this rocks. sure it's unplayable gibberish, but it's like being in a dream - the shifting maze of a map that changes every time you look around, the baffling text, i love it

nyt treats these lunatics with kid gloves. Honey, Mitchell, McCarthy, and their ilk did not "dispute" or "have doubts about" the 2020 election; they decided there was fraud and made up fairytales that crumble under the mildest scrutiny

"we're gonna leak your reddit history. pretty bad stuff. you should drop out of the race." "nbd. i've grown up and people will see i'm a new man. i'm not dropping out" "okay, let's move to leak phase 2 then"

a simple man so good at lying he ended up in congress. is it a facet of the American Dream? a spark of something that's in each of us who said the dog ate their homework?

getting millions of Americans to give up half a Saturday to attend safe normie protests is a good goal. why are we up to our ears in posts crying how they aren't protesting The Right Way and "as an antifa supersoldier"-type warnings?

mitt romney shooters out there getting ratioed

i read the quotes in Jordan Peterson voice

these troops are going to blend in perfectly with the native population. it's like an elite Chicago infiltration unit of the Texas NG

no schweikert shares have traded on predictit's 2026 AZ GOP governor nominee market. literally no one is willing to bet a cent he'll make it

ICE kidnapped a child to use as a hostage

watching a crime drama set in Louisiana and they keep saying "county" inglourious basterds three fingers dot png

bro looks like he's about to be politely reminded there are 3rd graders waiting to use the playground equipment

white collar crime should be aggressively prosecuted and carry chain-gang punishment, from presidents and CEOs down to middle managers. low level workers should get medals and lifetime stipends for whistleblowing

people should be forced (at bayonet point) to attend city council meetings to witness firsthand how it's homeowners lined up to fight expanded bus service and bike lanes, not a cigar chomping tycoon executing a sinister plot

"looking for pros to fix 50-60k lines of ai generated code for an unspecified project". my dude, the only people willing to take the job are just pocketing the money and browsing onlyfans

rikki tippi hedren. is that anything?

ed zitron is not an ai expert, but he was first to market with entertaining, easy-to-understand media ripping on these guys

"i used my position as president and personal connection to suppress a news story about me" might not be a winning gambit

lmao. this bozo still thinks he's out the MLB because of woke cabal

the myth "Dems are funded by a cabal of mega donors" is alive and well despite ample evidence to the contrary

it got dumber after post-invasion; when the WMD threat turned out to be a lie and the US was mired in a long term occupation without a clear goal, the "radical" political stance was a sort of "well i guess we had to but I wasn't super into it" mixed with a shrug

when i moved to New Orleans, my parents' friends regaled me with second hand stories about that crime ridden cesspool. the takeaway from each one was something like "don't do coke in a dark alley with a total stranger you just met at a tourist bar - they might not be on the up and up!"

to a very near approximation, 1 in 9 parents are going to be very disappointed

i'm dying here

keeping this so when people ask "what's blue sky like" i can give them a taste. twitter can keep their Greek statue pfps, bsky has its own brand of sicko

"I believe in the tooth fairy"

went back and deleted a bunch of posts arguing with some rando. i grew up in the forums, man. how did i get dragged into that?

chat find a judge whose stances are compatible with this administration

lots of small businesses owners talk about leaving big firms to start their own when the real story is they got kicked out for being assholes