Super happy for the win. But, 3 hits? Come on. We need our bats to do more.

The next week or two will be insufferable on the UFO/UAP front. AI images will be everywhere. Why? Because the Files are going to be a massive disappointment—a mere distraction—so conspiracy theorists with a huge investment in BS will try to turn them into something they're not.

I’m praying to the non-existent gods. Just make this a good game.

www.axios.com/local/richmo... I'm going to predict that SCOTUS either A: Doesn't take this up and remands it back to the state court, or B: Does take it up, rules it on the shadow docket and strikes down the referendum. Mark my words. Virginia voters will get fucked on this.

There is not enough discussion of the EEOC's lawsuit against @nytimes.com for discriminating against a white man. Here's a gift link. Let's get into it.🧵 www.nytimes.com/2026/05/05/b...

Very happy that missed the entirety of the Jays / Rays series. Doesn’t look like I missed anything.

Holy shit. Jo Malone using Brian Jonestown Massacre music in ads? That’s wild.

Holy fuck. What a sad, pathetic man. Why would he do something like this? It’s insane.

This is such a head fuck.

Elon Musk is one of the worst mass murderers in history. His legacy is death, destruction and fraud. He is the worst human alive.

The number of bike riders in London is crazy. Awe inspiring, but crazy. It’s basically a battle on the roads every day. I’m rooting for the bike riders.

Ooph. Not sad that I missed this one. I hate that the Trop lives to continue haunt the #Bluejays. Cursed place.

Day 1 in London. Just a little bit of walking. No biggie.

Good. Fuck Tampa Bay.

Have to hop on a plane in 30min so I’d appreciate the Habs to take a commanding lead before then and avoid OT.

What the fuck are we even doing here? I’m a white dude, but this patently ridiculous bullshit.

Starting to think that Okamoto is good at hitting baseballs.

453ft!

Y’all weren’t wrong about Donkey Kong Bananza. This shit is fire.

Love this. Jennings is a fucking joke and he needs to be treated as such.

Okamoto! What a game.

I remember a time where everyone freaked the fuck out about Hunter Biden, but these two chucklefucks can just get away with whatever they want.

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a... Yeah, and I'll bet that, unlike the terrible women who did face consequences, Hegseth will face none. I wonder why that is?

www.thetrillium.ca/news/the-tri... And there it is. It's what it has always been about. Ford is terrified of the Greenbelt scandal. There must be much more there that is worth digging into, but he and his fucking cronies just made it much more difficult. Time to email my MPP again.

Hard to argue with this timeline.

Really love this new Reddit modal that you can’t dismiss, close and hides the content. Really makes me want to use the app! Or, just ditch the piece of shit site altogether.

Great read on Elon’s deposition today. Basically, he is a scammer and a moron. So, no surprises here. I don’t like Altman either, but Musk is the most awful human being alive, so let’s start there.

I’m going to be in London, England for a work event, and have a free day on Monday, May 4. I know it’s a bank holiday. Any recommendations on things to do? My plan now is just go for a long walk and stop at a few pubs. Open to alternatives though.

We really need to blast these types of interviews everywhere. These guys are not geniuses. They’re just lucky. And, they’re way over their skis and will just make up bullshit to get out of it. We need to start seeing them as the charlatans they are.

George Springer is back, baby!

www.cnbc.com/2026/04/29/j... I don't think Americans truly understand that Powell is doing this out of desperation. He literally stands in the way of pure, unadulterated economic destruction. Honestly, it's not just America. Right now, Powell is protecting the globe from Trump.

halifax.citynews.ca/2026/04/29/c... Why is this fucking twat meeting with US trade reps? Hey Jivani, how about no? You useless excuse for an MP.

NO 👇 LIES DETECTED

Lizzy Caplan isn't talked about enough IMO.

Bill Maher looking like a sad little boy and blaming progressive policies as being the reason he hasn't won an emmy is one of, if not, the funniest fucking thing he's ever said or done.

www.newsweek.com/us-passport-... This is getting beyond ridiculous. He desecrates your home, signs your money, and is now putting his picture in your identification. The line between Trump and America and American's is blurring every day.

I'm an important reminder that MAHA means that many, many people will die unnecessarily so that the grifters that promulgate their anti-vax bullshit will make a few extra dollars.

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home... This is not a good thing. This is terrible news.

Important reminder. The Jays didn't really start turning it around last year until later in May and then went on a tear after Canada Day weekend in July.

I don't understand why people seem to think that this is such an unattainable goal. We don't need suffering to have prosperity. All we need is ghoulish levels of greed to be checked so that all boats float. It's not crazy.

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Some fun flyball.social updates. Series status, improved handling for game delays/postponements, web improvements for mobile and game day threads and more.

Would’ve been nice if the Sens had actually shown up for this first round series. Looked like a completely different team out there. Canes deserved to win that round.

Oh no! Anyway.

Ottawa, you had a 2 man advantage. What the hell was that?

www.wired.com/story/palant... Now? Talk about being late to the fucking party. You've been the bad guys for a long time.

nypost.com/2026/04/21/m... Yeah, man. You reap what you sow. You're a collosal let down and if you had any actual sense you'd step down and let an actual democrat fill the seat that you're squatting in.

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a... Imagine having the audacity to saw that Justice Jackson is "low IQ" when compared to this fucking loser. Trump is a fucking moron. He's not even smart enough to dry clean her robes.

Lot of people on the right crying about the Virginia redistricting vote. We told you this would happen while you were celebrating the illegal off-cycle seat grab in Texas. Stop playing stupid games if you don’t want to win stupid prizes.