JAELIN HOWELL. #NWSL #USWNT

JAEDYN SHAW. MY GOAT. #NWSL

Can they give Ella Masar a call? #NWSL

My queen. #NWSL

NAOMI BACK. #USWNT #woso

I really hope we get to see Lilly today. But more important I hope we look a whole lot better than Thursday. #USWNT

I’m not crying, you’re crying! #USWNT #NWSL

EM V P! #NWSL

Poetry in motion. This midfield is moving me. #GothamFC #NWSL

I am SO happy for Jaedyn. And Gotham is figuring it out at the right time! #GothamFC #NWSL

I suspected this was coming, but damn. This one really hurts. #GothamFC #NWSL

WE HAVE JAEDYN SHAW?! #NWSL

Rose and Midge are giving Gotham life! #NWSL

Nealy being excused makes me very nervous. It’s also a must win game. #GothamFC #NWSL

I will not crash out about Alyssa being excused. I will not crash out about Alyssa being excused. #NWSL

Esther is obviously incredible but Howell has been so good this year. #GothamFC #NWSL

This Queen is back tonight?! #NWSL

Sears is really moving me this season. #NWSL

Absolutely devastated for Orlando and Banda. I hope she heals quickly. And I will never stop blaming Berman for this. #NWSL

That’s my fourth espresso. #NWSL

It’s scary hours for the NWSL if Rose Kouassi starts scoring like this for Washington. #NWSL

Naeher scores AND Ovalle to the Pride? What did we do to deserve this? #NWSL

Can Lilly Reale play forward or what? #NWSL #GothamFC

There are so many good female coaches available. #NWSL

Recording this one because I think it’s The match of the weekend. But knowing the NWSL it will probably end in a 0-0 draw. #NWSL

I love Watt to Denver. I wonder if any big name forwards currently under contract in the Pacific Northwest will join her? 👀 #NWSL

Omg I am crying. #NWSL

KC’s already lethal attack is about to even more insane. This trade is wild. #NWSL

I absolutely LOVE me some Bru! #GothamFC #NWSL

That’s my fourth espresso. 😍 #NWSL

I’ve been very impressed by Torres this year so I’m happy to see this. Now, Gotham, PLEASE work on extensions for Midge and Ella too. #NWSL

I know the Euros are happening but the streets are saying K***** A***** liked another homophobic comment on her wedding announcement? Much growth. #woso

The NWSL is the best women’s league in the world. #NWSL #woso

I love love love that Esther always has great things to say about the NWSL.

I genuinely don’t understand why any team would sign (or elevate) KA at this point. Her play is mediocre at best and she’s a horrible person. #woso #uswnt

Lilly Reale should be this team’s starting LB. Dickey excellent. Yaz scored! Hutton first goal! #USWNT

Happy #USWNT vs Canada match day to all who celebrate!

This is now an Alyssa Thompson stan account. #USWNT

Bugg reminds me so much of Girma. #USWNT

CAPTAIN LYNN! Also curious to see Croix work in that midfield. #USWNT

Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson predicts that executive power in the United States will become completely uncontainable that our constitutional republic will cease to exist. I couldn’t agree more with her. Fuck you to everyone who voted for the US version of North Korea.

And unless you want to scare a Gotham fan, no one look at the 2027 free agents. #NWSL

Can Gotham please start announcing some extensions? We basically need all of these players back. #NWSL

Reale was super impressive. Great game for Lavelle. AT is a MENACE. #USWNT

Lilly looks so good in red, white, and blue! 😍 #USWNT

Schupansky to the USWNT when?

Much needed 3 points against a tough Bay squad. Gotham stays above the playoff line going into the break! #GothamFC #NWSL

I’m a little nervous for Rose. She’s going to have to play a lot of minutes today and she’s still getting back to full fitness. #GothamFC #NWSL

Cannot deny that this sucks but here's the thing: We're not going anywhere. I'm still trans, I'm still here. Even if the government wants me to die, there are millions of people who want to help me live. If you're closeted or questioning and reading this, millions of people want to help you live.

Thrilled for Lilly! She deserves this. My main question: where is Hal? #USWNT