Looks like we're about to get absolutely flooded with shitlibs crying about violence not being the answer (From people who know they aren't and won't be targets anytime soon) Too bad I won't stay in to update my block list but i someone keeps one up to date, hook me up

Not sure why but lately, I've been thinking of going to sleep at night instead as fast-traveling to breakfast. I guess I really like breakfast.

Tariff threats just made the Mexican ruling class hand over some of the worst Narcos ever which is going to cause immediate, violent consequences: Not long ago the US let Osiel Cardenas go out on probation but now their core active rivals, Z40 and Z42 were immediately extradited.

Outside of orange man, there's even far too much sensationalist reactions to Musk: the main issue is that corporate oligarchs are taking over government. Every single CEO that gets a fast track into government would do the exact same, only difference would be caring about optics and obfuscation

In case anybody follows, we can expect a lot more Petros to immediately fold: People forget that even the so called 'Leftist' presidents in America Latina are still byproducts of capitalist regimes, even if they're attempting social democracy they're still first and foremost Capitalist Client States

How about a word soup? See, this is a really powerful card I *should* be running on my Izzet decks but I mean, look at this: What am I, A Yugi player? I'm not reading all this and then explaining it to the table, I rather just proxy wheel of fortune instead.

Not the fanciest bola the fuego around but believe: This is putting up work on the Visionary deck: A quick 1R draw 2 after personal tutor or a finisher 'Infinite mana, blow out the counter player then just win with Thoracle'

This time I'd love to welcome you all to the church of 'lmao tokens go wide!' Hosted by and in, Mondrak

This beauty was less than a dollar because people don't think it's very usable, those people obviously never faced someone like Kinnan with some form of artifact untapper.

For multiplayer I always love the under-appreciated yet very powerful tactic of Goad so I'll give you the (arguably) best Goad commander: You don't need tons of removal or counterspells if you let the other players on the table deal with all those stompy creatures and combo pieces

I honestly don't run any monkeys beyond Ragavan but I think I've got you covered: Here *EVERYBODY* can have a monkey now!...Well technically an Ape but close enough until we demand a monkify instant to be made.

Quite a bit underrated because it takes Ghalta's mana cost to even sillier levels but it's actually similarly easy to cast, plus even though is depicted in Tolkienesque proportions they can somehow fly because well, why wouldn't they?