Think I'm going to ignore all the problems in the world by watching the opening montage of Episode 4 of Heated Rivalry on repeat for the foreseeable future

You heard it here first: Hana Marie Aboian is a future Olympic gold medalist #GPFigure

Lolo and Gui would have won the RD if Lolo wasn't wearing a pink diaper, change my mind #GPFigure

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen Rilo Kiley Yeah Yeah Yeahs PJ Harvey Pulp Carly Rae Jepsen (these are the last five I went to)

I am no longer asking. I demand we find a way to send 9 Japanese women to the Olympics #FinlandiaTrophy

What I don't get is that Shawn Restatt is arguably the driving force behind the vibes-ification of ice dance, and now he's being strict as tech controller on levels? #FinlandiaTrophy

ShibSibs looking better than at NHK I must admit...would love to see the Browns skating this material #FinlandiaTrophy

ISU Youtube stream available for Finlandia in the US...wondering if this has anything to do with the complaints about Peacock last week for Skate America

Warsaw Cup really is the best competition of all time, bc where else will you see a Polish teenager skating a Metallica program dedicated to his girlfriend?

Wesley Chiu skating to How It Ends by Devotchka for his SP this season...he IS Little Miss Sunshine

Watching Warsaw Cup since it's free on Youtube and S/O to whoever is commentating, she's doing a great job

We need to ban Imagine Dragons from fs programs until further notice

Daniel plugs his ears for Jason’s score #SkateAmerica

Luc’s blades make such a satisfying swoosh to the music when he spins #SkateAmerica

This must be a technical issue with inputting the scores, bc the judges can not be taking this long to deliberate on Corey Circelli #SkateAmerica

Wondering if Japanese Oly team ends up being Kaori, Rinka, and Ami #SkateAmerica

Main takeaway from watching the rhythm dance irl is that there was a clear difference between the first and second warm up groups #SkateAmerica

My takeaways from watching my first skating comp live: 1) You don't hear it on tv, but there's always a soft gasp whenever someone falls 2) Hard (for me anyway) to tell quads and triples apart IRL

Kevin the only skater other than Jason to get a standing O in the arena (tho Kazuki deserved it the most imo) #SkateAmerica

Liam already getting louder cheers than any of the pairs #SkateAmerica

First irl celebrity sighting has occurred (the pink twins) #SkateAmerica

What I don’t get is that Anastasia sprays her hair brown bc you can’t skate blonde to Bolero, but what about Bolero says handstand or jumpsuit? #SkateAmerica

Kelley-Anne and Loucas getting the loudest cheers in the arenaso far for landing their SBS #SkateAmerica

...may or may not have just bought a last minute ticket to Skate America 🙈

Biggest downgrade of all time

It's crazy that literally as soon as FSTwt/Bsky/Reddit at large found out that Pizza King is MAGA after the short program at Worlds that he started performing more poorly and hasn't recovered #NHKTrophy

Dare I say GPa have put themselves back in the Olympic convo? #NHKTrophy

The revenge is WolfTsar's program is apparently Charlie White getting revenge on Marina Zoueva #NHKTrophy

Now why is Massimo crying #NHKTrophy

Didn't think Leave a Light On could be worse until I heard this awful remixed version #NHKTrophy

Love the Funky Finns, but this is ice dance, not ice rolling around on the floor #NHKTrophy

I know this is the musical version of Moulin Rouge, but you just know that Juho thinks he's Christina (Yuka is Lil Kim) #NHKTrophy

This is what happens when you fire all the nonwhite staff

Congratulations on the Olympic spot Tomoki #NHKTrophy

...well at least G/F got rid of the awful sped up version of Show Me the Meaning #NHKTrophy

WolfTsar ahead of the Shibs...and that's all she wrote #NHKTrophy

The Shibs looking kind of slow...but not slower than Chock and Bates two weeks ago #NHKTrophy

It's over for you hoes (you hoes = Roman, Stephen, and Keegan): www.instagram.com/reel/DQugscJ...

OK, now another team has a RD including Bjork and the remix of It's Not Right, But It's Ok...why do all these random nobody teams at Pacific Coast Sectionals have far superior rhythm dance music to all the top ice dance teams?

It's too bad about Bella Flores's...uh, history...bc once again she is bodying the rest of the ice dance field with the superior taste of her rhythm dance (Beastie Boys/Fatboy Slim/Prodigy)

The 1996 Romeo + Juliet soundtrack is so popular in figure skating and yet no one is doing a Cardigans rhythm dance this year, smh

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Current TV was pretty great, too bad I was the only person on the planet that watched it

since 2016 there’s been a huge backlash against things women like, women’s styles of communication, women’s jobs, and women themselves. if you think that had nothing to do with politics, or that it was all on the right, you’re at best deluding yourself

Not beating the "Joe was pushed out not bc of his age but bc people were afraid of Kamala succeeding him" allegations

Lowkey starting to wonder if R/A might political chaos their way into a surprise Oly bronze

Also: SkCan's karma for fucking w/ Cpom's score #SCI25

I don't blame the CB/GP/GF trio for coasting the last couple of years, bc the judges gave them no reason *not* to...but still, it's not hard to feel animosity when younger, more talented teams are held down to inflate their scores #SCI25

oof that lift from GP...I guess everyone has just given up in the face of the return of FBC #SCI25

If ice dance was a real sport, these last two teams (LaLa and CPom) would be the ones competing in the final two spots of the Olympic free dance this year #SCI25