"If evil be spoken of you and it be true, correct yourself, if it be a lie, laugh at it." - Epictetus #stoic #stoicism

So the golfer says to the guy, he says, "I bring an extra pair in case I get a hole in one."

Camusflage...

"What injures the hive injures the bee." - Marcus Aurelius #stoic #stoicism

So Merriam Webster says to the Broadway producer, she says, "It's a play on words."

"Each day provides its own gifts." - Marcus Aurelius #stoic #stoicism

So the one goatherd says to the other goatherd, they says, "Some people's kids..."

Tonight on Out Of Context Theater: "Well, I guess if you paid for helicopter you gotta use the footage."

"Be content to seem what you really are." - Marcus Aurelius #stoic #stoicism

So the stepchild says to the lady, he says, "Pardon my faux paw."

Dear the English speaking world, These ones, those ones. NO! These, those. YES! Warm regards, Evil Ray

I'faith the rain doth fall in the wise of a great hound.

"To accuse others for one's own misfortunes is a sign of want of education. To accuse oneself shows that one's education has begun. To accuse neither oneself nor others shows that one's education is complete." - Epictetus #stoic #stoicism

So the turbine says to the guy, it says, "I'm a big metal fan."

What about "Breakfast at Tiffany's"?

Nothing in the mail but rectangular circulars.

"It is impossible to learn what we think we already know." - Epictetus #stoic #stoicism

So the waitress says to the member of the infraorder *Brachyura*, she says, "C'mon in, hon! We'll serve anybody!"

"Nuthin' up my thleeve..."

"The only thing you can control is the thought you are having right now. Make it calm, clear and simple. Make it your superpower." - Maxime Lagacé #stoic #stoicism

So the one monocle says to the other monocle, one says, "I say, old bean, let’s not make spectacles of ourselves."

I've been a very bad Stoic today and made baby Epictetus cry. #stoic #stoicism

May the 5th be with you! youtube.com/watch?v=VlrQ...

May the 5th be with you!

Feliz...

"Anyone capable of angering you becomes your master; they can anger you only when you permit yourself to be disturbed by them." - Epictetus #stoic #stoicism

So the Ewok dad says to the Ewok kid, he says, "Use your Endor voice!"

5/4. youtube.com/watch?v=ryA6...

May the Fourth be with you! “What’s to-day, my fine fellow?” said Sidious. “To-day!” replied the Toydarian. “Why, May the Fourth.”

"When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves." - Viktor Frankl #stoic #stoicism

So Luke says to Leia, he says, "A second hand store."

Read, read. Lead, lead. Wind, wind. Wound, wound. Live, live. House, house. Console, console. Isolate, isolate. Moped, moped. Unionized, unionized.Tarry, tarry. Tomato, tomato.

MAY THE THIR...DAMMIT!

"The gods laid down this law, saying: if you want some good, get it from yourself." - Epictetus #stoic #stoicism

So the teacher says to Mrs. Marx, she says, "Young Karl's grade won't improve unless he learns to capitalize."

"Try to enjoy the great festival of life with others." - Epitectus #stoic #stoicism

So the 10" (US) fungi says to the contractor, he says, "As mushroom as possible."

MAY THE FO...DAMMIT!

Rabbit⁴...

Rabbit³.

"You are a little soul carrying around a corpse." - Epictetus #stoic #stoicism

So the lady says to her blond husband, she says, "Shep's a 'burro' not a 'burrow', honey. You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground."

I'm so mean I once shot myself for snoring.

Tantalus: The highest power is— Thyestes: No power, if you desire nothing. Seneca, 'Thyestes' #stoic #stoicism

So the speedy camper says to the park ranger, he says, "Bear with me..."

Without so much as a fare-thee-well? That's a fine how-do-you-do!

"Receive without pride, release without attachment." - Marcus Aurelius #stoic #stoicism

So the former Honda owner says to the lady, he says, "I'm out of my Element."

This afternoon on Out Of Context Theater: “Well, then that’s a knack we share.” “What is?” “Disappointin’ our womenfolk.”

"There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will." - Epictetus #stoic #stoicism