What if Mamdani just daps him up and we’re all forced to reckon with that?

MAGA bar owners outside MSG when Trump’s motorcade drives by.

Tomorrow night, MSG might reach unprecedented levels of boos. I’m talking biblical.

I’m on Love Island making hooch in the toilet.

Hear me out: the Barack Obama Triumphal Arch

Good.

I condemn the Democrats’ post about Stephen Miller’s appearance. It is an affront to ugly people.

For real though — Obama would have run a way better war against Iran.

Oh the J6 rioters will not see a penny of that $1.7 billion.

Your plane would crash. A hamster cannot possibly reach the controls.

The ceasefire is holding.

I’m not going to worry about hantavirus until someone tells me it will be gone in two weeks.

🚨🚨🚨 He won’t give up on 2020 because he wants to create a permission structure for actual cheating.

So we lost the war with Iran. But at least we got a closed Strait of Hormuz and sky high oil prices.

You just love seeing the DOJ reclaim some independence.

TACO’s chickenshittiness once again keeping us from the brink.

We’re two months away from political round tables to discuss the merits of US missile strikes on the Sistine Chapel.

The Strait of Hormuz blockade has that “you can’t fire me, I quit!” energy.

More like Fart of the Deal.

Oh, so we’re just going to lose the war to Iran. 🤷

So Iran is just being told to have their remaining AA capabilities in place around bridges and power plants by Tuesday?

MAGA will see posts like this and believe this person garners respect from the international community.

In nearly 9 years of combat operations, the U.S. lost zero fighter jets in Iraq due to enemy fire.

What people aren’t getting is that Bondi will be promoted to the role of Sword of Law and Justice in the Western Hemisphere.

Remember, we were told $300 million at no expense to the taxpayer.

Trump is already 0 for 3 against Letitia James. Does anyone really think they saved their “strongest” case for last?

How I imagine the negotiations with Iran are going.

I have yet to see a photo of an ICE agent doing a job that was otherwise done by TSA. Does anyone have one? Really asking.

It has been 11 days since Trump said the war in Iran is “completely over.”

4 months after the Epstein Files Transparency Act was signed into law, the DOJ continues to unlawfully withhold files and AG Pam Bondi refuses to explain why. They thought we would just forget about it.

I didn't make very many model airplanes, but I used to paint my cars in an enclosed garage. Maybe paint fumes are responsible.

How do we think Putin is liking this threat to our NATO allies?

MAGA is represented by only 22% of Americans. They are not any kind of majority. It is never too early to treat them like the pariahs they will be.

Trump is not often clever but he bought the big shoes for little Marco just to fuck with him.

A handful of militaries have Tomahawk cruise missiles. Only one of those militaries is fighting in Iran.

Short term pain in exchange for long term pain.

The rising price of crude oil isn’t usually the U.S. President’s fault. But this time it is!

Obama spent $1.7 billion and got a nuclear deal with Iran. Trump has spent $6 billion (and counting) plus American lives and got a war.

No no no — FIRST you covertly arm opposition forces. THEN you start blasting. Imperialism 101

If this dumbass gives us an another “I don’t know” or “we’ll see”…

The failed casino owner is going to run a war.

“America First” is more than just a campaign slogan to me.

8 months ago the United States “obliterated” Iran’s nuclear capabilities. Only one is true: A) They were not obliterated. B) Iran rebuilt them in 8 months. C) They were obliterated and we might bomb Iran for some other reason. None are good.

The President faces allegations of rape (again). He would call these politically-motivated or targeted. But it’s important to remember that the alleged victims didn’t go to the media. They went to the FBI.

These Trump appointee headlines are always like, “Killer whale set to lead Department of Seal Conservation.”

You know who won’t see a tariff refund? 🫵

Now he’s going to blame all of the economy’s woes on his inability to implement tariffs. As if other presidents couldn’t have strong economies without sweeping, reciprocal tariffs.

The better president — the one who won a Nobel Peace Prize — secured a nuclear deal with Iran without threatening war. That was thrown away for one man’s pettiness.

They said there were no files — that it was a hoax. Remember that and ask why.