chat is my haircut cute or do i look like that one guy 😓

my parents just made me practice chinese with a random man 😭

my grandma is not really doing well and i really don’t want it to be real

i’ve seen a lot of people say daniela overdances, but if i could do move the way she does, i’d be “annoying” too lol

PERIODDDDD such a good movie holy shit

CHUU YVES GOWON TIKTOK

men will date a beautiful woman and not be able to handle the fact that other people find her pretty

i went outside and the sun came out and then i went back inside and the sun wasnt out anymore. the universe literally loves me idc if im delusional

panera is good but i swear some of it isn’t actual food… it’s chunks of cardboard or something but that’s ok sometimes

hungry at 4am but when i wake up and try to eat not hungry anymore? hmmmmmmm maybe i have a disease

i want soup and a burger but not at the same time. also a sandwich but that can be with the soup sometimes

i love my doggy and my doggy love me

guess who is getting sick again 😎 (it’s been 10 days since i got better)

idk if yall have been to the movies lately but they’re putting nutritional yeast on popcorn now

i’ve had 3 separate people THIS WEEK shoot their shot with me. they love me out here

guys what’s ur favorite bird? i like pigeons and any bird that is little and round

she would’ve worn cookie monster pajama pants and walked the mile in high school i know it

yesterday i went to the movies and watched 3 hours of gundam and today i couldn’t move my neck bc i was so locked in to gundam ig 😭

i don’t think i’ll ever get married. and not in an “i’m unlovable“ kinda way, in a … “i just can’t imagine it“ kinda way

the figure skating nationals PISS ME OFFFF this year "ilia has just landed his 59th quad and 18th backflip in one program!" “maxims parents died in a horrific plane crash last year, let’s ask him about it RIGHT BEFORE he skates and lets upset him after as well“

i’ve been working on my arms :)

buy me twice concert tickets 🌀🌀

me and my friend sometimes send each other “mmmmfgh.,…,” and i think it’s the funniest thing

thinking about cyberpunk……. ouuuuu david and lucy……. i need a man who will die for me…. who will fly into almost literal psychosis if he sees me being hurt… oouuugghhh i need it

finished this show yesterday and it might be my 13th reason bc what the fuck 💔

the clip from rupauls drag race where someone wrote “keep your eyes on the stars, you’ll never be one” on the mirror cracks me up

is heated rivalry just hockey gay porn bc thats what it seems like from everything i’ve seen 😭

trump is ruining this country so hard it’s fucking insane

we met in OCTOBER bro!!!!!!! i thought we were friends ☹️

some of yall give horse vibes…

i’ve had bronchitis for so long now…. either kill me or go away, man.

are we keeping maduro as a pet

all horses are born today? happy birthday all horses

this is the year i move back to taiwan i can feel it (im manifesting)

i got invited to a tv show premier but i’m SICK!!! i hope i get better in time bc that would be so cool

the other day at my shift at the library, this woman was talking abt how her husband reads a lot, and for a second i forgot that men can read too, since our patron base is like 99.9999% women

i have a fever

i like when i go to the vet and they’re like “ur dogs teeth are beautiful” and im like i know… every part of him is beautiful.

i think i’m sick again for the second time this month :(

i’m just gonna start hurting people in a sexual way idk man

i can’t believe my ex never let me peg him even tho he brought it up first 🙄 coward.

i saw someone say “men do it all the time, how hard can it be?” and it kinda changed my brain chemistry

I GOT INDIAN FOOD 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 shout out india

too many people have been asking me for uppies recently ……

meowy christmas to oomfs who celebrate :3 🐱

my mom just found out my dad was cheating on her omfg

i just caught a guy staring at me at the gym like “😦” ??????????

it took me 5 days to regain the confidence to go back to the gym