The next generation of soulslikes difficulty scaling must move to the settings menu. Who is brave enough to show a game over screen if you set the wrong audio volume.

As usual I wish I had more time to actually watch Summer Games Done Quick but a constant background of nerds having fun and yelling “trans rights” over video game sounds while I work is still a week I look forward to every year.

Minmaxxing my mouth by trading my wisdom teeth for dexterity teeth.

If I were the CEO of a Fortune 500 company I would show these two things as PowerPoint slides and people would be nodding and clapping.

Marathon 2: Durandal because we are all held hostage by deranged AIs made in the likeness of their insane creators and we’re just a convenient mechanical turk who can push buttons for them in the name of “winning”.

Drag name: GenAI Talia

Cancel culture is over. Time for Abort/Retry/Fail culture.

When they said video games were poisoning kids’ minds I think—given the current climate—they were probably referring to Dandy from Beast Breaker. Disgusting!!

New GPU Gems title suggestion: Shades of 50% Gray

I designed this new logo which is freely available to the next CEO who wants to convince me the future is talking with a computer.

imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

Do you want to read what I write without an editor?? Of course you do. You should subscribe to our Patreon. The more people who subscribe the more I’ll write. Is that a threat or a reward? Yes!

Graphic design is my passion.

Which form factor is the most ergonomic?

Halloween costume idea

Batman vs The Molar

I only want to play the devil’s advocate if it has a good co-op mode.

Steam Peck

My favorite Final Fantasy has gotta be the one with the chocobo music.

When Sora came out everyone at my partner’s workplace was using it, so she tried to generate a cat in a cone of shame dancing to explain how her body felt and was so unhappy with how little the results expressed what she felt. I went home and doodled this for her. Fuck AI. Make doodles for people.

Milestone 10 update has arrived! We cover the journey from the birth of the universe (abbreviated) all the way up to preparing our demo for release and the playtesting we've been doing. www.kickstarter.com/projects/pis...

If brevity is the soul of wit, then writing too much is the élan of experience.

Me when I title a paragraph “Dev in the Time of Automata”

I love breaking weapons in The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.

We had pole workers and poll workers in the same place yesterday. Check out the sick weight activated trap door on the ceiling.

Come vote today with the hottest inspector in town at precinct 7321.

Happy Pride Month! We are pleased to reveal our terraforming plans in celebration. Please contact your representative to endorse Rainbow World for all Earth.

Have a safe and happy Pride, friends! And, as ever:

Shout out to one of my favorite websites. killedbygoogle.com

Remember old days when product was something you loved, made with care by human body? Here at Company, we are bringing back values. Consume product from us: just like grandparent remembered.

SaaD: Software as a Disservice

Baby beluga in the deep blue sea, Swim so wild and you swim so free, “Good!” cried Ahab with a wild approval in his tones, And a little white whale on the go.

Surprise and terror! Fred and Dan return from the Beyond to do a development stream today. 2pm PDT at the usual place! BYOB (Bring Your Own Birds). twitch.tv/pebby

#TransRights

“Are you in a polycube?” “No, it’s nothing serious… we’re just a Platonic solid.”

Becoming a journalist so I can write headlines like: “When doing work, AI exhibits audible signs of dissatisfaction.” (It’s the noise of washing dishes my dishwasher makes)

Transcending from looksmaxxing to looksminmaxxing.

Move over Pentatonix.

He should win the Pulitzer for this too.

Prohibited Anatomy announces upcoming tour’s opening act, Insertable Sexual Object.

I have a mouth so I must scream.

Riding airplanes is making us all pilots

Next top influencer genre: SEO optimized woke manosphere. “Microplastics are a huge environmental problem. You gotta up your macroplastics with Raid Shadow Legends.”

become ungovernable

The problem is not that we can’t tell if they are 1) rage bait posting, 2) delusional, or 3) just pumping up their stock prices, it’s that we have optimized our culture to streamline all three to happening simultaneously.

It's the final call for everyone receiving physical rewards from the Kickstarter, and we're about to drop the Lorebook and Star Map for our Digital Deluxe backers. Check our latest Kickstarter update for the goods. www.kickstarter.com/projects/pis...

Actually you know what, let me just

ICE OUT

It was an honor to have @nemo10.bsky.social include me in this special episode! You will never guess what my hot take is. Heck, I forgot what my hot take was because I’ve internalized it so deeply.