Man that first Tigres goal was an outstanding play following a very flukey bounce

Also I feel like if the Sounders wanted more calls they shouldn’t have spent the last week talking about how they were going to shithouse and try to bait calls

The Sounders and the refs are determined to put Tigres in front but Tigres is not allowing it to happen

Sometimes the Everything App still shows me a banger

You only think you know how to be 14th place in USL League One

Orlando’s underlying numbers this season are historically bad. SKC’s are even worse but it’s going under the rader since they are overperforming at both ends

Every time you watch Sebastian Berhalter in MLS he looks like prime Steven Gerrard and then you bring him to the national team and he looks like end stage Pete Vagenas. Vancouver has their very own version of Cristian Roldan

Lmao Dunseth messed up his favorite Sigi Schmid quote

I’m not sure what the adjective to use is but it would be very [adjective] if Thomas were to win GKOTY in his first starting season given Frei’s relationship to that award

Ragen absolutely mogging Benny Boy

Elfath time

Alex for KKR now please

That has been a red this year. Very fortunate

The ref has been at the monitor for 90 seconds and somehow the commentators have only just noticed

Might go down to 10 here

We can’t play Roldan at Tigres on short rest if he’s as gassed as he looks. Without Thomas to bail us out in that game we might get smoked

Nu Stadium is 1 minute old and it has already experienced Allen Chapman not calling a blatant penalty

I turned off Toronto vs Colorado at halftime because I thought “Do I *really* want to watch Toronto vs 10 man Colorado when it’s been a mostly boring game and it’s nice outside and Georgi isn’t going to play?”

Lmao on cue

Jamaica remains the funniest Concacaf team. Not that you’d expect them to beat DR Congo but they should never have been in that position to begin with

Italy more like Outaly am I right folks

The biggest benefit is I can finally go back and see the true value of that Charlotte result

Well there’s really no choice but to sign Kingston now

11 weeks until the biggest event of their lives and one of the foremost USMNT bots is saying this it’s pandemonium in the bot scene rn

Pulisic on November 3, 2020: “I didn’t feel like it was a 306-232 game”

Whenever the USMNT loses a game, YouKnowWho starts making posts like this “Do we understand now?” and “Interesting…”

Lmao someone on the other site brought up the cold hard fact that Georgi Minoungou is the greatest signing in Colorado’s history and all 4 Rapids fans got upset

Sebastian Berhalter is #notgood

I’m glad FIFA ran this kit matchup by Stevie Wonder before the match

Ahhh so that’s why Jamal Thiare left Atlanta lmao

Man I really can’t bring myself around regarding that trade. I think we are going to regret it. The timing also doesn’t make much sense. You could have signed Kingston without doing this and we aren’t doing anything with the int’l spot until the summer at least.

Colorado is also a goalie and one more good CB away from being a tier 2 contender. This is a good team unlike what people were saying after Seattle beat them

When you are the Sounders FO and get a chance to build a bunch of depth thru the Tacoma pipeline, then get rid of it all for infinity GAM, and then not actually use the GAM to add more depth or high end pieces, you simply have to do it 😵‍💫

This is great work from the Rapids — Georgi is exactly what they need in attack. This is good work from the Sounders — owner doesn’t spend money, so they’ve got to generate GAM to adjust & upgrade their roster somehow. Trading their #3 winger is how, I guess. (He’d be a starter for me)

Not surprising as it‘s clear he’s behind Rothrock, Arriola, and Pedro on the left, and this likely makes it easier for us to add Kingston. Still, I think we will regret this. Hopefully we got a massive bag. Great move for the player and for Colorado

Ngl Salah might be closer to a Shaqiri or Bale level performer than Son or Suarez

I hate this bit in the VAR protocol so much because it makes people think referees just sometimes refuse to go to the monitor when recommended which in practice is something that just doesn't happen.

Feb/March player ratings: Ragen-7.21 Lopez-7.00 Thomas-6.90 Alex-6.58 Rothrock-6.42 Nouhou-6.21 Ferreira-6.21 Rusnak-6.21 Arriola-6.13 Frei-6.00 Kingston-5.83 Brunell-5.83 Kalani-5.80 Roldan-5.79 Petkovic-5.70 Yeimar-5.67 Dotson-5.50 Baker-5.50 Moose-5.42 DeRo-5.36 Minoungou-5.17 Morris-5.00

Ramsayball is an amazing tactic! It just guided Minnesota United to a 0-0 win at home against a shattered Seattle Sounders team with 85 injuries! Coach of the year when?!

I also feel like the 2025 version of this team figures out a way to throw the ball in their own net and lose that game

Ironically that Thomas moment might have prevented a goal. If Dieng controls it properly it’s a clear 1v1. But against a more composed striker, it’s either a 1v0 or a red card

Really fun when the referee lets the other team mug you the whole game but has zero tolerance for any matching of the energy

Eric Ramsay might be gone. But the 5-4-1 is not. Get ready

The Eastern Conference is deeply unserious right now. Much worse than the west was last year but you’ll never hear it from the pundits

yeah, I don't either, and he probably shouldn't be (yet). But man, the whole 'relationism' thing is such a joke. I am automatically going to be skeptical of any manager who says he's influenced by it.

The national soccer media dudes cover the Sounders the way a local news station covers Make a Wish kids lmao

Absolutely humiliating week for FC Cincinnati

PETE FOR USMNT

Rothrock was pretty obvious but you never know given Schmetzer’s preference for Arriola last year and in this series. And he’s been good no doubt but Rothrock is different

Huge to go on to win that game. Losing 1-0 would have us advance but would have been a big blow to being able to host the final, which is virtually a requirement to win this tournament