I've seen this cookie before somewhere but I cant quite put my finger in it...

5 classes down in 23 days.

Rivers throws so many ducks.

This man is so unserious.

We will see how much T-Mobile eats him up but there are worse guys to have around.

I've never heard of the NFL ejecting a player for something not called on the field but it wouldn't shock me if DK doesn't come back for the 2nd half.

Why didn't Cleveland challenge that play? It looked like Allen went down on his own in the end zone. I didn't see anyone touch him until he was already on the ground.

How do you even call that a fumble on the field?

Name a more famous duo than easily recoverable onside kicks and the Green Bay Packers.

Johnson has to be pissed. He ran his FG out there to fire-drill a FG and they took their sweet-ass time and it cost them the 2m warning.

That might be an ejection. It would be dumb but that much helmet contact isn't loved by the NFL.

Ben Johnson does shrooms and then draws up plays.

By this logic, say a team runs a pitch play and the RB drops the pitch - only the QB can recover the ball and advance it.

We are like 72 hours from hearing about how Jake Paul nearly died if it weren't for the miracle of Ivermectin. Within 2 weeks The House will vote to make it federal law to treat almost everything with Ivermectin before "other" treatments.

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"I'm going to get a World Championship belt at some point" Lmao Bro. You've never fought a legit boxer at your weight until tonight and you got folded.

"But but but but but he lasted 5+ rounds with a former heavyweight champ!!!" Nah. He ran around for 4 rounds. Scared as hell. Got blasted in round 5 and KO'd in 6. Once Joshua figured him out, he ended him pretty quickly.

lolololol as soon as Paul starts getting blasted they call him a "cruiser weight"

Lmao. Paul keeps falling down on his own and they are blaming Joshua.

Lmao. It is so obvious. Paul is running around. And they are like "WOW!!!!!"

The Netflix announcers declaring a Paul win after 1 round is very telling.

Welcome to Michigan, Kalen Deboer.

Bernard is probably going to be a fun weapon in the NFL. Nevertheless, I'll take joy in his college failures.

How much is Joshua being paid to take a dive for Paul tonight?

Did Woolen start last night? They announced the defensive starters but I didn't hear his name.

Adam Mohammad entering the portal is rough for UW. Would love to know his motivations. He's RB1 on what will probably be a top 15-20 team next season. Hope he's not just NIL grabbing.

The Seahawks are 12-3 sitting on top of the NFL. They are also one loss away from being 3rd in the division. Wild.

Their tubby kicker wears 92 lolololol

I'm home now. I have no idea what happened. I mean, I do know but god damn...how?

I left lol

MORE. GIVE ME MOAAAR!!!

Complete domination by the Rams on the field. Still have a shot on the scoreboard.

Kubiak man...dafuq

They virtual measured over 15 inches. Come on now.

Chris Pratt's choice of jersey...

President Sundown is now starting The Hunger Games.

I can see a million of these takes and I'll still know that there are probably millions on "the bad place" that are lauding the speech. Even if they truly know it was a disaster.

He doesn't. They'll probably do it anyways because they know that congress won't do anything. Even when the Dems take congress in 2027, they won't fight this fight. You'd think that someone along the path would say "absolutely not" but that person is probably making 55K & doesn't want that smoke.

What living arrangement will the Tate Brothers get? A townhouse? Their own mansions? Just curious, really.

Obama making fun of him @ the WH correspondent's dinner before smoking OBL has forever eaten at him. Obama giving a speech in front of 200k+ in Germany has always ate at him. The economy was literally collapsing when Obama took office. Tonight only reinforced to me how badly he wants to be Obama.

Kick is a front for gambling operation. They pay their streamers a bunch - who have been kicked off of other streaming platforms for being toxic clowns. Puka was almost certainly paid to appear. Same with Betts. Not excusing dumb comments. Just providing context into Kick's M.O.

What every member of my new political party should shout every single day: Donald Trump inherited the strongest post-Covid economy in the entire industrialized world, and he has singlehandedly fucked it up. Trump has singlehandedly fucked up our economy. Say it out loud Dems.

I guess I am just a weirdo because I don't get how anyone can hear 8647 repeat the same weird shit everyday and think "Yeah, that's my guy!!!" and feel good about themselves.

He has one speech.

The networks are allowing him to give a self-indulgent and almost certainly highly political speech. Mostly because he doesn't like his polling.

What is even the point of this address? To prove that he can stay awake for 10 minutes? The networks are giving him this time for no apparent reason.

Any NFL player who does a kick stream should immediately be suspended for being an ass-clown.

Lmao. Come on, man. Acting like you didn't glove the puck into the goal there is wild.

This is just insane behavior from an FBI Director.