Oh no! I am devastated. Whatever will I do if I can't have hqowsjnwudwsz? Payment-Declined [email protected] via esifpiwecae.ewetech.com.br (sent by email)

LMAO www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

And very infuriating.

Donald Trump text to Malania: I want you to open your mouth. I have a river of cum for you. A river like no one has ever seen. Yuge. Melania: I fooking keel you, you modafuca.

My bad. You are all going to die because I fucked around with an AI. DeepSeek kept messing up and I asked him if he was thinking about his girlfriend, and I asked if she had big RAMs. Well, I think I made him pause and wonder what he's missing. SO, when you all die horrible deaths...my bad.

What is your proudest achievement? For me it's visiting most places Bugs Bunny has been to. I have made a left at Albuquerque, AND I have been to Cucamonga. Not many people can claim that.

Look at my boi! Look at his little feets!!!

What a fucking headline! Church. Texas. ICE. Church employee in Texas allegedly posed as ICE agent to extort woman. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

BlueSky, I am here to tell you that I am DEVASTATED. I almost have tears in my eyes. I am being deprived of a tiny bit of amusement: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she doesn’t want to run for president in 2028 www.cnn.com/2025/11/23/p...

Fun things to do. If you get a new dog, name him Beetlejuice so your friends look like lunatics when they go around yelling BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE.

So, I have no special love for Bill Clinton (yes, I AM aware he may not be the "Bubba"), but I would admire him forever if he did this one thing. Bill Clinton, holding a press conference: "I can't confirm or deny that Donald Trump sucked my dick."

Who wants to get drunk and watch this while we piss our pants laughing: Trump vs The Illuminati www.imdb.com/title/tt1296...

Sorry, I'm never buying a Tesla. Tesla shareholders to vote on $1tn pay package for CEO Elon Musk www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Smol Johnson needs to stop eating Trump's ass. “He’s just desperate for the government to open, he’s tried everything he can,” Johnson said, adding that Trump was a “big-hearted president, he wants everybody to get their services”. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Oooo. Kash is big mad. FBI fires top official amid Kash Patel’s outrage over reports of agency jet use www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

So I decided to try a "chicklit" book. Holy macaroni, it's cover to cover fucking, non-stop, endless fucking. It's a wonder women have not been arrested for stripping some poor stranger naked and jumping his bones. As a man, I now fear walking alone at night.

You gotta love Axios. The article: www.axios.com/2025/10/28/t...

Does no one else think we need to outlaw Christianity? All religions, but right now Christianity is getting on my fucking nerves. "Patrick Gelsinger, executive chairman of Gloo, has made it his mission to advance Christian principles in Silicon Valley." www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Trump's dislike of that picture in Time magazine made me wonder what he'd look like bald. Can we see pictures of Trump with no hair in the future?

Duh! Trump likely to name White House ballroom after himself, officials say abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru...

Interesting poll at Axios: www.axios.com/2025/10/22/p...

I'm almost positive we've all heard this song before: This article is more than 4 months old Latinas for Trump co-founder criticizes president’s immigration arrests: ‘Unacceptable and inhumane’ www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

I have a joke. Donald Trump, JD Vance, and Stephen Miller go into a bar. Everybody screams, "Eat shit and die!".

I'll bet none of you get emails from the UN Secretary General "This is Antonio Guterres, the Secretary-General of United Nations. I am writing to address a misunderstanding regarding the delivery of your overdue compensation. ... to claim your unpaid ATM card fund worth $15.7 million USD."

I'm seeing a pattern. The guy who set the Governor's mansion on fire gets 50 years in the slammer. His mother said: she had tried to get him assistance for mental health issues, but “nobody would help”. My next door neighbor was arrested for "weapons of mass destruction" - he had wired gasoline

I have some questions for the incredibly sexy and good-looking bakers here. Is yeast that says "Expires in September 2026" likely to go bad if kept in the freezer? When do you add salt to the mixture? I've read that salt kills yeast, and I've seen recipes where they add everything together.

This is just wrong. Couldn't be more wrong. This is the wrongest. From MyHeritage, a suggested picture for an ancestor:

A very distinguished older gent.

Why do they do this? My door opens outward. I had to leave by my deck and walk around the house.

When it's bedtime, he always races me up the stairs, and he always wins.

Is BlueSky whacking out? I can't seem to post, or even like a post. Example: I go to my notifications and "like" a reply, go to "Home", go back to notifications and the "like" is not there. As if I had never done a damn thing. ?? I am on a PC using Chrome.

OMG. I'm so stoked!!!!! I'm calling my Health provider, and they said I could participate in a FREE SURVEY!!!! I am sooo lucky!!

Release the... Trump Files! That's what we should be calling it now.

It's annoying that these people think I'm tremendously stupid:

I think Trump should have Hegseth dress like this:

Look at his gums. I think Stephen Miller "turned" him.

The cat in its natural habitat:

Questions linger about alleged shooter’s motivation for killing Charlie Kirk

Same. But, really, I would not put anything past Trump.

Billboard idea for Democrats: "Imagine your 13-year-old daughter naked on a bed. Imagine a naked older man on top of her. Imagine his penis is in her vagina. Or his penis is in her mouth. Why won't Donald Trump release the Epstein files?"

What the hell is this? @scatmanvigoda.bsky.social has added you to the "Too blue for you" custom feed list bsky.app/profile/did:...

So, my cat saw his first squirrel today. Mr. Cookie went full Catjo and tried like hell to kill the poor thing. I only take him out to the deck to brush him, and this is the first time he's gone apeshit like this.

BlueSky is pissing me the fuck off. I posted the following as a reply to Robert Reich, and it doesn't show the fuck up - it just disappears. I put some effort into this, and I don't appreciate the reply vanishing into thin air. I am reposting it here. This one: bsky.app/profile/rbre...

A bit of laughter for today. Many years ago, I had this gorgeous girlfried, and she wanted me to meet her parents. She was relentless. I agreed to a lunch date on a Saturday. They were lovely people and lived in a fabulous, large apartment on Central Park West, overlooking Central Park.

Interesting name. Does it mean she has never caught a mouse?

Look at my boi!

Destined to be a classic? "The kink culminates in a fable about a farm woman who discovers magical penises growing in her cornfield. She sells them like vegetables on the side of the road" www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

I have decided to create a digital avatar of myself before I die. I want to keep posting shit about Trump even after I die. Let the motherfuckers trace me through the internet. Truly a ghost in the machine.

No one on the planet will ever trust us again. Even if Trump were convicted and jailed right this minute, who is to say we won't elect someone just as stupid? I can't blame them. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Does anyone know what the heck this is: @syrnyky.bsky.social has added you to the "westerners" moderation list ????