Woman nearby is selling a painting of Jesus on Marketplace, but I'm pretty sure it's actually Kenny Loggins.

I caught my wife cheating on me yesterday, and this shit is terrible. Two thumbs down, do not recommend.

This will almost certainly be well received by all Americans, regardless of political affiliation.

Charlie Kirk is an absolute Goebbels-style propagandist, but celebrating his shooting doesn't understand the absolute escalation of fascism that is now going to result from his shooting. This is going to be portrayed as a 9/11 level of attack in the media, and the loss of freedoms will be on par.

I can't imagine a better way to ensure I never go to your restaurant than describing it as a place that has 'fresh bites' or 'good vibes'.

I got drunk and watched Invasion USA last night, as one does, and anyways I am fairly certain they killed this stuntman for this shot.

If you see this, repost with a vampire that is not Dracula.

Idiocracy 2 - Fascism Boogaloo

Media literacy, particularly among the media itself, is seemingly at an all-time low, and anyone who writes anything for a living that would post this should be forced to mop floors in a San Francisco bathouse for a living.

Say what you will about the Trump administration, but they know how to speak to the braindead rubes in their base. www.politico.com/news/2025/08...

Stomach is upset. Was it the protein shake I made with fruit, vegan protein powder and oat milk that caused it, or the 2 day old tacos I heated up in the microwave? I guess we'll never know.

I posted this video on FB about a year ago, and it didn't get nearly the response it deserves, and I'm kept up at night worrying that people I know think I like Puddle of Mudd. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibFk...

Man, work is terrible. Am I alone in this? What the hell.

Going to work tomorrow hungover as a way to fight the power.

"Because you casually looked up an instructional video on proper technique for lifting weights, here are 18 videos on why women are whores in need of subjugation" - Meta/Google/X/Etc/Etc

Can't stop eating Poptart Crunchy Poppers. Send help.

Say what you will about the Trump admin, I don't think any of us thought they would restart the Crusades by the 6 month mark of their term.

This is a perfect joke.

Hard to imagine what RFK Jr sounds like when he's cyber sexing, but I have to think it's somewhere between a 56k modem and the genetically modified bear from the movie 'Annihilation'.

Can't help but think we have enough going on without this.

MBA brain will be the death of us all.

I just drank a bourbon in the shower, which is either a supreme win or a cry for help. Maybe both.

"We saw you from across the bar, and wanted to tell you we like your vibe. Want to come back to our place and help us exploit the proletariat?"

Stop by Shoppers Drug Mart and buy some Life Brand DIARRHEA (relief)

I can't live in a world where we see a 20-something tech bro named 'Big Balls' climb the halls of power.

Letting these unfuckable losers basically conquer our society confirms that we probably deserve everything we have coming to us.

I sincerely hope Russell Crowe plays Ramirez, the Egyptian mentor with a Spanish name and a Scottish accent.

Going to get myself a McFlurry, and then not take a lactose pill, just to feel something.

Maybe there's hope for AI after all.

I will always watch this clip every time it comes up on the timeline. So many hits here. Medical intuitive...lyme disease is an intergalactic substance...codes from the beginning of time. All killer, no filler here. Unhinged. I say if we're all going to burn, crank up the insanity.

He may not have won his seat, but he still tops the charts of the most punchable faces in Canada.

Somewhere along the way, all men's shirts started coming from Dan Flashes.

If I had one takeaway from Sinners, it's that Ryan Coogler loves to eat pussy.

Peter Thiel is the sweatiest super villain we've ever had.

An Elden Ring movie is an interesting idea, because as someone who has dumped over 200hrs into the game, I can honestly say I have no idea what the game is about, who any of the characters are, or what their stories were. Feels like it simultaneously can't miss, and can't work.

You would be hard pressed to find a bigger asshole in Canada than Pierre Poilievre. Guy has had the most punchable face in the country for at least 12 years, and he's beaten the market as the amount of sheer assholery has increased exponentially. Just unprecedented levels of sheer knobbery.

Bluesky is a strange forum, in that when scrolling, I get posts from news sites, insightful commentary, videogame and music updates, and then a random picture of a grown man in a diaper will just show up. I've tried muting related terms, blocking users, but nothing can stop these diapered men.

The game directors seem to be taking the famously pro-law enforcement franchise 'Grand Theft Auto' in a bold new direction, leaving right wing fans stunned.

Guy has never seen a Star War in his life.

Taking a step into the future by going to the pub with 3 laptops, one for each of my AI friends, then coming home and going full analog by jumping in the bathtub with my toaster.

Amazing levels of cranium here.

That panel is worse than the jury of the damned that oversaw Homer Simpson's trial when he sold his soul for a donut.

Just hit play on 'The Patriot' starring Steven Seagal, and it started with the credits from where we left off from the last time we watched it, so I guess you could say things are going pretty well around here.

I say we change the term 'Pro-natalists' to 'Creampie enthusiasts' and watch how quickly these people shut up.

Men will build a city in the depths of the ocean rather than go to therapy.

The White Lotus asks the question what would sailing on The Titanic be like if the boat hadn't hit an iceburg.

Sure, the world economy is in free fall and our retirement savings are evaporating before our eyes, but we can all take comfort in knowing that somewhere in Missouri, there is a trans woman that won't be able to compete in high school volleyball.

The culture wars are so much more grim than I had imagined.

Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer. Hard mode: No villains