Overheard an undergrad say the word "chungus" out loud and immediately felt 5000 years old

Just watched his FS and now I'm on on Team Tomoki even harder

Catching up on #2025GPCHN free dance and all I'll say is that I wish I was living in the alternate universe where LoLo and Gui didn't team up and L/B unexpectedly upset C/B at this event

Finally catching up on the #2025GPCHN men and am lowkey hopping on the train for Tomoki as the 3rd US man at the Olys...that Freebird SP could be a normie crowd-pleaser

An 80 for Zingnik??? Maybe Igor's still got it #2025GPCHN

Somehow the rumored Charlie/Tanith divorce is responsible for that fall #2025GPCHN

Cup of Disaster strikes again #2025GPCHN

Catching up on the #GPFRA free dance...and tbh I lowkey get why G/F were lowballed. Their program is very one note, no wow moments or elements

You know that Charlene and Marco actually remember the 90s bc they chose Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely as their second BSB song #GPFRA

In addition to the political chicanery, I think one of the reasons Diana and Gleb are getting scored so highly is that their Offspring program is a unique contrast to the five million Ricky Martins, BSBs, etc. #GPFRA (but srsly LaLa should be doing a Blink-182 program)

Marie-Jade has only been at IAMO for a few months, but she already looks like Madison Hubbell's doppelgänger, right down to the tan boots #GPFRA

Catching up on the #GPFRA rhythm dance and man is Ian committing to Vogue (also...has he always been this caked up 👀)

NGL kind of disappointed that the tacky Hungarians decided to class it up for the Oly season #GPFRA

After the fumble on their last element, the second French pairs team's ending pose just looks like a shrug #GPFRA

Girl crying in the stands after Ilia's performance...I don't get it but you do you! #GPFRA

Really wish that Italy had the full 3 men's spots for the Olys #GPFRA

Ilia's costume is actually a slay? #GPFRA

Thank u Pizza King for helping Max's chances for the Olys out #GPFRA

Catching up on #GPFRA and all I'll say is that Lorine wearing that all blue costume and skating to Stairway to Heaven is the most personality she's ever shown so I approve

Republican: Do you want a hot dog Lib: No. I’m not hungry Right wing pundit with 1 mil followers: See? They hate you. They don’t even want a hot dog from you. They want you fucking dead. They’ll never eat your hot dog. They want you dead in the ground

I'm only 34 but am spiritually 36. And it's got to be this one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAmI...

to avoid confusion I have made a little table of Mitford siblings

One thing I'll give IAM is that Holly and Jason seem to have really improved over the past couple of seasons #ChineseNebelhorn

Marie-France should never know peace #ChineseNebelhorn

If the Swedes don't go into first... #ChineseNebelhorn

Something I've always been curious about is Allison Reed's obsession with strappy details in all her costumes #ChineseNebelhorn

Honestly this Joker program is just making me realize just how much Batman-related IP we've been subjected to over the past decade #ChineseNebelhorn

I don't want a race car program unless it's Punsalen/Swallow-level tacky. Love the red of their costumes tho #ChineseNebelhorn

...is the Polish team skating to Kanye??? #ChineseNebelhorn

Liked the Azerbaijani team's program to Mayerling...IAMO are secretly doing the best packaging rn imo #ChineseNebelhorn

...I just wonder what possessed Audrey and Balazs to skate to Two Men in Love #ChineseNebelhorn

...is it just me or is the North Koreans' music a blatant ripoff of RIYBE? Like it's close enough for me to think it's the actual thing, but it's clearly not. #ChineseNebelhorn

Donovan Carillo, you 🫵 are going to the Olympics! #ChineseNebelhorn

Oof...this EDM remix finale for Another Love is not it. Sorry nice young man Edward Appleby! #ChineseNebelhorn

Why am I just now realizing that Francois Pitot is Michail Savitskiy's long-lost twin? #ChineseNebelhorn

Honestly I have a bit of a soft spot for small fed skaters who can only afford to change their programs once a quad #ChineseNebelhorn

At the very least the yunguns could pick up some camel spin tips from Uncle Dr. #ChineseNebelhorn

...for a second I thought the Turkish skater's music was "Who's That Girl?" #RoadtoMilano #ChineseNebelhorn

Seeing Jari skate to anything other than that Angela song feels wrong #RoadtoMilano #ChineseNebelhorn

...is Petr allowed to be waving that rag around?? #RoadtoMilano #ChineseNebelhorn

OK Carolane is fully dressed as a clown and somehow it's the best she's ever been packaged #RoadtoMilano #ChineseNebelhorn

I know they won the internal Italian comp, and they're not a bad team, but I don't understand how Paolino/Tuba were chosen to come here over several more prominent Italian teams #RoadtoMilano #ChineseNebelhorn

...why is everyone using this Prince song that his estate doesn't even want them using?? #RoadtoMilano #ChineseNebelhorn

(Is this a good time to mention that Shania is my prediction for Piper/Paul's RD?) #RoadtoMilano #ChineseNebelhorn

Weirdly rooting for Kazakova and new partner...if Diana Davis is going to receive inflated scores, someone might as well benefit #RoadtoMilano #ChineseNebelhorn

Galit really goaded a team of jr. world medallists to retire in favor of her team that have only been together for months lol #RoadtoMilano #ChineseNebelhorn

...they fired Richard Lawson for THIS?

Sydney Sweeney's intro kept short and businesslike lol

Hell yeah Andor!

This Emmys hosting...yikes