This man.... hhnnggg 🥵🥵🥵 youtu.be/JSagyvDgVk0?...

youtube.com/shorts/VJJ2e... #comedy #dramaticreading #funny #funnysigns #engrish

I can never tire of this song (and that bit with the vampire outfit 🥵🥵🥵) youtu.be/GYgTJ9D4Rgg?...

Jeeeezus her voice 🫠🫠🫠 youtu.be/r6L-GUOAhGo?...

Me: can I get a work accommodation for ny ADHD? Work: no Me: I have a dr note Work: no Me: I'll provide the equipment out of my own pocket. Work: no Me: why Work: your workflow doesn't need it Me: may I see the workflow Work: what workflow

Without downloading new pics, what is it like to date or be married to you? Honestly I'm just a joke in a soft meatsuit with nice boobs.

Another one I can listen to over and over for a week lol youtu.be/ng8mh6JUIqY?...

Loaded #vegan pizza om nom nom nom 🤤

Breastmilk is hormone packed *growth fluid, so comparing babies to human adults consuming the breastmilk of an entirely different species is most definitely ridiculous No mammal requires breast milk post infancy, hence ~70% of the human population is lactose intolerant as *all grown mammals are

Currently low key obsessed with this song rn. 😁 youtu.be/EDnIEWyVIlE?...

Y'all... my baby is 19. And he graduated. 😭😭😭🎓🎉

.......🫠🫠🫠🫠

If you see this, post an anime you love~

Finally got around to doing my home #keyboard... I'm not gonna mention dusty it was underneath the original keycaps 😅 But look at this... IT LOOKS AWESOME! 🤩

As an anthropologist, I endorse this message!

That’s awful and sad. I remember a polar bear at Central Park Zoo, who showed OCD movements like that: he or she would repeatedly move back and forth, in and out, at the same spot at the waters edge of the enclosure. Their suffering ended a while ago: www.centralpark.com/things-to-do...

Automatic flushing toilets are NOT made for the #neurodivergent.

Ahhh that's better~

Got a new keyboard and then got some cute keycaps 😍 ....I later did the F row too 😅

Only everything I want 🫠🫠🫠

🎧✨ This audio is now available for all to listen in its entirety for free over on Reddit! ~ www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

More dumbass shirts I would wear in public 🙂

As a GG fan, this was great!!! As a vegan.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 no.

On an unrelated note, I'm having a corndog and a bloody Mary for dinner. Tomorrow I may feel inclined to replace my espresso with vodka and see where the day takes me.

The frustration of working with bosses who think they know everything is exhausting. Bosses: changes coming! Staff: questions! B: you'll be fine. It'll be better! *change* B: isn't it great! S: It is SO MUCH WORSE. B: Well we didn't know this would happen. S: WE DID. B: Why didn't you say so? S: 🙃

Silly shirts that I would wear in public

Silly shirts that I would wear in public

....I am a child with an adult job. 😁

....soooo if you know me, you know that I am a huge fan of trinkets and decoratives. Especially pins. I have 2 bags. SFW that goes to work with me and NSFW that goes everywhere else. I have just received a few new pins... 21 NSFW, and 30 SFW. I have not yet added them to the current collections..😅

Silly shirts I would wear in public Part ??

✨ New Audio is hot off the presses ✨ For this month's edition of my, "Everyone Deserves to be Desired" series... I'm focusing on a Tall Listener / Short Speaker dynamic! Two former university classmates meet up by chance at the library and rekindle and missed opportunity... 🎧 Link in the reply ⬇️

⭐️ New Audio ⭐️ Your bartender friend walks you home after an asshole tried a little too hard to get your attention. After arriving at your place, though, things get heated... fast. In fact, you guys barely make it past the door before the touching begins... 😘 🎧 Link to audio in the reply below ⬇️

....WHY IS MANAGEMENT SO GOOD AT MAKING THEMSELVES LOOK LIKE IDIOTS

✨Attention ✨ Sooooo Patreon has rolled out a new feature where creators can sell individual posts for those who aren’t looking for an ongoing subscription. From here on out each of my exclusive Patreon audios will be $3 each (the minimum they allow you to set it) for more accessibility to y’all!

It’s that time of the week again… time to find ourselves lost in the fog. This time in Japanese Fog! 😶‍🌫️ Going live with Silent Hill f now 👌🏼 Twitch.tv/geekgentle

Dumbass shirts I would unapologetically wear in public Part whatever...

Hey baby, would you like a massage? I'll grab your favorite scent...

"Thats it, good boy. Bend over for me and show me those cute undie- .....SIR."

WHAT!!!!! YEEESSSS OMFG These books were my childhood!!! 🤩🤩🤩

....hang on. I'm about to piss off the christians 😈 (My family are good sports at least)

There is a website that translates into corporate jargon.... Great for emails, resumes, etc. However HEAR ME OUT. Plug in some poetry, a children's book, a SPICY NOVEL Fucking HELP ME 🤣 Imagine the possibilities!!! Omg hold up....is there an Olde English version?

I grew up believing animal sustenance was a necessary evil I lived the majority of my life w this long held belief I am so grateful I finally learned better and learned to live vegan

A Magic Wave Exclusive — a tale of an imprisoned engineer being wrongfully held against her will by a power hungry king. But when her jailer ends up sympathizing with her, perhaps there’s a way out after-all… 🎧 Link to the full audio in the reply below:

Goofy-ass shirts I would wear in public Part 4...?

Today I got the go-ahead from my surgeon that I'm all healed up and can the bang-bang now...

What in the face fuckery... ....well I mean... 🤣

Lt Dan!!!!

I've had this audio in the vaults for a while now, and for years it's been sitting on the Patreon for only the most dedicated listeners to listen to. Well, it's finally out... one of my most requested audios is now available for everyone! 💕 🎧 Listen to the full audio in the reply below:

Office staff: Everyone wear a pastel color for pictures on Friday! [My name] you too! Me: Funny that y'all assume I have colored clothing. Coworker: I can bring you a- Me:

.....NEED