking back...my ex need his ass whooped for not being able to pass that part for me. Pathetic.

I turned that mfer off immediately

I will play games on my PS4 from time to time but that getting chased shit be scaring me. I am stuck on one part on The Last of Us because those clickers had me screaming in fear.

That & Tomb Raider. I actually bought the newer one & idk how we survived that pixelated ass era😂

I'm calm.

We played one of these on the PlayStation & it had us in a CHOKEHOLD! Top tier af 😂😂😂

Imma have to take my lil anxiety meds early af now.