Change is good. From November 2025 all blue plaques will be replaced with green ones to highlight the environment. #blueplaques #historicengland

Paint me like your French 3D models...

I'm not upset. I'm just stony-faced. #RestingHengeFace

Avebury is a chip off the old block.

Stonehenge proves that even 5,000 years ago, people were building massive projects with no clear purpose— just like modern government infrastructure.

We have asked Stonehenge to email us what it did last week (and the last 5,000 years) and a non-response will be taken as a resignation.

We installed AI into Stonehenge and now it keeps questioning the point of its existence, and frankly we can't think of what we should tell it.

Fun fact about Stonehenge: Fun fact currently pending.

For those complaining that @englishheritage.bsky.social don't give enough blue plaques to the orthodontist industry. To be fair when ever they put up a plaque the dentists scrape it off.

Honestly, what is a 'henge' anyway? I swear to god it's all just an April Fool's prank gone wrong.

We have Listed the English Channel to protect it from anyone that might want to rename it the American Channel.

In line with our DEI policy we would like to here from henges other than those made of silcrete rock. Henges made from bread, or plastic will be strongly considered.

Following on from what some are calling 'Druid-gate', and after Stonehenge's heartfelt public apology please be aware that Stonehenge has now completed their re-education training and will be more mindful going forward.

We would just like to say that rumours that Donald Trump is wanting to rename Stonehenge the American Rock Pile cannot be confirmed or denied at this time.

When ourselves and English Heritage split there was a custody battle for Stonehenge. They lost, so they kept it.

Lisa Nandy is genuinely excited about Stonehenge and thinks it'll be a major boost to tourism as "Americans love stones and things."

If there can't be a tunnel. Just spitballing ideas with the gang. What do you think?

If you scratch and sniff Stonehenge it smells of druid. #Fact

Was thinking we should list the M25 so every time work is needed we can have a year long consultation to make sure the tarmac is fully in keeping with its surroundings.

#Stonehenge is great. If you like rocks.