The Riff Report Blog
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I’m Michael, founder, editor, and chief riff-wrangler behind The Riff Report Blog 🖤
Alright butt… strap in, grab a warm pint, and prepare your neck muscles – because American Sharks have just stormed back into the scene like they’
https://theriffreport.co.uk/13/04/2026/%f0%9f%a6%88%f0%9f%94%a5-american-sharks-unleash-bang-yer-head-six-years-gone-zero-chill-%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%a6%88/
41 minutes ago
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Right… who had “Enter Shikari casually breaking the internet on a random Friday” on their 2026 bingo card then?!
https://theriffreport.co.uk/11/04/2026/%f0%9f%a4%af%f0%9f%94%a5-enter-shikari-drop-surprise-album-lose-your-self-no-warning-no-mercy-all-riffs-%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%a4%af/
about 1 hour ago
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Scotland’s Black Metal Spirits Rise From The Mist Once More 🤘 Right then, butt… grab a cloak, pour something strong, and prepare to disappear into the Highlands, because Cnoc
https://theriffreport.co.uk/13/04/2026/%f0%9f%8f%b4%f0%9f%94%a5-cnoc-an-tursa-a-cry-for-the-slain-%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%8f%b4/
about 1 hour ago
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Alright butt, grab a drink (preferably not $18 like at Coachella 😅) because we’re diving headfirst into one of the most hyped festivals on
https://theriffreport.co.uk/03/04/2026/%f0%9f%8c%b4%f0%9f%94%a5-coachella-the-3000-desert-party-worth-the-hype-or-a-glittery-money-pit-%f0%9f%a4%98%f0%9f%92%b8/
about 22 hours ago
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A tribute, a shock, and absolute chaos in the desert, butt Right… brace yourselves, because this one hits harder than a front-row crowd surfer in steel toe
https://theriffreport.co.uk/12/04/2026/%f0%9f%8e%a4%f0%9f%94%a5-turnstile-turn-coachella-into-an-emotional-riff-storm-%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%8e%a4/
about 23 hours ago
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Right. Stop everything. Put the kettle down. Cancel soundcheck. Because this… this is a moment in British culture that should’ve shaken the f
https://theriffreport.co.uk/09/04/2026/%f0%9f%a5%9f%f0%9f%94%a5-greggs-have-dropped-a-chicken-sausage-roll-and-we-somehow-missed-it-%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%a5%9f/
2 days ago
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Alright butt, dust off your leather jackets, crank the hairspray to dangerous levels, and get ready for a proper blast
https://theriffreport.co.uk/10/04/2026/%f0%9f%8e%a4%f0%9f%94%a5-then-jerico-bring-the-80s-back-first-the-sound-of-music-40th-anniversary-uk-tour-announced-%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%8e%a4/
3 days ago
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New month, same madness — pint in one hand, horns in the other, butt 🤘🍻 March has rolled in like a double-kick drum to the chest 💥 The weather’s still doing its usual “
https://theriffreport.co.uk/01/03/2026/%f0%9f%8e%b8%f0%9f%94%a5-best-rock-metal-gigs-in-wales-march-2026-%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%8e%b8/
4 days ago
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New month, same madness — pint in one hand, horns in the other, butt 🤘🍻 March has rolled in like a double-kick drum to the chest 💥 The weather’s still doing its usual “
https://theriffreport.co.uk/09/04/2026/%f0%9f%8e%b8%f0%9f%94%a5-best-rock-metal-gigs-in-wales-march-2026-%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%8e%b8/
4 days ago
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Love is in the air… but so is feedback and tinnitus, butt 🤘💔 February. Cold. Wet. Romantic? Nah.
