i'm eating a big mother fucking sandwich made of eggs and bacon and lettuce and tomatoes and onions and peppers and salami and ham and cheese and mustard and mayo and ketchup and provolone and dirt and mud and clay and ants and crickets and

MAN, it’s fuckin’ dusty in here.

I fucking love eating garbage, man

Guess who?

. . Strange. I just got a chill down my back.

. . . What was that guy’s name again? Spinchtang??

@pricklyprince.bsky.social [ * RALSEI? - AT ?? DF ?? ] [ * You know what they say about books and covers... ] [ * You truly believed green /always/ meant eco-friendly! ] [ * ...Turns out, it only just means eco! ]

[ Sigh. . ]

if you are that desperate to talk to someone , i could maybe spit some words at your face .

Thanks, nerd. [ Surely he’ll give it back at some point, right. . ? ]

. . . Fine, but don’t tell anybody else. [ YANKING the Handkerchief out of their hands. He wipes the dirt off of his face before. . pocketing it??? ]

Kris..,, my fuckin;g pizza..,,, ITS RUINED!!

It’s so over

Aw, yeah. Makin’ pizza.

. . . N - No, I don’t! [ RUBBING AT HIS SNOUT. He already knows. ]

For the last time, my name is NOT Ralph! [ . . . His snout is covered in dirt. ]

INNOCENCE DOESN'T GET YOU FAR.

Ok <walks away in a direction you cant see or imagine>

. . . I still have no idea what we’re going to do for our group project.

// Reposted that on the wrong Ralsei account but we ball regardless LMAO

gay ass ral

Like when the dream no longer needs its dreamer

My name is not “Ralph.”

Great, thanks. Wait, what—

jealous of my mansion ? yeah the view is fucking gnarly

Don’t ever put me in a situation.

Say no more. I’m in. [ * All he had to say was “throwing rocks.” ]

[ * As he crossed over the threshold, his normal clothes shifted into his Dark World attire. Ralsei looked back over his shoulder once again, only to meet with his reflection — and the realization that there’s no going back now. ] >>

Oh, alright. If you say so. :)

For some reason, I get the feelin’ I’m in danger.

I’m gonna GET that bluebird.

Flock off, feather face, or you can stick around and find out the hard way!

Flock off, feather face, or you can stick around and find out the hard way!

Flock off, feather face, or you can stick around and find out the hard way!

_____________________________ 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝙏𝙍𝘼𝙉𝙎𝙁𝙊𝙍𝙈𝙀𝘿. 𝘿𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙔𝙀𝘿 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝙀𝙋𝙃𝙀𝙈𝙀𝙍𝘼𝙇 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝙇𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝙎𝙊𝙐𝙉𝘿. _____________________________ [ #MVRP #OCRP ]

No, you’re the. . rrRRGHGGH. You’re insufferable!

(But still. You're not stupid! You know what this is!) (This is the "Hero loses faith" act.)

I got one for you: dumbass.

You n’ me both. It’s like I’ll never hear the end of it. .

This guy gets it. That’s what’s up.

It’s just one of those days.

That’s practically the same thing. .

Oh, for the love of—

Glad we could agree.

[ * Ralsei had to go past this alley almost every day on the way back home. So far, everything had seemed normal today. Or so he had thought. He caught the strange mirror in the corner of his eye, stopping in his tracks before cautiously moving in to investigate. ] >>

Do not call me “fluffy.”

[ * Ralsei’s eyes scan the wall, taking it all in. It really is just random doodles. He looks hesitant for a moment, but then. . ] * . . . I’ll give it a shot.

I don’t think I have an appetite anymore.