Unpopular opinion: I don’t understand the obsession with crisps in the UK. I like crisps, as a snack (eg in the evening or at the pub). But it’s odd to see people have crisps as part of their lunch, or eat a pack on the train home from work. There are better and more nutritious options?!

Should have worn a vest today (should have bought a decent vest to wear)

It’s been a good day

I’m gonna cancel Disney+. It’s become an expensive service of nothing.

I’ve come to the conclusion that extensive processes just dumb everyone down over time. People are so used to just blindly follow a process or guidance that they can’t critically think anymore or act pragmatically.

Why is it always the ugliest guys who’re taking their shirts off as soon as there are two rays of sunshine? Where are all the fitties?

Can younger Gen Z and Gen Alpha not afford headphones? Are they poor?

Is the chafing really worth shaving your 🍑

Gov: please use trains instead of cars and planes. Train company: that’ll be £48 off peak for a 1-hour journey.

Why are we so desperate to shove sensitive data down an American data analytics company’s throat?! Don’t get me wrong, we need to be smarter with data overall, but does it have to be this company?!

Took a top less photo at the gym and needless to say I won’t be eating any ice cream until Greece.

I just realised that I have this big King size bed with four pillows but haven’t had another man sleep in it for a loooong time. What’s the point?!

Two days into my efforts to get beach ready and I’m very tempted to get a magnums out of the freezer.

Goodness he has two massive veins popping on his upper arm. Double trouble! 🥵

Have you ever reflected on your viewing history and what gets you really going in that context? 😏 and then thought, am I ok?

Back home after a week away. Very tired. But there’s always time to check the after dark feed.

Question for my runner/gym friends: where did you buy your shorts with built-in compression shorts? I got a pair from ritual but they’re already falling apart. And I don’t have big thighs so most of the ‘muscle’ shorts don’t look good on me 😞

A little bit of Friday wisdom: Exercise, travel, eat, drink, laugh, fuck together 🤌

What is this ugly new Spotify app icon?!

What is the added value of instants over stories on Instagram? I don’t get it.

My DL at home: oversubscribed, overpriced, not enough space, machines constantly broken, no effective cleaning. Holiday gym (like a PureGym): same size if not bigger, machines in perfect condition, constant deep cleaning, handful of people only.

My modus operandi is being late to the gym.

I’ve been thinking a lot about whether to post this because no doubt I’ll get vitriol for it. But it really bugs me and it doesn’t create a decent atmosphere either. I really don’t agree with the hardcore cancel culture and the nastiness people get for not immediately following it. (1/3)

I’m a creature of habit and don’t like going to a different gym. Especially not if I can’t track my workout because the machines aw different.

I had too much to drink this weekend and feel rubbish. So here have an oldie for #mcm

Too many glasses of Prosecco and negronis were had last night.

A unified health record including also prescribing data and your prescriptions would be a great thing for everyone. Other European countries have had that for a long time. But because we push it to the extreme in the UK, people disapprove of it, and we still run around with sheets of paper in 2026.

Airports are a social case study. North Americans always talk (they just won’t shut up even for a second 😂) and they have insane amounts of luggage (I don’t even have that many clothes). Lots of people turn up in dirty and ripped sweatpants; some look like they’ve just rolled out of bed. (1/2)

In slightly more exciting news, I smashed my total volume PB at the gym this week. To celebrate, do I sort myself out or hope that the man will sort me out tonight?

The sad truth is that if you don’t vote tactically in a FPTP system, you basically have to expect what has happened. This isn’t me saying vote for one party over the other. Just saying that you gotta play the system you’re in and not the one you’d like, if mathematically there was never another way.

Expect increases in pension and benefits for pensioners, energy price/cost of living support for pensioners, tax increases; the jury is still out on benefit cuts.

Don’t you just love it when your AirPods are charged the night before and suddenly completely out of charge the next morning when you get to the gym.

✅ Gym ✅ Vote ✅ Urgent tasks ✅ Finish training recording ✅ Laundry ✅ Lunch ❌ Sort out the h

Apparently some puns in London now charge £10-11 per pint. I’m sorry but that just isn’t worth it. No wonder no-one can be bothered anymore.

Most common sentence used on TfL: “We apologise for any inconvenience caused to your journey”

If you are in an area with elections, go vote. If you’re unhappy with any choice and want to send a message, spoil the ballot. Not turning up doesn’t send any message.

I don’t know much about football but Mason Mount could do things to me

Went to two pubs with two different friend groups. I haven’t had dinner so obviously I’m eying up a McDonald’s or similar. And I said no more unhealthy food…

I wish the iOS calendar app had a better layout. It’s not very user friendly.

There‘a a special place in hell for people watching videos, listening to music, FaceTiming or talking on the phone on public transport without any headphones. A very special place in hell.

Every single time I ask station staff about a train etc I either get “I don’t know”, “check the board” or some angry face. Sack the lot then.

Name your top 15 tv shows ever, gut instincts only: Suits Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Battlestar Galactica Golden Girls The Good Wife Stargate SG-1 The Walking Dead Fringe Home Improvement Desperate Housewives Schitt’s Creek House of Cards Star Trek: Voyager Dark ER

This illness has been going on for a week. What kind of sorcery is this?!

I am bored (at work, and with this illness)

I look three times as tired today as I did at the peak of my illness. I blame the bed and pillows at my parents’ place for that.

Having a glass of champagne at the airport with a friend whose flight is at a similar time is much more glamorous than eating alone at a cheap airport version of a Wetherspoon.

Estate agents, betting shops and weird fast food shops that never have any customers are the death of the high street.

I’m starting to come back into the realm of the living 😷 I was doing so well at the gym before this illness. Only 6 weeks until my beach holiday 😭

Serious question: what’s Sunday scaries or you? I honestly don’t have them. Can’t always be bothered to go back to work but it’s also fine.

Show me a picture of peak television