I’m gonna put this guy in a diaper. He’s gonna have a binky to help him calm down

I was living in SF when Chesa Boudin was elected and started seeing Nextdoor posts in December from people saying their house or car got broken into, the cops came, and told them they couldn’t do anything because of new rules from Chesa. Guy hadn’t even started his job yet.

You can tell the nerds who came up with this idea weren’t friends with any of the many, many people who spent years tweeting things such as “I want too die” or “Carly Rae Jepsen can spit in my face and run me over with her car”

*cough laughs*

There’s people complaining on twitter about not being able to buy the melania shitcoin and under every tweet like this there are fake melania scammers trying to rip them off and it’s pretty funny to see their names get further and further from correct

Here’s a free display name idea for you: fursona non frotta. Have fun with that

lmfao 🫡

Hey everybody! Looking forward to lurking and mainly just liking ppls posts on here instead of on Twitter. Thank u