The results are in! The breasts are BENIGN! 🍈🍈 🎉 ANOTHER YEAR BEING CANCER FREE, BABY 💃💃💃 #cancerfree #cancersurvivors #tnbc

Even the trains want to be skinny. 🚂

Year TWO of my cancer check up! ✌️I love getting my boobs squished for the world’s worst panini press. 🥪 I’ll get the results in a day or two - so here’s hoping it’s another year of no more cancer! Unless y’all are really wanting “Cancer Part Two: Carl’s Revenge!” 🔥 I’d do if for my fans! 🙏

Which mammal is the best jazz musician? Bats - because they’re great at scatting!

What did Japanese Jesus say at the end of all his prayers? Ramen 🙏

📞 Son. It’s your father. 👨 I’m proud of you. You’re doing great. Make sure to eat. Love you. Call me back. 🎣

It’s a BOY! Paul wants everyone to know that it was a long and hard 9 months but after 28 minutes of labour he gave birth to Chipjeet on December 13th, 2025 at 7:05 PM. Chipjeet came in at a WHOPPING 750g. We can’t wait to get to know Chipjeet over the coming months as he grows from spud to stool.

I began reading “A History of God” today by Karen Armstrong with the use of text to speech technology called “Speechify.” Let me tell you! This technology changed my life. 1/3

Do pigs really love rolling in shit? Or do they naturally prefer mud and the fact they have to roll in shit is because of poor farming practices that have become normalized due to agrarian-industrialization and instead of blaming the system for making pigs have to roll in shit… 1/2

Review of day one back on campus: To my surprise I am still disabled and things are still hard. 4/10. Also featuring someone’s used dirty thong outside a bathroom in FAB. U of A please never lose your charm 👌 ✨ #yeg #uofalberta #backtouni

Imagine my surprise today when I found out that even after so much progress in recovery - that YES - school is still *incredibly hard* for my body after cancer lmao 😂

Back to school tomorrow!

Me: I gotta buy new spaghetti strap tank tops in February. Paul: You should try getting some rigatoni straps!

I never thought I would die fighting side by side with a MILF.

Finally got around to finishing this TLOAS Taylor Swift pencil line work! 😤

2026 is already off to a great start. It’s going to be the year of Kat! 😤🙌

I finished this Chappell Roan sketchy piece today! 🫶😊 I think I’m starting to understand how to paint hair! :0 #chappellroan

Merry Christmas! 🎄🎅 From the Phuls! 👩🏼🐱🧔🏾‍♂️💕 #christmas2025

Me: I do not like lumps in my mashed potatoes. Paul: Or your breasts! Me: PAUL! 😂

I’m not fat! Those are just my dinner rolls!

And the details 👌

Some nice progress pictures of this bold and groovy portrait commission I did for my friend Amanda! 🔥

STOP ✋ 😭 Look at how freaking CUTE this illustration I am making is turning out!

Where all my hEDS girlies at? 👀 💃

🫡 🇨🇦 #yeglocal

🐈‍⬛ 💕 🧔🏾‍♂️🎨 #yeglocal

Im working on making prints and a digital colouring page of this Chappell Roan poster.

I finished swatching my new traditional gouache paints! 💕 #swatching #gouache

We learn to be better people from the mistakes we make. We learn to be better people not from never making mistakes - but from noticing them, caring, and adjusting.

A nice swatching session of my new gouache paints! 🎨

Kat is one of my dearest cancer buddies, a lovely and lively person as well as a talented artist. She's the one who did my profile picture! If you can spare even a few dollars to help her, I would be grateful.

Friends - I never asked for financial help during cancer, but I am humbly requesting help now. gofund.me/a27c2ad0c

Somehow - the world didn’t come to an end. Somehow it became anew. #cancersurvivor

So excited to use these new gouache paints soon! ✨

Progress of turning my traditional line art of this Chappell Roan poster into a digital colouring page :0

The final video of me filling up my palettes with my new gouache paint 🎨 ✨

Pizza 🍕 ✅ Chicken wings 🍗 ✅ Cinnamon dough ball bites 🥮 ✅ Tonight we EAT OUR FEELINGS 😤😤😤 Will you join me in my DEPRESSION NEST?!?! DEPRESSION NEST! 🙌 DEPRESSION NEST! 🙌 DEPRESSION NEST! 🙌

By popular request I am tracing my Chappell Roan line art poster and making a downloadable digital colouring page ✍️ I was too tired to make much progress today so as of right now she’s just an OMINOUS FLOATING FACE and it makes me chuckle hahaha 😂

Being an artist is great because I can make ridiculous and stupid things up using my own dumb brain and my two skilled hands and no one can stop me! Not even YOU 🫵

I may not have much to show for my life on paper but at least I give a fuck about other people and know that we need to gain class consciousness in order free ourselves from the contemporary bourgeois pigs who are the real enemies of the people 🐖

STAY AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND, KATY PERRY 🫵

Part one of panning these gouache paints into my new palettes! 🎨

PET PET PET PET PET

Lilo the sleep paralysis demon 😈

Fine arts? More like FINE FARTS 💨 Am I right LADIES?!

Got this gouache paint set and palettes in the mail! Can’t wait to pot them!

Times are tough. But I got 1.5 lbs of Compliments brand plain potato chips for $5.50 and I cannot contain my excitement about this delicious deal. I’m going to be eating potato chips for a month 🥔

Quiet evenings in the studio 🌙 🕯️ #artstudio #artist #aesthetic

I don’t care what anyone says this was the height of art - our own contemporary neo-renaissance ✨