lol

i’m so hungry i could cry

vanilla coke <3 goodbye

rahhh

lol

idk

lol

returns from the dead

me forgetting abt this app 🧍🏻

:3

lowkey died

dying of lack of attention

my mum getting back from scotland and getting my shortbread…. yup yup yup

it’s cold

i miss oomf :(

:3

pookie

definitely not cold

need a bf soon or im killing myself tbh

cozy time

6 billion oomfies

:3

:3

bored

idk lol

dying

dying

been awake for 2 hours… time to nap

all my grindr messages today just being ppl talking abt the glaceon plushie in the background of my photo 😭😭

morning oomfs :)

idk lol

home alone… who’s eating me out then :3

no longer sick… we back!

wonders why im single yet i never reply to anyone unless ive married them in my head

hiiiii oomfies :33

why did another person i went to school with who i didn’t even know just message me saying “they liked me in school” ??? BITCH WHO EVEN ARE YOU LMAOOO

need to shave but so much effort

yes i’ve spend an hour watching americans cook turkeys on tik tok despite being british and having zero concert of thanksgiving

first day in a week i don’t feel ill… finally i can suck dick again 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

morning oooomfies

v unfair that many american oomfs are hot yet so far

stares at the halloween photos in my camera roll that will sit there until next year

kiss pls

Got ID’d and the woman thought it was 16…. ma’am im 24

my spotify wrapped will be a mess as i listen to one song on repeat for weeks till i hate it then move onto a new one…. i have problems

the correct choice 🙂‍↕️

first thing i see on feed after waking up being someone’s hole

antibiotics truly make me feel like death, someone save me

touch starved

twilight is perfect film to watch on a date as the first part is good then it’s gets dead in the middle so you end up having sex. never fails