My wife has always been irritated that she can't pull anything off on me. But somehow I was completely taken aback when she packed my bag, flew me to Mexico and so many of my friends were there wearing shirts with my pic on them! Got us a house on the beach! Best gift ever.

Fuck, y'all. I'm 50. Help.

So. Much. Mycoplasma.

15 years ago today I got back from my first deployment to Iraq. Best hugs ever. Now 15 years later I'm gonna watch Indiana Football beat Ohio State. Let's go!! #IUFB

@tnicholsmd.bsky.social - don’t know if you still see twitter, but check your DM’s.

I’m a creature of habit. I keep forgetting this site exists, and keep dropping into Elon’s cesspool. I spent years developing a community there. It seems like SO MUCH WORK to try and start over.

If you leave your kid’s melatonin out and you thing maybe but you aren’t sure they got some and they are active entirely normally after eating the placebo, please cal poison control and let @ryanmarino.bsky.social or one of his peeps tell you to stay home so I don’t have to. Save you $ and me time.