Starting The Three Lives of Cate Kaye :)

Securing a treadmill at the gym during the month of January is an Olympic sport

Wait this was fucking insane

I just asked my dad what his favorite Christmas song was and he goes “last Christmas glee cast version”

Entering the do nothing period of the year so this is my TBR for the next 10 days 🫶🏽💫

This year I leaned that relating to down bad in absolutely any capacity is NOT fun

and my cheeks are growing tired from turning red and faking smiles…….

Wait a minute….

My sister going to closing night

I just think it’s crazy that if you never bleed you’re never gonna grow……

AND THEY CALLED OFF THE CIRCUS BURNED THE DISCO DOWN . WHEN THEY SENT HOME THE HORSES AND THE RODEO CLOWNS . IM STILL ON THAT TIGHTROPE…..

I love it so much when like women over 40 unironically use the term girlboss. Like it genuinely makes me so happy Fjdjdkdkdkd like okay pantsuit nation

Been thinking about this for like 2 months unfortunately

How do nyc fashion girls do the socks and Mary Jane’s look bc I tried and literally just look like an American girl doll

Brought my lunch to work and then I started randomly crying thinking about how when I was a kid and would forget my lunch, my dad would always bring it to me and then sit in the cafeteria and eat lunch with me

Unfortunetly im pressing play on Christmas in the Spotlight

Thankful for my crush on emily bader

Working from home with my sister is crazy I’m like damn I didn’t know you could send an email

Someone tell me I do not need $160 pajamas …..

I think my happy place is being at the airport, with a glass or champagne and listening to dramatic ass music

Can’t stand when ppl post a screenshot of their Apple Watch after a workout to show how many miles they ran or calories burned. Like truly absolutely not a single person on earth gives a fuck

I haven’t posted on Bluesky that I have a crush on emily bader so I’m letting you all know that I have a crush on emily bader

Okay officially entered my late twenties. No I didn’t have a birthday but solar power by lorde just clicked for me

Does anyone know an artist that does book covers? My mom is retiring after 30 years of being a doctor so I want to give her a custom super-hero book cover as a gift 🫶🏽🥹

Person you meet on vacation

Reading people we meet on vacation while on vacation

That golf club ornament

Why does the lyric “and time, doesn’t it give some perspective” make every single hair on my body stand up

Friends, what books should I read on my vacation? I want something where I’m CLOCKED in …..

I’m going on vacation this week and staying on a remote island with no wifi or cell service for 3 nights. I’m going to read so many books

AOC on this butterfly app telling me to make a spiked Baja Blast is the only reason I haven’t k-worded myself this week

It’s just AOC and the swifties over here. This feels like some type of social experiment I just know she’s not going to have a good time IDKDJSJS

The world is so cruel that a random man and random little girl both trying to make a random baby on the subway laugh just made me cry

I just did one of the most embarrassing things humanly possible. My client just FaceTimed me but I thought it was a phone call and so I took the entire video FaceTime with the phone to my ear. I’m literally quitting my job and checking myself into a retirement home.

A girl on the street said she liked my outfit and it didn’t register that she was talking to me till she walked away and so I ignored her and now I’m going to feel bad for the rest of the day. If you were a kind woman who said you liked my outfit near Fulton Street Station this morning I love u

Not the baby grabbing the $54k necklace

If we are moots on Twitter please reply to this so I can follow you back 🫶🏽🫶🏽

I genuinely have no idea how I went from being a girl who read 3 books a year to this

Taylor in a red blazer

Nobody: Me a 1pm on a Sunday: I wonder if Taylor has ever had Covid

Wait I forgot about this…. Cigarette duck

Why is everyone always in our goddamn family business

About to start the last book in the good girl’s guide to murder series ……

Just ordered so much Thai food please tell me what show or documentary to start

Just thought about people we meet on vacation

Just realized Alix Earle never said anything about the election…. lmfao

Love how I can tweet here without annoying people in my mentions yelling at me. Fuck Brittany Mahomes’ stupid Trump supporting ass. She could spend a million dollars on an outfit and it’s still going to look like it was purchased on temu bc that’s what happens when you’re tacky

I deleted Instagram off my phone and tried to redownload it but forgot my password. This is so peaceful

Getting a salted caramel cold brew instead of killing myself

AND IT’S HARD TO BE AT A PARTY WHEN I FEEL LIKE AN OPEN WOUND