// been thinking I might switch to a sonic muse. That new jester has caught my eye.

My back is aching.

Very well. If you insist on a face-to-face, we shall do just that.

Disgraceful, is it? And yet, it seems my words have struck a nerve, have they not? You may claim to be our ‘divine ruler’, but deep down I speak the truth. And it bothers you that I’m not simpering and bowing at your feet.

..Your majesty. I’m only trying to help you. Nothing more. Maybe I went a little harsh with my words, but I meant nothing by it

..Don’t you think you’re kinda- overreacting? I was only joking, your radiance

I’m going to have to respectfully decline.. 💧

Your patience is wearing thin? What are you going to do, your majesty? Scold me a little? Cast a glare in my direction? Your threats are weak and empty, just like your rule.

Selflessly? Spare me the saintly act. You’re not selfless. You’re just desperate to hold onto the past. To pretend that everything is still as you once knew it. It’s long gone. I’ve been watching everything unfold. And don’t pretend that all you care about are the denizens.

Yes, yes your ’treasures’ That’s all you’ve ever cared about, isn’t it. The jewels, the riches, the fame and power.. But you never stopped to think about the price. How many denizens you’ve neglected, how much your selfishness has cost us. Your ’trials’ do not mean nearly as much as you want-

Both are signs of your incompetence. Your lack of precision, your disregard for others safety. Including your own. Though, can’t decide whether your naivety is charming or infuriating.

Mudane? If you consider your lack of self awareness to be ‘mundane’ Your ‘Majesty’, then I can’t imagine what you’d consider significant.

How embarrassing is that. The ever so radiant queen “mist” relearn how to spell. even a mere child wouldn’t mess up as bad.

// WHY IS IT SO HOT IN THIS FUNKY ASS CLASSROOM I'M MELTING ATP

⠀ uh huh , so persistent with this little hunt of yours. ⠀

⠀ missed me.ᐣ truly, would've never expected that from you. ⠀

⠀ please hold your applause , dear denizens. I have regained my strength. ⠀

// back from my coffin

⠀ ah, yes. straight to the empty threats I see. is this the part where i'm suppose to be afraid.ᐣ ⠀

⠀ of course it is, you are as dumb as they come.. but i do admire how determined you are to "end me" that is. ⠀

⠀ dramatic. dramatic.ᐣ you've tried to crumble me countless times before.. and failed. ⠀

⠀ and right now, i'm regretting every second. now that i have to deal with you.. ⠀

⠀ don't you have a master to get back to.ᐣ now shoo. ⠀

⠀ that's weird because the last time i checked, i am no one's prey. ⠀

⠀ it's quite rude to stare, you know. ⠀

⠀ hmm.. ⠀

// guys I made pika without the chu /kms

⠀ ( face contorts in pain, gritting his teeth as he stumbled a few steps back, almost losing his balance. ) ⠀

⠀ now this , this is entertainment. should've brought popcorn. ⠀

⠀ why don't you come and make me , furball. ⠀

⠀ someone must've hit their head a bit too hard. ⠀

⠀

⠀ ( a sly smirk formed on the generals face , while staring directly into the felines eyes. this is just a joke to him. ) is that so.ᐣ well then , do. your. 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙩. ⠀⠀⠀

⠀ a kingdom can be rebuilt. your masters reputation on the other hand.. once a sore loser, always a sore loser. ⠀

⠀ no one insults our divine ruler, aside from me of course. least that "imbecile" hadn't failed miserably. buried by debris, might I add. ⠀

⠀ all that time and effort wasted on dedicating your life to some fool. i pity you. ⠀

⠀ you just don't know when to quit , do you.ᐣ ⠀

⠀ ... and here I thought i'd finally get a vacation. ⠀

// ima just leave this here until I get back from work.

(NC) so fucking tired of this cat

⠀

⠀ ( covering both sides of his head , as a attempt to tune out her constant clawing. ) ⠀

⠀ (💢) isn't that just great . that sound is extremely irritating. could you knock that off.ᐣ.ᐟ ⠀

⠀ that beast needs to get their pet under control , before I do . ⠀

⠀ ( reapplying kohl underneath his eyes , to recreate the wadjet markings that were ruined . ) ⠀

⠀ when i find who did this , it won't be pretty. ⠀

(NC) I stay slaying 💅 ✨ ⠀

(NC) I MISS THE QUIETTTTTT, I CAN'T DENY ITTTT ⠀

⠀ such insolence. that'll teach you for harming my beautiful face. ⠀

⠀ ( in retaliation he sprays her down with water . ) ⠀