Donald can press re-post on his "Open the Fuckin' Strait!" tweet now. Easy peasy!

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I am tired of rich people forgiving other rich people.

Kanye and Louis should just lean into it and book shows together. Bigot and Jerk It Tour 2026.

8-year-old me at Passover #passover #jewish #seder

Sounds like Dave wrote the Foo Fighters album again

I just had an incredibly fun conversation with Jonathan and Julia at the Ranking The Beatles podcast. We discussed song No. 65 on their comprehensive list and we chatted about my book on Beatles-loving band The Apples in Stereo, too!

Misunderstood Lyrics • “50 Ways To Leave Your Lover” by Paul Simon #paulsimon #50waystoleaveyourlover #misunderstoodlyrics

Purely for the sake of continuity, when Stevie and Lindsey go back out on tour together again, they need to have a very public falling out hours before the first show, followed by one or both entering into a brief affair with Mick Fleetwood.

I love the new single and the intimate nostalgia behind Paul McCartney's new album, but if he really wants to take me back, he'll write and record the next one while completely obliterated on prellies.

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If one of your dead homies got sober before they died, don't feel shy about pouring one out anyway. Even tragic deaths deserve a celebration. Substitute with Clamato (pescetarians only!), a Shamrock Shake (Irish only!), or your dead friend's favorite sugary fruit drink (cheat day!)

It's not just Stephen Colbert. Peter Jackson also approached Chappell Roan about writing a new Lord of The Rings movie. He won't be doing that again.

Abandoned Stanzas™ // 032126

Two years ago, I made the gentle suggestion that Chappell spend some time with Lady Gaga or Madonna to discuss what it is like to become so famous so fast. open.substack.com/pub/superjew...

Misunderstood Lyrics • "Tangled Up In Blue" by Bob Dylan #bobdylan #tangledupinblue #misunderstoodlyrics

Do Williamsburg hipsters who style with beard oil, only enjoy bean-to-bar chocolate, and drive fixed-gear bicycles still exist? Since Dave Grohl says he is in therapy six days a week, I hope this issue has at least been touched upon.

Justin Timberlake bodycam footage is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Apparently, the dude isn't quite sure what he does for a living.

Someone just ordered their bagel “on the dark side,” and now I am thinking of that John Cafferty & The Beaver Brown Band song from “Eddie and the Cruisers.”

I hope his last words in hospice care are "Thank you for your attention to this splatter."

Sean Penn skipped the Oscars to meet Zelenskyy in Ukraine. I hope they discussed the revenge thriller they’re co-starring in. AN “AMMUNITION, NOT A RIDE” PRODUCTION ZELENSKYY PENN PUT IN THE GROUND SUMMER 2028

Misunderstood Lyrics • “Good Luck, Babe” by Chappell Roan #misunderstoodlyrics #chappellroan #goodluckbabe #deadpanhumor

I am not able to watch the Oscars so I am watching Terri Joe instead. tubitv.com/movies/10005...

Since Boy George is weighing in on the topic, here's something Boy Josh wrote about the topic in 2024. open.substack.com/pub/superjew...

The Smiths never broke up. Scheduling archives recently recovered from various studios reveal Morrissey has been inexplicably postponing recording sessions since early 1987.

I am predicting a Sleater-Kinney reunion tour in 2027 to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the release of Dig Me Out.

Don't be jealous! Yeah, he's Yo-Yo's younger brother, but he plays bass in a bad bar band.

Sheesh, Stipe sounds great on that “These Days” footage from last night. When does the constant stoke of reunion hope become abusive, boys?!

Misunderstood Lyrics • “It’s The End of the World As We Know It (and I Feel Fine)” by R.E.M. #misunderstoodlyrics #REM #80smusic #deadpancomedy

Doesn't every cat dad have a song to sing? Today's latest from me! #cats #catdad #catsong

Should have added, "and take a big step back and literally f*ck your own face!"

Homeland Insecurity

I always admired how Redd Foxx added those extra letters, so I'm gonna try out Joshh Bloomm and see how that works out for me.

Still eating three years later

This song came out when I was nine years old and I have idealized romance in its image ever since and will not stop. youtube.com/watch?v=mHyx...

Doesn't every cat dad have a song to sing? Today's latest from me! #cats #catdad #catsong

Before eating a Milano cookie, I pause and picture 1937 and the person from Fairfield, Connecticut who risked their life to harvest it from the fields of Pepperidge Farm.

It appears that Donald Trump treats the “only congress can declare war” part of the constitution just like his followers treat stop signs.

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Doesn't every cat dad have a song to sing? Today's latest from me! #cats #catdad #catsong

Who did it dorkier?

Meanwhile, the U.S. curling team was eliminated before the semifinals and had to endure Stephen Miller barging into their locker room to chug tomato juice.

Donald will be shocked when he finds out that Olympic gold medals are not purchased at Home Depot and spray painted that color.

I got busy on YouTube over the past few years. Thanks for 1.5M views! Give a follow at link in comments for lots of often quirky, occasionally jerky commentary that's not too heady but is always ready.

Ignore Khaled. This is Rihanna’s jam. I have specific memories from the *clerb* associated with this song (which I thought was titled “White Dust” for a long while, a not wholly inappropriate name, ya know? Personally, I never touched the stuff!) youtu.be/fyaI4-5849w

Donald thinks asylum seekers all escaped from asylums and he thinks Danes are bears named Mark escaping from dens.