Have another drink of green elixir... 💚

Can't believe I'm expected to work this post-holiday Fat Cock Friday. Business call with @justkylesalt.bsky.social making it bearable though. #FCF

New Years fireworks showing up early for Fat Cock Friday. Wanna see the video too? #fcf

Merry Christmas - come finish unwrapping me! #humpday

Sharing my hole for fat cock Friday - one load down, who's up next? #fcf

Mind if I throw you a curveball this Fat Cock Friday? #fcf

I heard you were thirsty this Thursday and I wanted to do my part to help keep you hydrated. If you get over here and lick it up, I guarantee there will be more.

Feeling a certain kind of way this #humpday. Defo need some humping.

I really have to stop showing my ass off to strangers with cameras in public restrooms. #humpday

Show off the dick root, boys. How about double dick root?

Sometimes borrowed undies just feel like a better fit. Think he'll mind if I return them a little funky?

It's a flannel kind of semi- #vpl Monday

Still can't believe I got away with fully posting my cum covered abs on Insta Close Friends. 💦

Self facial

A few of my opinions regarding holiday specials/movies that happen to be absolutely correct:

Happy semi-softie Saturday. I need some help cleaning up 🥺

Slow-mo homo for Soft Cock Saturday.

My favorite day of the week, happy #fcf babes

Explosive Fat Cock Friday 😌 #fcf

I try my best to be a good boy, I really do. 🥺 But when the punishment for being naughty is so fun... 😈

Serving jockstrap bottom boy this #humpday - insert when ready.

Show off the dick root, boys. (Had to urgently slip away from my desk to take this in the work bathroom.)

You ok down there? Let me know if you need a break to catch your breath, I'm not in a rush.

Or you're just soaked and exhausted and need to take a solid ten minutes to recover, enjoying one another's warmth and syncing your breathing. 💦😌💦

Y'all got me extra inspired by #FCF

Happy throwback #humpday from a guy without a hump buddy today. Any volunteers? 🥺

Not so much into bottoming as I am into the idea of getting bred. Promise me a photo like this and my legs are wide open.

Woke up already celebrating #FCF

This is a pit stop! Reskeet your pits. The bubbles make it modest, right?

Happy heaux-lidays from @heavensgayt.bsky.social , @guydrawingguys.bsky.social , and me! ✨

Reskeet a harness pic

Fuck!

Is that enough for you? 😏💦

There's something about a curvy mirror

I need some help cleaning my sandy ass this Monochromatic Monday 🥺 I’ll reward you afterwards 😚

You need a Black Friday sale? This Fat Cock Friday only, my sweaty running shorts are half off!

Waiting for someone to feed me some dick on this Thighsday 🤤

Thankful for mirrors. And all your pictures that inspire me to get messy.

Tell us your birth year by sharing the cover of an album that was released the year you were born

"Welcome home from work daddy. Now come put it in me."

Reskeet with a harness pic? I can do that. (The selfie I was taking was 🔥 as well - remind me to share it someday.)

Jockstrap thread 🫰🏻

Sunday funday

How I picture myself when I write incredibly porny alt text on the dirty, dirty pictures I post. AP English Composition wasn't for nothing!

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Here‘s to 26, anyone want some cake? 🤭🎉

Sports followed by toys make for a good spent cock Saturday 💦

Following up Fat Cock Friday with Spent Cock(s) Saturday. Me rimming @calebs-alt.bsky.social got extra big loads from both of us. 💦

Happy FCF, my favorite day of the week! The day I wish Bluesky had a convention.