when I go to Hokkaido I'm going to take so many oouuuhhh husbant photos in the snow I'm gonna be so annoying about it

me if you even care

is it cringe to repost my own viral tweets over here

I actually remembered bluesky existed because I was freaked out about LA fires and twitter is absolutely dogshit for trying to follow news now...

i was supposed to fly back to LA in december but due to unforeseen circumstances i'm stuck in tokyo so here is what i've been eating

never kill urself or whatever

im so excited to go back to melbourne and drink water straight from the tap and have it not taste like shit

i want them to do a show about my blorbo (kayn) but i don't want to subject my blorbo to the media analysis skills of arcane fans.......

viktor from league of legends i have feelings for you

omg I started reading a villainess manga where the premise is the typical "omg I was reincarnated in another world" except it's BL and the main character was reincarnated as the villainess character's DAD

i think i will braise pork belly the chinese way tomorrow (pic is from the last time i made it)

me in my echo chamber

this was me finally killing the mosquito that's been biting me over and over

the truth is that i could never leave twitter because i've trained the algorithm on my private account to obediently show me only fanart of my current hyperfixations, and it is so good at it.

NEVER KILL URSELF you may miss buy one get one jerk chicken meal deal

I deep cleaned my whole apartment for an inspection including taking out fridge drawers and shelves and washing them and cleaning the dishwasher THEY DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT THE FRIDGE OR THE DISHWASHER...

white man jumpscare @avasto.bsky.social

did an audit of the contents of my freezer and about 1/3 of it is just frozen shrimp heads. guys do I have a problem?

what happens if I can't remember if I took my vitamin gummies or not... like if I eat 2x the recommended amount of vitamin gummies will I shit myself

everything IS bigger in texas

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bsky is mostly a happy fun time but occasionally the discover tab will show me some discourse that's escaped from the Most Annoying People Alive and it's like, oh! you guys are miserable no matter what site you're on!

twitter is where I go to get pissed off and bluesky is where I go to post food pics that remind me that life is worth living

a country fried steak with eggs and hash browns and a buttermilk biscuit and a hot chocolate at the old timey american diner operating since 1958 WILL fix you btw

never kill urself

sitting at da bus stop laughing about how dismal the LA public transport system is. what do you mean you want this to be olympics ready by 2028. can we be for real.

my friend's idiot cat kind of looks like the homophobic dog

bought cat toys for my friend's cat but ended up keeping this one for myself because crinkly fish plush. please keep all catgirl related comments to yourself.

never kill yourself

it's always 2 dumb bitches telling each other "exactlyyyy"

bluesky feels like the new game plus of social media, like what do you mean i need to regain 10k followers

god didn't let me be born a man because he knew i would be absolutely insufferable

are people still calling posts "skeets" on here or is that a relic of the past now

im genuinely not cool enough to build a following on a new platform anymore so please take a look at this pic of some birds my dad sent me instead 👍

REMEMBERED I HAVE AN ACCOUNT HERE

bunny doodle napkin

universe told me i was bunnycoded by bringing bunny into my life (i took it to the animal rescue)

it do be like that..

everyone should read sota no hochou in my opinion

I'm gonna be the first sleep token fanartist on bluesky

this year's home made chinese cured pork belly stash ヾ⁠(⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠*⁠)⁠ﾉ

i forgor i had an account here

mushroom :)

i got stuck in blackberry bramble while looking at moss

esports people have started showing up here which means my window to be more unhinged than usual is closing

i'm going to become the first sleep token fanart poster on bluesky

do people cross-post tweets and skeets like is that a thing

i no longer have the chops for "posting"... frankly I'm like an old horse that either needs to take out back and shot or shipped off to the glue factory.

nobody is "skeeting" about sleep token on this app WHERE ARE MY BRAIN WORM RIDDLED FANGIRLS AT...

anyway where are all the hot and slightly insane girls on this site i gotta find my people