Trump got called on his lawfare against Comey and James. Maybe next time he’ll keep his big fucking mouth shut. But hopefully not.

Some reminders for today: - Pam Bondi told Trump he was implicated in the Epstein files. - Trump’s name was reportedly scrubbed from the remaining files. This has been known for months.

Donald Trump being a “dog that hasn’t barked” can either mean he is a foot that hasn’t yet become sore or a protector of child sex trafficking.

The name of the WH ballroom is predictable, but fortunately there is no need for it to stick past this admin.

The new WH ballroom will be privately-funded? One has to wonder what these donors get out of such a deal when throwing in with a transactional president.

Donald Trump is angling to steal $230 million from the American people — for his own personal wealth. Conservatives, do you have a pulse?

We used to be a great nation. We used to have Kingda Ka.

He said we would take over Greenland. He said we would take over Panama. He said Canada would be the 51st state. He has apparently ceded Lake Michigan to Canada. So we’re actually down some territory.

The correct answer to “Are you gonna pardon Ghislane Maxwell?” is “No.”

It has been 2 weeks since he (with no legal authority) declared Antifa a terrorist org. Where are the arrests and raids of Antifa facilities? Ask yourself that if you thought he was serious. Then ask yourself why he wrote it.

Some optimistic news: this administration continues to find creative ways to undermine the military’s respect for its authority.

Not a lot of people realize that the federal buildings of Portland have all been either damaged or destroyed by the unrelenting free expression.

The last check on Trump’s power may be his own incompetence and how it fosters contempt among those who would carry out his unconstitutional orders.

Treason charges for Obama? Best I can do is perjury for Comey.

Disney/ABC were right to suspend Kimmel for lying about the Kirk assassination. They are right to reinstate him. The ball is now in the FCC’s court. Let’s see if they do the right or wrong (unconstitutional) thing. They have threatened it.

He thinks each side gets its turn to prosecute the other. He cannot grasp how objective evidence (or lack of evidence) and personal integrity dictate whether charges are brought against individuals. He loves lawfare, but fucking sucks at it.

Watching Ted Cruz impersonate a movie mobster to champion a free speech position is just 🤌

Jury trials appear to be the last viable check on this President. The people protecting the people.

Antifa is a terrorist organization… …without a leader. …without a headquarters. …without a website. …without TERRORIST ATTACKS. …without an organization.

You need to be an organization in order to be a terrorist organization.

Once again, New Yorkers will boo Donald Trump when at attends tonight’s Yankee game. NYers always recognized his sleaziness, but their disgust for the man was galvanized when he bragged about having the tallest building in Manhattan in the aftermath of 9/11. This, of course, was a lie.

What will he come after next — the 9/11 Memorial?

Putin could do the funniest thing ever today.

This is a reminder that Iran’s nuclear program remains active and we no longer have any way to monitor it.

He’s going to give Putin access to Alaska’s minerals, isn’t he? God damn it.

As a Democrat, I wake up each morning and think of how I can help destroy America. It can be something small like sharing a photo of Zohran Mamdani in which he looks particularly handsome.

If he attacks Beyoncé it will be the last person he attacks.

Trump eats in the Deep State Cafeteria. He just sits by himself.

The birthday letter 🤮

We oppose an ICE budget that’s larger than Poland’s entire military spending and they say, “So you’re against eliminating a tax on tips?”

The year is 2033. President Ocasio-Cortez finally releases the Epstein files. They include the names of over 2,000 politicians and celebrities. Donald Trump’s grave, accessible to anyone with a $99 membership to his Bedminster Golf Club, is regularly defiled.

I thought conservatives wanted the Epstein client list. Why the 🦗?

Me to the Gen Z cop that pulled me over: “You can give me a ticket — or, you can take what’s in the mystery box” (it’s a melted ICEE sans cup).

Trump suggesting a U.S. citizen is “here illegally” is some next level chickenshit.

President Gavin Newsom after a federal judge orders him to release disaster relief funding as Florida sinks into the Gulf of America.

Publicly begging countries to uphold a ceasefire is truly pathetic and makes America look weak. Tell him to get on the phones @jd-vance-1.bsky.social

U.S. strikes on Iran risk the lives of American servicemembers. Unacceptable.

No new wars.

Diddy watching Ye sit down on his side of the court room.

The Israeli strikes on Iran make me grateful (for a moment) to have a president who’s a bully and doesn’t automatically support allies. The Rubio statement is perfect.

Gavin Newsom, freshly oiled, grins at his own reflection in a full length mirror as his phone chirps with confirmation of the judge’s decision to return the National Guard to his control.

Did ICE already get all those violent criminals? Why are they targeting Home Depot? (And why not Lowe’s? 🧐)

I don’t know the back of my hand at all.

Vegas is about to be electric with conclave wagers.

This medicine for tariff metaphor is basically, “If you shoot the patient in the head it might treat their cold symptoms in 4 years.”

Stephen Miller doesn’t use his SCIF because it’s on the top floor of his subterranean lair and there’s a little window that lets in some light.

Hegseth seems like a “Just give me the broomstick I’ll do it myself” kind of guy.

The mice in my basement have violated the ceasefire.

These Kennedy files are about to say Biden took the shot.

It’s a crippling hangover everyday for my innie. No exceptions.