https://theriffreport.co.uk/01/02/2026/%f0%9f%8e%b8%f0%9f%94%a5-best-rock-metal-gigs-in-wales-february-2026-%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%8e%b8/
4 days ago
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New year, new riffs, same absolute carnage, butt 🤘 Right then… Christmas is done, the Quality Street tin’s empty, and your bank account is hanging on by a thread 💀 —
https://theriffreport.co.uk/01/01/2026/%f0%9f%8e%b8%f0%9f%94%a5-best-rock-metal-gigs-in-wales-january-2026-%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%8e%b8/
4 days ago
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Because going broke for live music is so last tour cycle, mun… Right then, you glorious riff-hungry lot — let’s talk about something sacred: seeing absolutely
https://theriffreport.co.uk/09/04/2026/%f0%9f%8e%b8%f0%9f%92%b8-best-uk-gigs-under-50-maximum-riffs-minimum-damage-%f0%9f%92%b8%f0%9f%8e%b8/
4 days ago
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Alright Michael… brace yourself, butt — because the UK is about to become one giant, sweaty, beer-soaked mosh pit 😤🍺 We’re not messing about h
https://theriffreport.co.uk/09/04/2026/%f0%9f%a4%98%f0%9f%94%a5-uk-rock-metal-tours-are-going-absolutely-mental-heres-whats-coming-%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%a4%98/
4 days ago
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Grab a pint and sit down for this one, butt… because festival season has just taken a proper mad turn 🍺😳 In a twist that’s sent s
https://theriffreport.co.uk/07/04/2026/%f0%9f%9a%ab%f0%9f%8e%a4-wireless-festival-axed-as-kanye-west-blocked-from-uk-entry-whats-occurring-then-%f0%9f%a4%af%f0%9f%94%a5/
4 days ago
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Alright butt… gather round, because this one is peak “people on the internet discovering metal for the first time”
https://theriffreport.co.uk/08/04/2026/%f0%9f%a9%b8%f0%9f%91%b9-gwar-vs-the-internet-death-threats-fake-blood-a-whole-lot-of-missed-the-point-%f0%9f%a4%a6%e2%99%82%ef%b8%8f%f0%9f%94%a5/
5 days ago
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Alright butt… gather round, turn the lights down, and maybe double-check your doors are locked — because Graveir are back, and they’ve brought somethi
https://theriffreport.co.uk/01/04/2026/%f0%9f%96%a4%f0%9f%94%a5-graveir-the-festering-triad-is-coming-and-it-wants-you-dead-%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%96%a4/
5 days ago
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Right then, grab a candle, stick the kettle on (or
https://theriffreport.co.uk/08/04/2026/%f0%9f%8c%99%f0%9f%94%a5-angellore-return-with-a-haunting-doom-masterpiece-nocturnes-%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%8c%99/
5 days ago
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Right then you absolute riff fiends… grab a sick bag, crack a warm can, and prepare yourself, because this one is filthy beyond redemption 🤢🤘 From th
https://theriffreport.co.uk/08/04/2026/%f0%9f%92%80%f0%9f%94%a5-album-review-necromonger-emanation-of-the-dying-perceptions-%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%92%80/
5 days ago
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Right then you absolute riff fiends… grab a sick bag, crack a warm can, and prepare yourself, because this one is filthy beyond redemption 🤢🤘 From th
https://theriffreport.co.uk/08/04/2026/%f0%9f%92%80%f0%9f%94%a5-album-review-necromonger-emanation-of-the-dying-perceptions-%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%92%80/
5 days ago
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Right then, strap in butt — because this isn’t your nan’s Sunday playlist. This is pure, unfiltered death metal carnage and it’s coming in hot.
https://theriffreport.co.uk/07/04/2026/%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%92%80-dichotomy-lucifer-owns-the-fence-is-coming-to-burn-your-house-down-%f0%9f%92%80%f0%9f%94%a5/
5 days ago
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Right then, brace yourselves — because Witch Piss have just dropped a debut album that doesn’t knock politely… it kicks your front door in, drink
https://theriffreport.co.uk/08/04/2026/%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%a4%98-witch-piss-the-devil-doesnt-burn-review-riffs-from-the-abyss-mun-%f0%9f%a4%98%f0%9f%94%a5/
5 days ago
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🔥🤘 MASSIVE THANK YOU TO THE MERCURY SEED! 🤘🔥 A huge shoutout to New York’s finest riff-slingers THE MERCURY SEED for taking the time to sit down with us here at The Riff Report!
https://theriffreport.co.uk/08/04/2026/%f0%9f%8e%b8-the-riff-report-interview-the-mercury-seed/
5 days ago
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🔥🤘 MASSIVE THANK YOU TO THE MERCURY SEED! 🤘🔥 A huge shoutout to New York’s finest riff-slingers THE MERCURY SEED for taking the time to sit down with us here at The Riff Report!
https://theriffreport.co.uk/08/04/2026/%f0%9f%8e%b8-the-riff-report-interview-the-mercury-seed/
5 days ago
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🔥🤘 MASSIVE THANK YOU TO THE MERCURY SEED! 🤘🔥 A huge shoutout to New York’s finest riff-slingers THE MERCURY SEED for taking the time to sit down with us here at The Riff Report!
https://theriffreport.co.uk/08/04/2026/%f0%9f%8e%b8-the-riff-report-interview-the-mercury-seed/
5 days ago
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🔥🤘 MASSIVE THANK YOU TO THE MERCURY SEED! 🤘🔥 A huge shoutout to New York’s finest riff-slingers THE MERCURY SEED for taking the time to sit down with us here at The Riff Report!
