Playing Tomodachi Life exactly as intended 🙂‍↕️

Back for even more Tomodachi Life over at www.twitch.tv/paul_tries now!

Back on twitch now with some more Tomodachi Life! www.twitch.tv/paul_tries x

Using my gluten allowance for the week on the triple chicken sandwich meal deal from Boots like a good little money-saving slut xx

2 holidays booked but they aren't for months and this rain is pissing me offfff

Have they tried switching it off and on again?

Unsure if this site is even running but if you see this I’ll be live around 7pm with some Tomadachi Life on twitch! www.twitch.tv/paul_tries

My slutty underwear haul from teamm8 arrived finally and omg the jock thong combo is fun! (Shan’t be posting here they’re way too 🥵)

Cooking honey mustard roasted chicken thighs for dinner and the flat smells amazingggg 👅

Bought a new chapstick and immediately dropped it in mud on the walk home 🙃🙃

The way I'm so tempted to book a one-off cleaner because I simply cannot be arsed!!

Face like a smacked arse today 🙂‍↕️

MONDAY THROUGH SUNDAY I COULD TURN A DANCEFLOOR INTO A RUNWAY 📣 open.spotify.com/track/7BjcYq...

Back to werk after 10 days off

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

Slow and steady gym progress 👉🏼👈🏼

The way NOTHING in my steam library interests me since I got Pokopia

Tonight’s the night people! I finally come correct on my promise to @joeywh1te.bsky.social & co. Soon, I shall be playing Phasmophobia for the first time ever and you get to watch my reaction on stream 🙈! Grab your popcorn & get your clips ready for this scaredy Buoy. www.twitch.tv/galarianbuoy

What a stunning time for the heat alarm in the kitchen to decide its battery is low 😑

My fav underwear brand teamm8 has a 40% sale rn, go go go! and use my link so i get rewards for next time xxx rwrd.io/ref_3WH8NB5?c

Back on Twitch with some more Pokopia, fixing up Bleak Beach! www.twitch.tv/paul_tries

Pulled a muscle in my back at the gym yesterday and it hurts to breathe in now 😵‍💫

My thighs are like chopsticks I will be keeping them to myself 😌

Mistakes were made… twitch.tv/paul_tries

On twitch NEOW with some Pokopia! www.twitch.tv/paul_tries

Also York is stunning and I am tiny

Drank three bottles of champagne with my aunty last night 🥴 the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree evidently 😆

Ready to ascend to Slayyyter’s new album 😌

Last day of work before ten days off I neeeed this 😌

I hadn't seen Sex and the City before going to NYC but by luck I actually took a picture of the block Carrie's apartment was on without realising it! 🥹

From 18 degrees to sleet, get me OFF this island

Back on twitch with some more Pokopia! Come get cute and humid with me! www.twitch.tv/paul_tries

Just finished the main storyline of Pokopia 🤩 cried at the end of the credits 🥹

Making chocolate cupcakes because cravingsss and naturally I’ve eaten half the batter before it hits the oven

Pokopia so good it got me back on TWITCH! Come get humid with me! www.twitch.tv/paul_tries

Hay fever is beating me up but I got at least one (1) hour of sunshine 🌻

I LIVED IT: peeled myself away from pokopia to go to the gym while it’s quiet 😌

Theme Hospital (1997) went hard.

Has anyone with astigmatism found contact lenses that don't leave the bottom of your vision blurry its PISSING ME OFF

Whoops there goes my night to Pokopia 🫨

oh no i think i'm starting to want pokopia

Very tempted to do a little solo trip to Brussels at the start of April 👀

Second night drinking and now I wanna see some diiiicks 🙂‍↕️

Slightly delicate and eepy after an amazing night at Kesha, she puts on SUCH a good show 🤩

I’m so into astrology right now 🙂‍↕️

Oh I'm so excited for Kesha tonight the setlist looks SO good! She's been on my list to see for yearsss too 🤩

Cris and I just spent an abysmal amount of money at MyProtein I better have the most giant fucking tiddies by summer (we did get free brownies and protein bars though 😋)

I need this weather to stop because I simply will not go to the gym if I have to swim there

My gym got new rowing machines which I love but omg I have been humbled by what level 10 is actually supposed to be like 🥵

Also nice that despite having barely been to the gym over the last month I can just about keep up with where my weights were at 🥳