Friendly reminder for the bay fc hypers that this is Boston

Belgium’s kits are giving gender reveal

Why is that a foul on Ghana fam

ACFC gonna ACFC

All those tall guys getting schooled by Iraq lol

I’m guessing basketball is not that popular in Norway?

Soccer is fun!

Wow this game is a rough one for tv viewing.

Another round of international duty for Cloé with Canada this June 🇨🇦📞

Boomer LATER!!!!!

Hi, let’s use Markov chains to produce (controversial???) NWSL rankings. To start, let’s make a directed graph based on goals scored in competition. An example game (ACFC vs SD) is shown.

Armas is gabbed about on the broadcast more than any other coach. Talk about the f**king soccer please.

Is there a FotMob for the wnba?????

So I made the following graph of NWSL games played bc I really thought I would find something to show that the schedule is unbalanced (in terms of match ups)… turns out I was wrong lol but I’m gonna share the boring facts I learned…

What a great half for Houston (if you’re a masochist)

Outstanding cinema this morning for Lyon Arsenal

AAAAAASHLEY SANCHEZ

Houston getting away with murder (two handballs in the box)

“A little bit of fog,” JP the game is almost gone

Psst hey KC, fill that GIANT HOLE between ur defense and midfield

Louisville games are like episodes of Derry Girls, they’re all hits

LAUREN MILLIET GOES TOP CORNER 😮‍💨

My tv is already so small plz no in game ads

TEAMMATES reunited how sweet

It was a barn burner in Houston but the Dash dash on to victory ✌️

Whatever energy was missing in SD v Bos is in full force for Lou v Hou

You get a pk! You get a pk! (Yay Rader!)

My favorite group is a toss up between Florida/New England and west coast and Minnesota.

Glad all the fans facing the elements for this RIFC game are now getting free chicken tenders

Looking like a beautiful night in Pawtucket

Saxophone anthems ONLY!! This slaps

Armas is giving Skinner vibes

Really impressed with Rader and how she was able to combine with Patterson. Gonna be hard for teams to deal with them both on the same side.

It’s this kinda game state that makes you wish Houston had two attackers in their prime that definitely weren’t shipped to Denver for just cash…

Maggie Graham makes some good soccer faces

Robbe SO SPICY with the dummy

Everyone stop saying good things about Houston I don’t wanna jinx it

10' MAGGIE GRAHAM HEADS IT HOME!! 0-1

Kennedy Wesley looks so good tonight so far.

Now a Dellarose fan because this is the best soccer hairstyle despite the uncool people that tease me for it.

Sanderson is gabbing too much about the refs for my liking. The reffing in this game has been good, talk about the soccer.

The best @houstondash.com performance in years. Sure, it’s against an expansion team but the defensive shape, the pressing, the attacking interplay, the movement… it’s all flowing.

Between this game and last, if I were Boston I would be worried about the teams fitness level. They have severely faded this half and the same could be said last week.

Look I know it’s just Boston, but I for one am loving Houston’s play today

The soccer gods right there wrongs and give Houston a goal.

I bet Jessie Fleming loves drills when she on the team down players.

Has someone told Seattle they’re up a player?

Emma Sear has that dog in her

The “resources” better not be doing a lot of heavy lifting

Who needs depth when you can start all your rookies and collect money!!! Time to wrap Maggie Graham in bubble wrap and pray!