https://theriffreport.co.uk/08/04/2026/%f0%9f%8e%b8-the-riff-report-interview-the-mercury-seed/
5 days ago
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🔥🤘 MASSIVE THANK YOU TO THE MERCURY SEED! 🤘🔥 A huge shoutout to New York’s finest riff-slingers THE MERCURY SEED for taking the time to sit down with us here at The Riff Report!
https://theriffreport.co.uk/08/04/2026/%f0%9f%8e%b8-the-riff-report-interview-the-mercury-seed/
5 days ago
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🔥🤘 MASSIVE THANK YOU TO THE MERCURY SEED! 🤘🔥 A huge shoutout to New York’s finest riff-slingers THE MERCURY SEED for taking the time to sit down with us here at The Riff Report!
https://theriffreport.co.uk/08/04/2026/%f0%9f%8e%b8-the-riff-report-interview-the-mercury-seed/
5 days ago
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🔥🤘 MASSIVE THANK YOU TO THE MERCURY SEED! 🤘🔥 A huge shoutout to New York’s finest riff-slingers THE MERCURY SEED for taking the time to sit down with us here at The Riff Report!
https://theriffreport.co.uk/08/04/2026/%f0%9f%8e%b8-the-riff-report-interview-the-mercury-seed/
5 days ago
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Right then butt… got a spare $17 million knocking about down the back of the sofa? No? Same. But if you did, you could be living in one
https://theriffreport.co.uk/08/04/2026/%f0%9f%a6%87%f0%9f%92%b0-ozzys-last-la-lair-is-up-for-grabs-17-million-of-pure-rock-n-roll-madness-%f0%9f%92%b0%f0%9f%a6%87/
5 days ago
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Oi oi, what’s occurring, butt?!
https://theriffreport.co.uk/07/04/2026/%f0%9f%8e%b8%f0%9f%94%a5-henrys-funeral-shoe-take-over-luton-bluesy-riff-chaos-incoming-%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%8e%b8/
6 days ago
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Oi oi, what’s occurring, butt?!
https://theriffreport.co.uk/07/04/2026/%f0%9f%8e%b8%f0%9f%94%a5-henrys-funeral-shoe-take-over-luton-bluesy-riff-chaos-incoming-%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%8e%b8/
6 days ago
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Right then… grab a can, turn the volume up, and prepare for a nostalgia punch straight to the ribs… because Linkin Park have just casuall
https://theriffreport.co.uk/17/03/2026/%f0%9f%a4%98%f0%9f%94%a5-linkin-park-smash-the-billion-club-again-somewhere-i-belong-goes-nuclear-%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%a4%98/
6 days ago
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Alright butt… forget your polished “band makes it big overnight” fairy tales — this is proper roc
https://theriffreport.co.uk/19/03/2026/%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%a4%98-halestorm-vs-the-apocalypse-how-lzzy-hale-and-co-survived-fires-floods-and-being-skint-to-make-their-first-album-%f0%9f%a4%98%f0%9f%94%a5/
6 days ago
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Oi oi… gather round the amps and crack open a cold one, because this one’s got bite 😈🍺 Former Alissa White-Gluz — the absolute po
https://theriffreport.co.uk/20/03/2026/%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%90%8d-blue-medusa-drop-checkmate-alissa-white-gluz-returns-with-a-venomous-new-weapon-%f0%9f%90%8d%f0%9f%94%a5/
6 days ago
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Right… grab a pint and brace yourself, because this story is absolute madness 😅🍺 Some bloke in the US has just been caught pulling off one of th
https://theriffreport.co.uk/21/03/2026/%f0%9f%a4%96%f0%9f%92%b8-fake-streams-real-scandal-ai-music-fraudster-busted-for-millions-%f0%9f%92%b8%f0%9f%a4%96/
6 days ago
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Alright butt… this is NOT a drill. After what feels like a lifetime lurking in the shadows, the legendary AFI are storming back into the UK and E
https://theriffreport.co.uk/23/03/2026/%f0%9f%96%a4%f0%9f%a4%98-afi-announce-uk-european-headline-tour-goth-punks-are-back-baby-%f0%9f%a4%98%f0%9f%96%a4/
6 days ago
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Sound the alarms, crack open a cold one, and tell the neighbours to brace themselves… because the Metal Gods are back at it again 😈🍺 Yep — Ju
https://theriffreport.co.uk/26/03/2026/%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%a4%98-judas-priest-are-back-in-the-studio-album-number-20-is-brewing-butt-%f0%9f%a4%98%f0%9f%94%a5/
6 days ago
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Alright butt… crank the amps, spill your pint, and prepare your brain for lift-off — because Slift are BACK and they’re not here to
https://theriffreport.co.uk/01/04/2026/%f0%9f%9a%80%f0%9f%94%a5-slift-declare-sonic-war-with-new-album-fantasia-and-its-about-to-get-loud-mun-%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%9a%80/
6 days ago
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Alright butt… this one’s hit like a rogue elbow in a packed pit.
