Good morning. Is this photo suitable for dating apps or is it too vain? What are we thinking?

Now that I have your attention - @ runners; I need warmer running clothes for the colder and wetter months but I don’t want to spend a fortune as I only run 1-2x a week. Any suggestions for tops/jackets/hoodies?

Don’t forget to stretch, boys

Yet again I’m trying to find the motivation to go to the gym but the dog is sleeping on top of me. Kinda rude to wake him.

Went out for pizza and beer. Had a full pizza plus a dessert. Also had two and a half pints. Back home and famished again. I don’t earn enough to satisfy my insatiable hunger.

On a Saturday afternoon we do a jigsaw puzzle. I’m very much husband material.

At it again 🥾

Went to the other coffee place to get a different train. Coffee was abysmal. Not a good start.

What’s all this fuss about a clock at London Bridge? I swear it’s been in the news for days.

And here I am once again preparing for a hike. I can never tell if the dog is excited or fed up.

You need a PhD to navigate MeetUp. I don’t understand what’s going on on this app.

Friday and post-gym and all that stuff

Got new PBs on all exercises with my PT this morning. Ready to seize the day!

God the beginning of AC Shadows is slow. Endless cut scenes that don’t really further the story at all.

Is there anything more stressful than planning out your weekly dinners based on use by dates when you got a big delivery?

I thought my thighs finally looked a bit bigger in the mirror when I did my stretching exercises at the gym but I couldn’t take any photos because it was too busy. So I guess it never happened.

I have a cockapoo but judging from the reaction of some people on the street you’d think he’s an American Bully XL. Pull yourself together!

Looking forward to the sustained economic growth coming from accelerating bonus payouts to senior bankers* and tax increases for pretty much everyone else 😂 *those were restricted for good reasons after 2008 (though I’m happy to argue over timelines etc)

FWP but one of the houses on my street won’t sell. The owners dropped the price so much that it’ll cause issues for everyone else on the road wanting to sell in the next few years or having to remortgage soon. I’m slightly panicking inside.

Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again and one song you can't stand. Aubergine SW Episode 9 Most Taylor Swift songs

I ordered 1kg of carrots for 55p but this has been substituted with 0.45kg costing 36p. I see how it is Tesco. Very clever business model.

I’m infatuated by the ChatGPT voice

I’m surprised the Government isn’t blowing the trumpet more about this www.theguardian.com/business/ng-...

Ok I went to the gym by myself like a (lonely) grown man

I still have to go to the gym today… why didn’t I go this morning?!

On a Sunday afternoon in the park we like sporty, active, straight chaps

You’re not allowed to do loud reno work on. Sunday but the little brat next door is allowed to bang every wall and furniture from 7am to 9pm.

Ok leg day and HIIT with the PT on Friday and uneven terrain on yesterday’s hike have wrecked my thighs and glutes. May need to be offered a seat on the bus.

Spent the past 2 hours picking seeds out of my dog’s paws. I’m exhausted. I require one (or two) of you to please sort me out tonight. I don’t think I can deal with looking for the kindness of a stranger rn

It’s an impossible task trying to take a selfie with this dog on a hike

They don’t make games like these anymore. And I dunno why; it was critically acclaimed and commercially successful.

I don’t get it. I just made beef stroganoff with roast potatoes, roast tenderstem broccoli, and a side Mediterranean salad, accompanied by a lovely glass of Bordeaux. It was perfection. You could have this, plus my body. But no you playin’.

Ever since installing Tinder a week ago I got only four matches (no response after two messages back and forth). I’m either incompetent in setting up a good profile, ugly, or bland… maybe all of the above hah

Did a new HIIT routine with my PT this morning and I stg I’m dead.

‘Delay because of a shortage of train crew’ is in the same category as ‘Dog ate my homework’

My back is killing me. I need someone to massage and stretch the knots out.

Lady Gaga’s ‘Always Remember Us This Way’ is such a beautiful song.

@ gym bunnies: how many exercises do you typically do in one session? And how many sets per exercise?

Starbucks sells coffee for people who don't like the taste of coffee and actually want a milkshake and a pro plus

Didn’t want to miss out on this month’s theme any longer. Trying to untangle the bloody thing requires a PhD though.

Need to book another holiday #mcm

Ordered a few home decor items to make the house a bit more me and they arrived early 😍

I mainly see big, hunk, muscly guys on dating apps. Don’t get me wrong, I like what I see 🥵 but what would I do? I’d be a Hobbit next to Sauron.

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I need this illness to F off cause I haven’t exercised since Friday and I’m getting restless.

Scrolled through old photos this morning. I was rather handsome in my younger days (I’m biased I know). My features an jawline have definitely gotten harsher over time; not too keen on that.

Replaying Uncharted 4. What an amazing game that was!!!

Well I guess I won’t go to the gym as per usual and will prob also cancel all my Sunday plans. To the ill person that infected me on the train… I hope karma gets you.

I’m ill, send help.

Can someone please explain the double date feature on Tinder. I’m getting a lot of those profiles.