Watched Mad Max Furiosa today (because I took a trip) and that seemed like a fun movie to make. "Let's trick out some motorcycles and ride them around in the Australian outback, film ourselves doing it, and we'll call it a movie"

That's... unfortunate. I'll buy it after the AI bubble pops

Korean barbecue because hell yeah

Qtp with a ship that isn't from Star Wars or Star Trek

Today I learned that South Korean McDonald's sell Mac and cheese burgers, and honestly surprised they came up with that before Americans did

Me: wow, Mina the Hollower is *really* hard Me 10 hours later: Oh, the swamp isn't supposed to be the first level

QTP with a title screen that's iconic to you

Very funny from /r/balatro

Happy Pride to all the LGBTQ folks. Happy But What About Straight Pride to all the haters

Me, looking at 50 games on my Steam account: Damn I got nothing to play

That's a wrap on Final Fantasy 16! Overall great game. Thoughts: * Hands down best boss battles in the franchise, but final villain kinda meh * I liked all the companions. Gav is a bro, Jill is charming, and Torgal is the best boy. * Related, there aren't any "along for the ride" companions

Taking a short breather from playing Slay the Spire to make a Bluesky post. Welp, back to the grind and see y'all in 6 days, or until my eyes bleed

Forgot its pants, dances around and then falls up some steps. Robots have achieved drunk human parity.

Doing 519 damage on 5/19. I swear I didn't plan that.

Been playing some Slay the Spire 2, and managed to one-shot the final boss with a 519 damage squeeze. (Osty deck with 2 75% increased damage on first hit powers with vulnerable debuff on boss)

Face reveal, wrong answers only.

QTP with a game you played as a teenager (Has to be this one. Melee came out when I was in my 20s)

I want to talk about Final Fantasy 16 but I got a moot on here also playing the game and I don't want to post spoilers. Boss battles are epic and it kills me not to say more

Random trivia: since Mark Hamill voices Firelord Ozai, he's been on both ends of the equation

Cid, could you stop looking awesome for 5 seconds?

New month, new #promosky. I'm a gamer dad with mostly bad opinions and Path of Exile builds. I also like 🎮Final Fantasy 🎮RPGs 🎮ARPGs 🎮Doom 🎮Couch Co-op Hope to see you around Bluesky

Reverse happened to me with Final Fantasy 16: Clive said "Fuck!" right when my 10 year old son walked in, and my kid said "LOL he said fuck"

Been having a lot of fun with Final Fantasy 16. There are a lot of little things they did right, like this part where this guy repairs this bridge, and the repairs are noticeably less weathered than the rest of the bridge. I appreciate that level of attention to detail.

They put a spoony bard in FF16. I hope Square makes this a mainstay, like chocobos, Cid, and the summons

Quote or reply with your JRPG victory pose

Final Fantasy 16: You're coming out of the backlog! Installing now. Going into this one blind. Let's see what the fuss is about. Well, as soon as I mow the grass and get the laundry done. Being responsible sucks sometimes

Rolled credits on FF6! A few notes: * Sabin is the most chad character I've seen in a FF game, and in this run he pretty much solo'ed Kefka with blitzes * Gau pretended to be a kitty for the entire game and was nearly as ridiculous as Sabin * I forgot where Shadow was. Sir Not Appearing In This Game

Same energy

80s video game: here is a fantasy that you are an astronaut blasting asteroids 90s: no you’re a badass marine blasting demons 2000s: time to blast some aliens 2010s: chop up these zombies 2020s: here is a fantasy that you have a house, friends, relationships and food

Right now chanting "Chug! Chug! Chug!" while watching a database run my SQL query. So how you guys doing

Bluesky having a normal one

Path of Exile: * Tried making a tank * Turned out to be a weird crackhead samurai instead

This is a dance off. If you see this repost worth a dance or be eliminated

Hello folks, what are some good couch co-op games? My son and I played through Split Fiction, It Takes Two, and Absolum. Looking for some other games we could play together

The amount of self sabotage the videogame industry was doing in the 90s is frankly insane, because Nintendo took a page out of Sega's playbook and backstabbed Sony over a console deal. Sony ripped the Nintendo parts out of the console and sold it as the Playstation.

Life is... well, it's not good but I got quesadillas and beer

When I was in the army, during a field exercise I got fake-shot while I was taking a leak once. Dick literally in hand, and some clown drives by firing blanks and shouted "Haha, gotcha!" I know that feel, Toilet Trooper. At least your guy wore a tuxedo

This made me realize we don't even have a word for this. Terran eclipse, maybe? Awesome

*checks news* All right I'm going to have a quick nervous breakdown. How y'all doing

Let's say you make this fun kids' movie about a video game. The video game has a cute little dinosaur in it. For the dinosaur's theme music, do you choose: 1. Remixed music from the game 2. Something new and upbeat 3. "Hypnotize" by Notorious B.I.G.

Had a traditional Easter of taking my son to see Mario, plus Vietnamese noodles afterwards. Opinion of Super Mario Galaxy movie: * I think the first movie was better; not bad though * Kid didn't recognize the SMB2 characters * Fox is way too handsome

Infernal blow: not the best skill but the pops are satisfying

Let's see how this goes

Hello folks. New month, new #promosky. Stuff I like 🎮Video games 🎮ARPGs 🎮RPGs 🎮Path of Exile 🎮Final Fantasy Also I'm a dad gamer and play games with my son.

Welcome to April Fools Day, the day where the internet is 17% more bullshit than normal

Good morning Bluesky. Hope your coffee is strong

THEY JUST LET ME DO THIS?

Donald’s track record of not healing Sora in time remains unbroken.