If teacher's unions and police unions were even remotely equivalent in power, the average class size would be 8 kids and they'd be making $225K/yr.

I am just riffing here, and I get that people can't just afford to uproot and move. But why hasn't some purple-ish state created a program for people to leave states like Alabama and Mississippi? Host family subsidies. Business tax credits. Free college. The works. Red states do it for businesses.

Is Patel-Maxxing now a thing?

Cal hasn't actually looked all that bad. Some chasing. He's still hit a lot of hard foul balls. Hopefully, he is getting dialed in now.

Picked up a high school math class tomorrow. This is what I wanted but I am kind of freaking out. Breathe.

To my former GOP colleagues still in office: enjoy the next 24-48 hours. Relax, take some time for yourself. Cuz pretty soon you’re going to have to go on TV and defend all the terrible things Trump agreed to in China because he wanted to be friends with XI

Seems pretty 52-48 that LeGoat retires after the season but I am pretty convinced that if you put him on a team with 2.5 legit scorers and told him that he is the PG, he'd still lead the league in assists.

I am kind of curious how far the M's have gone to mend fences with Buhner. Does he get paid an absurd salary to color-man games in Texas? Does he get a police escort to the stadium?

Great play by Donovan to rob the baby-legged short-stack.

How many different gloves does Julio have?

Kirby is flithy

Julio's balance is so good. If he stays on this path, he's headed for elite status. *spare me the WAR and 30-30 replies. We all know he's been hard to watch at times.

Julio is so freaking dialed in. He is swinging it. An 0-2 bomb is crazy work.

Spent 5 hours taking a math test today. Fell 8 points short so I'll have to take it again. All good. Onward, I go.

Raley running like a maniac will never get old.

Sigh....come on, Cal.

Anyone with a Samsung TV ever check out their Movie Hub channel? 90% of the time it has banger movies playing. Right now it is Magic Mike XXL. Not saying, that is my thing, but for some reason my wife just took the Battery Daddy into the room.

I am "what are you babies doing at a festival on a Sunday night?" years old.

Wemby asking Barnes "what does that mean?" after the F2 announcement lol

That is 100% a flagrant 2. Wemby can't throw a bow like that.

Wemby is gonna get ejected.

Holy shit, Cole Young. That was a ridiculous play. My goodness.

Happy Mother's Day to all you dads who are getting it done after your trifling ass baby mama left the family cold for an unemployed guy named Brad that she met at a Whitesnake casino tour show.

The pan to "our attorney" with shit-eatting-grin on her face put me out. Anyone with 2 brain cells knows that you don't mess with ANY flora or fauna in Hawaii.

86 OKC

Do other countries have as many contrived holidays as we do? Talking about Valentine's, Mother's, Father's Day, etc? Are these days uniquely American uber-capitalist holidays?

Cal swung through a piped 91mph 3-1 pitch. Brutal.

I cannot tell you how much teachers can't stand this.

The Spurs are the one team that has a shot vs OKC. The problem is that OKC has the one player that can disrupt Wemby.

Can we not?

Kinda snapped at a kid today. I heard a girl say "stay away from me!" or something to that effect and I tried to explain to the class that boundary violations are unacceptable. Kid played dumb and acted like he didn't know what "boundaries" are. I clapped my hands at him while saying when people..

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Dunking on a man with malaria, polio, encephalitis, and chicken pox is just wrong.

Muñoz is up in the pen with a 4 run lead in the 9th. He won't be available for 3 days now.

Stahp lmao

The White Sox wearing red is maybe the dumbest thing that I can imagine. Even if the uniforms aren't all that bad. It is pretty silly. Why not go with something themed like that Chicago flag?

Just got home. Nice game by the M's. Looks like Cal us still scuffling though.

It is probably a good time to refresh people on the 3/5th compromise. It was the SLAVE OWNERS who wanted the full count so that they could consolidate federal power. It is 2026, and they STILL act like the plantation owners of 1860. I will admit that I didn't think they'd move at this pace.

"Everything they say about me is untrue!!!" also "Who's the snitch?!?!?!"

Just walked past a 4th grader at lunch and overheard "Those hot firefighters are here again." Girl, you're 10. 😭😭😭

Josh Naylor is the most unathletic athletic guy in the world and I love him for it.

The FBI director, who most definitely does not drink too much, travels around the country with a personalized bourbon collection and gives out autographed bottles of bourbon at events. Even Trump can't continue with this clown.

Julio did everything that was supposed to be done to that pitch.

So there is some "sonics" news. Holloway was always expected but I am still not entirely sure that she has NBA capital available and would probably need a sizable minority investment.

As far as I know, there have been zero leaks on either potential Seahawks buyers or a potential Sonics ownership group.

It sure seems like an investigation into the "ballroom fund" is in order. Has $400M just gone missing? Trump using it as a slush fund?

Muni is pretty broken right now.

Julio ripped that pitch.

Jesus Christ. Has Dan banned ABS chellenges?

Man, I can't hate on Garver for hitting a ball like that. Bad luck.