Random trivia: since Mark Hamill voices Firelord Ozai, he's been on both ends of the equation

Cid, could you stop looking awesome for 5 seconds?

New month, new #promosky. I'm a gamer dad with mostly bad opinions and Path of Exile builds. I also like 🎮Final Fantasy 🎮RPGs 🎮ARPGs 🎮Doom 🎮Couch Co-op Hope to see you around Bluesky

Reverse happened to me with Final Fantasy 16: Clive said "Fuck!" right when my 10 year old son walked in, and my kid said "LOL he said fuck"

Been having a lot of fun with Final Fantasy 16. There are a lot of little things they did right, like this part where this guy repairs this bridge, and the repairs are noticeably less weathered than the rest of the bridge. I appreciate that level of attention to detail.

They put a spoony bard in FF16. I hope Square makes this a mainstay, like chocobos, Cid, and the summons

Quote or reply with your JRPG victory pose

Final Fantasy 16: You're coming out of the backlog! Installing now. Going into this one blind. Let's see what the fuss is about. Well, as soon as I mow the grass and get the laundry done. Being responsible sucks sometimes

Rolled credits on FF6! A few notes: * Sabin is the most chad character I've seen in a FF game, and in this run he pretty much solo'ed Kefka with blitzes * Gau pretended to be a kitty for the entire game and was nearly as ridiculous as Sabin * I forgot where Shadow was. Sir Not Appearing In This Game

Same energy

80s video game: here is a fantasy that you are an astronaut blasting asteroids 90s: no you’re a badass marine blasting demons 2000s: time to blast some aliens 2010s: chop up these zombies 2020s: here is a fantasy that you have a house, friends, relationships and food

Right now chanting "Chug! Chug! Chug!" while watching a database run my SQL query. So how you guys doing

Bluesky having a normal one

Path of Exile: * Tried making a tank * Turned out to be a weird crackhead samurai instead

This is a dance off. If you see this repost worth a dance or be eliminated

Hello folks, what are some good couch co-op games? My son and I played through Split Fiction, It Takes Two, and Absolum. Looking for some other games we could play together

The amount of self sabotage the videogame industry was doing in the 90s is frankly insane, because Nintendo took a page out of Sega's playbook and backstabbed Sony over a console deal. Sony ripped the Nintendo parts out of the console and sold it as the Playstation.

Life is... well, it's not good but I got quesadillas and beer

When I was in the army, during a field exercise I got fake-shot while I was taking a leak once. Dick literally in hand, and some clown drives by firing blanks and shouted "Haha, gotcha!" I know that feel, Toilet Trooper. At least your guy wore a tuxedo

This made me realize we don't even have a word for this. Terran eclipse, maybe? Awesome

*checks news* All right I'm going to have a quick nervous breakdown. How y'all doing

Let's say you make this fun kids' movie about a video game. The video game has a cute little dinosaur in it. For the dinosaur's theme music, do you choose: 1. Remixed music from the game 2. Something new and upbeat 3. "Hypnotize" by Notorious B.I.G.

Had a traditional Easter of taking my son to see Mario, plus Vietnamese noodles afterwards. Opinion of Super Mario Galaxy movie: * I think the first movie was better; not bad though * Kid didn't recognize the SMB2 characters * Fox is way too handsome

Infernal blow: not the best skill but the pops are satisfying

Let's see how this goes

Hello folks. New month, new #promosky. Stuff I like 🎮Video games 🎮ARPGs 🎮RPGs 🎮Path of Exile 🎮Final Fantasy Also I'm a dad gamer and play games with my son.

Welcome to April Fools Day, the day where the internet is 17% more bullshit than normal

Good morning Bluesky. Hope your coffee is strong

THEY JUST LET ME DO THIS?

Donald’s track record of not healing Sora in time remains unbroken.

Using a gif or an image, post one of your favorite WEIRD movies.

Path of Exile witches somehow look cute AF in chainmail.

How do you do, fellow gamers

Brewing Path of Exile builds is like: If I make a zombie have a gazillion life and then die it will explode and kill everything but I need to get its resists really high but if I do that then I can't make it burn out and explode so I need to get this item...

Path of Exile: Gotta admit this outfit looks pretty badass. This guy kinda 0dps though

I'm impressed how they made Grace look more realistic while making her look less realistic

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula

Chill post from It Takes Two

Quick! What kind of scientist would you want to be? (I already am a scientist)

I don't get out much, but when I do I keep a comb on me specifically to do this exact thing to any cats I may encounter

Rare parenting win: got my 10 year old son to eat a vegetable

Game sells poorly? Layoffs. Game sells well? Layoffs. Game is the best selling game of the year? Believe it or not, layoffs.

Hardest part of a new Path of Exile league is waiting for it to download. (Events conspired that prevented me from doing this earlier)

Tell me a random fact about yourself that sounds fake but is 100% true At a job interview, the interviewer asked me if I had any experience working with hazardous materials. I had in my resume a job where I worked on live Patriot missiles.

This is such a mood

All right where they failed in naming suplex "meteor strike" (I'm never getting over this) they make up for it by breaking out the HD-2D graphics for the opera scene and actually recorded people singing here.

Very disappointed that Final Fantasy 6 pixel remaster re-translated Sabin's suplex as "Meteor Strike". What am I supposed to do, "meteor strike" the train like a common moron? GTFOH Square Enix -99/10 game

Had this boss completely cooked but he pulled the old glitch-out-and-not-die at 0hp maneuver. You can see the health bar completely blacked out at the bottom of the screen