'Girls are doing all the fellows' jobs now!' Postcard by Bamforth & Co Ltd, 1910s. Ref GWL-2010-72, Glasgow Women's Library

I bugged a buddy of mine who is an expert in this particular field about it fully expecting FULLY EXPECTING to be told yes I was insane and need to be put down. but she seems to agree with me so what now. what now what do I do. I'm a lost little boy and I'm scared and frightened

whenever we gush on our ig and our buddies just like it I feel like they're mocking me. I feel like they're snickering and going get a load of this guy at me. this is like that image of the drowning man getting high fived you're not even gonna tell me I'm a lost cause cmahn

wondering why and getting frustrated over the fact weve been splitting so much recently and then receiving some incredibly stressful news that reminds us that oh there is something incredibly stressful going on in our personal life on top of other pre-existing stressors. that's probably why

sometimes I'll think about things oomf has said or done now with just a smidge of additional context and go ARE YOU CRAZY. ARE YOU INSANE. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

just had a gay ass homosexual ass urge that I have not had prior spraying myself with water DOWN BOY! DOWN!

I lied soon after posting this we got really really sad about our mother

I'm so curious as to what about me one attracts mean possessive femmes in general and two gives them the impression they can pick me up off the street like I'm a stray take me into their loving arms and decide that I'm their girlfriend now with little to no input from me. am I that irresistible

went to lay down only to immediately shoot back up in a cold gay sweat

whatever. go my helpless infatuation. releasing it like a dove letting it out of the cage to spread its wings for a little bit before putting it away again (getting snug as a bug in a rug and falling asleep with warm fuzzy feelings that will probably be gone by the time I awake (slash aroflux))

theres this girl who is very obviously Interested in us in some capacity but I don't know if she knows that. like she keeps saying and doing very overtly gay things but in a way where I cannot tell if it's intentional or if shes even aware shes doing it like a schoolgirl with a puppy crush

not friends not lovers but a secret third thing I'm not even aware of

realizing I may actually be delusional and it's not just something a little weird and kooky but ultimately harmless. oops

thought about maurice saying I got you a cookie but I fucked it with my penis until only crumbs remained in public and actually almost lost my mind

hello

me irl

system shenanigans + bonus doodles

oomf gave me an existential crisis last night and now I have alters

oomf having an existential crisis and I may have jumpstarted it oopsy daisies

forgot to post her here woops. feat rocky #pizzatoweroc

rocky rocky rocky my beloved delightful stupid man who kills people

I think I've drawn oomfs ocs just as much if not more than my own ocs this year. that's crazy

hi baby hiiiii hello hi

babyyyyy

maybe I will make some things to post on my nsfw alt. after I finish gaming (roblox obbys)

Red Eyed

everyday I think about rotary telephones and sigh longingly

Susie #Kirby #GijinkaKirby

lore runs deep and snow just keeps falling

related the noise often calls her 'huddy' for short and she also hates that shit coming from her but when peppino says it she visibly brightens gets all ooey gooey lovesick tail a blur just a big oversized puppy (peppino usually pairs it with chin scratches absolutely fatal combo shes on cloud nine)

I think hudson and cal would be friends but in the 'they meet up once a week at the local deli to catch up and dont usually run into each other or chat outside of that' way

I'm pretty sure I've drawn cal in the nude about as much if not more than I've draw him with clothes on which is a little bit insane to me. not lately unless you count the provocative figure sketches I just did but back when I used to draw him nonstop on a near if not daily basis especially

🦊🏴‍☠️ #FNAF

this is what cal and manny look like to me

Posting this classic. #aceattorney #animation

maurice never refers to hudson by name he never uses either of them he exclusively refers to him as 'snoopy' and it pisses him off

FUCKKKKK corporate wants you to find the difference between these two photos. pizzahead probably calls him one affectionately god GOD

just realized cal and pizzaheads kid looks like a jerboa I'm gonna puke

pizza buying himself a 'worlds #1 boss' cup right after giving all his paperwork to his already overworked and underpaid staff. he sips out of it and sighs happily as he watches them buzz about and someone screams because a workplace accident occured

no clue if it's better or worse that one time manny broke cals nose during (hurting one another wasn't new, they fought like cats and dogs every time) so pizzahead fussed over him for a while. cal thought bubble as his beautiful wife tends to the injury his asshole paramour gave him I gotta kms

cal being a cheater is unfortunately hilarious to me I want pizzahead to make him wear a wooden sign slung over his neck with the words CHEATER in big bold black lettering and I want him to be selling rotten tomatoes for a dollar for people to throw at him

gonna watch brokeback mountain for the first time see you in a few

🩹🔧🤖🦖

I think I mightve peaked when I was doing fnaf redesigns in 2020. I have no idea how I did it but I dont think I'll ever cook like that again and I don't know how to inject that essence back into my art I got halfway there last week

splitting sucks so bad urrghhh

having a personality disorder is so unserious I was positively smitten earlier and now over the most trivial nonsense of all time I'm pouting and crossing my arms wanting to turn away dramatically in a huff I physically felt the sims negative relationship indicator pop up and over nothing at all

I think the scariest hallucination I ever had was when I hallucinated my partner in my bedroom trying to get me to look at them and when I didnt and stuffed my head in the pillow they laid next to me and tried to physically force me to and even though I knew it wasnt it still felt very real