https://theriffreport.co.uk/02/04/2026/%f0%9f%9a%a8%f0%9f%a4%98-hardcore-world-rocked-ex-turnstile-guitarist-facing-shocking-charge-%f0%9f%a4%98%f0%9f%9a%a8/
6 days ago
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Ahhh man… this one hits like a boot to the chest in the middle of a circle pit. Proper gutting news, butt. Harm's Way guitarist Bo Lueders has
https://theriffreport.co.uk/02/04/2026/%f0%9f%92%94%f0%9f%94%a5-hardcore-scene-shattered-bo-lueders-harms-way-hardlore-dead-at-38-%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%92%94/
6 days ago
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The underground just took a hit that’s still echoing through speakers, clubs, and late-night headphone sessions across the planet.
https://theriffreport.co.uk/01/04/2026/%f0%9f%96%a4%f0%9f%92%94-dark-synth-scene-unites-fans-launch-fundraiser-for-james-lollar-%f0%9f%92%94%f0%9f%96%a4/
6 days ago
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Alright butt… let’s talk about a voice that didn’t just sing — it hit you like a tidal wave of emotion and distortion. We’re talking
https://theriffreport.co.uk/07/04/2026/%f0%9f%8e%a4%f0%9f%92%94-chris-cornell-the-voice-that-could-shake-the-sky-and-the-battle-we-never-saw-%f0%9f%92%94%f0%9f%8e%a4/
6 days ago
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Alright butt… this one’s a proper gut punch. 💔 The underground just lost one of its darkest sonic architects, and things are feelin
https://theriffreport.co.uk/02/04/2026/%f0%9f%95%af%ef%b8%8f%f0%9f%8e%b9-ghost-in-the-machine-gost-mastermind-james-lollar-dead-at-46-%f0%9f%8e%b9%f0%9f%95%af%ef%b8%8f/
7 days ago
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Alright butt… gather round, crack open a cold one, and brace yourself — because this isn’t just a disagreement… this is a full-blown metal soap opera with extra
https://theriffreport.co.uk/05/04/2026/%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%a4%98-arch-enemy-vs-kiko-loureiro-riff-war-goes-nuclear-%f0%9f%a4%98%f0%9f%94%a5/
7 days ago
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Letters, delusions, and a reality check for fandom gone way too far… Alright butt… this one’s less “rock ‘n’ roll chaos” and more “call the authorities immediatel
https://theriffreport.co.uk/06/04/2026/%f0%9f%91%bb%f0%9f%9a%a8-ghost-frontman-stalking-case-turns-proper-dark-%f0%9f%9a%a8%f0%9f%91%bb/
7 days ago
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April 5th. A date that hits the rock world like a gut punch every single year. Today, we remember Kurt Cobain — the flannel-wrapped, distortion
https://theriffreport.co.uk/05/04/2026/%f0%9f%8e%b8%f0%9f%92%94-remembering-kurt-cobain-the-voice-that-still-screams-through-time-%f0%9f%92%94%f0%9f%8e%b8/
8 days ago
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Alright butt… this one’s got more twists than a mosh pit after too many pints 🍺 Global snack chaos has officially kicked off after KitKat confirme
https://theriffreport.co.uk/02/04/2026/%f0%9f%8d%ab%f0%9f%a4%98-breaking-kitkat-heist-of-the-century-and-somehow-were-involved-%f0%9f%a4%98%f0%9f%8d%ab/
11 days ago
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Alright butt… this one’s got more twists than a mosh pit after too many pints 🍺 Global snack chaos has officially kicked off after KitKat confirme
https://theriffreport.co.uk/02/04/2026/%f0%9f%8d%ab%f0%9f%a4%98-breaking-kitkat-heist-of-the-century-and-somehow-were-involved-%f0%9f%a4%98%f0%9f%8d%ab/
11 days ago
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The month of frost, leftover Quality Street tins, questionable New Year’s resolutions… and, as it turns out, an absolute pile of rock and metal legends entering the world.
https://theriffreport.co.uk/01/01/2026/%f0%9f%8e%b8-rock-metal-stars-celebrating-birthdays-in-january-%f0%9f%8e%82%f0%9f%94%a5/
11 days ago
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The month of frost, leftover Quality Street tins, questionable New Year’s resolutions… and, as it turns out, an absolute pile of rock and metal legends entering the world.
https://theriffreport.co.uk/01/01/2026/%f0%9f%8e%b8-rock-metal-stars-celebrating-birthdays-in-january-%f0%9f%8e%82%f0%9f%94%a5/
11 days ago
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