I dozed off in my car, for the first time, during a lunch break this week. Best 15min nap of my life istg

PSA: CRUISE SHIPS ARE FLOATING PETRI DISH PRISONS!

Anytime I tell ppl “I’m closer to 40, than I am to 20.”, the look on their faces >>>>

Randomly hit yo up on a whim Me: you up? How you been? Him: great. I actually move back home tomorrow. You should come thru I just got home.

I know I’d be in the final four 😭

Everybody needs to be on C&D: The Pink one The Latino one The Government The Schools The Stores Jay Bey Your grandmother My grandmother Everybody. C&D.

Posted on my alt, then, left for work. Just logged back into utter chaos. I love it lmao

I do NOT like wearing shoes. Every day is a struggle at work, for me.

Hmph hmph weave to the floor

Right lol

32 steps away from the gates of hell…

32 what?

It was never good and they should be flogged for releasing an intense version

Shadow of War might be top 3 LOTR games. I think this is my ranking of top4 faves 1.) LOTR The Third Age 2.) LOTR Middle Earth: Shadow of War 3.) LOTR Battle for Middle Earth 2-Rise of the Witch King 4.) LOTR The Return of the King

Mood.

Happy Hispanic Heritage Month!

My trainer tried to kill me. This workout was insane.

Rule of thumb being around me: If you see me smoking a Black, call the police.

🤩

I made it to the gym, just for a torrential downpour to start 😌

Why is meat so expensive?!?!

I hate goin to ppl house & they ceiling fan spinnin loose af. Btch is it safe n here

No one is serious😭

Bitch…

True to fruit goes insanely hard

Dollar General for the win 🥹

imagine getting raptured while taking a boo boo

WFH today, so I made brunch

Amen, govern yourselves accordingly. Lemme get a slice of pound cake and a Chek Cola

Let me go get me a lemon square. 🚶🏽‍♂️

Good morning. Remind yourself how fine you are today. Remember you have beauty and value beyond that, too. Thank you.

I feel like I be missing out on events and spaces to be social, after the fact. I really do not be caring leading up to or event the day of. I see who was out and think “damn, I should’ve went. But at the same time, I’m glad I didn’t” And the reason being is “I don’t care.”.

Good morning Saints, If you happen to still be here, the general body meeting will begin after the remaining Deacons and Bishop meet at 9am. There’s light refreshments in the annex. And will the owner of a silver Chevy Cruze please move your vehicle immediately or you will be towed.

Yall gotta tell me when you coming to DC. So, many of yall were here and i didn’t even know 😭

Last week, students commented on my “aura” at 3 different schools.

Maybe I’m weird, but “when we linking again?” Is so cringe to me 😅

I’m starting Dragon Age: Veilgard…all previous Dragon Age games, I’ve been Qunari. I’m feeling something different for this playthrough

Pathetic losers (Also probably dealing w/ a lor spiritual psychosis, but losers nonetheless)

I’m handsome as fuck and I always smell good.

My favorite film franchises of all time: 1.) The Mummy 2.) The Conjuring Universe 3.) Lord of the Rings 4.) Star Wars 5.) The Matrix (Honorable Mention: Dune [incomplete]) If you put any of these on, I’m seated for the whole journey.

I love being Black so much.

I definitely judge you if you grab that iceberg lettuce bag salad.

If I ever got back in the chitlin circuit, it would solely be to teach these folks to walk. The art of All American Runway is being lost.

Okay, it’s been a lil bit. Understand I’m a huge fan, and she’s one of the few artists I’ve stood in a crowd for (anxiety) to watch perform. The album doesn’t start until Pretty & Petty.

One of my favorite Zora Neale Hurston quotes is "I'll beat you till you slime like okra"

A season of hexing, haunting, and general haint behaviors

best I’ve got

Are Airheads considered to be taffy?