Live on twitch now running from zombies, playing Quarantine Zone: The Last Checkpoint ⛔️🧟‍♂️ www.twitch.tv/paul_tries

Giving you all a stunning amount of notice to say I've binned animal crossing this week and will be streaming Quarantine Zone at 7pm tonight! www.twitch.tv/paul_tries

Had an in-person appointment with my doctor after a year of phone only appointments and oh my god he is SO hot

Had the loveliest weekend celebrating my friends getting married but I need to sleep for 1000 years to recover 😴

Suited and booted 🤵🏼‍♂️

Live on twitch now to try out the new 3.0 update in Animal crossing! www.twitch.tv/paul_tries

Watched the first episode of Heated Rivalry and…I’m about to break my bed with the wank I’m going to have 🙂‍↕️

Been in such a do-nothing mood this week adjusting to the ssri’s, will be back to streaming soon I hope 💕

Nearly cut it off but not for a few months 🙂‍↕️

I’m never going to the gym at this time again I feel SICK I’m so hungry

Strong sweater game today 🙂‍↕️

No twitch strim tonight, SSRI side effects are kicking my ahh today 😵‍💫

Very ready to go back on the anxiety meds, my brain is going brrrrr tonight 😵‍💫

I’m live now, betting all my money on the turnip market in animal crossing! www.twitch.tv/paul_tries

I can't find my spare webcam so no model-building stream later. BUT I will still be live for some stonks in Animal Crossing at about 7pm tonight though 🌈 See you then @ www.twitch.tv/paul_tries

Oh the gym is a STRUGGLE today omg

Town to City stream at 3.30pm? Go on then! www.twitch.tv/paul_tries

Oh they nailed the end of Stranger Things I loved it 🥹😭

No hangover and starting the year with a banging fry-up 😌

Happy New Year you bunch of degenerates 🥰✨

Last day of the year and the mental fog is finally lifting a little ✨

I used to work in Boots in Edinburgh, and over the Fringe festival I sold Gary Lineker some crisps (thai sweet chilli)

Anyway my hair looks nice today ✨

Sorry to be deep but I’m actually quite sad about a lot of things in my life at the moment, so much is going wrong it’s been hard to put on a brave face 🥺

Maybe next year I’ll have biceps to show off 👉🏼👈🏼

What does everyone have for their starter at Christmas? I only ever see people posting the main event and I’m nosy!

Santa socks 😌

Merry Christmas bloomfs ❤️✨

Oh stunning, for Christmas I got an early present of ✨ sciatica 🎁

Imagine the nudesmas if we had private accounts here!

TransPennine cancelling my train home for Christmas at the last minute is so jarring ugh

Getting one last twitch stream in before Christmas, come join me play this gorgeous cosy new game called Town To City! www.twitch.tv/paul_tries

Instagram is getting so unreadable with the amount of ads every 3 stories 😭

I think I did okay! Crimis dinner early with my lovely flatmate @cristopia.bsky.social before I head back to Edinburgh next week ✨

Survived the Trafford Centre (at what cost)

Okay but it’s insane behaviour to repost every piece of media you’ve posted here when you upload a new one 😒

I’m am working through to NYE bar the public holidays so I’m going to need you all to have some respect in my difficult time 😭

Omg I forgot I get paid early this month YAY

Ohhh the little stampy-feet tantrum I just had realising that the entire season of Pluribus isn’t out and I have to wait 😩

Back in a few mins with another cosy animal crossing stream! www.twitch.tv/paul_tries

I’ve been so burnt out and stressed with work lately, I really needed this 4 day weekend 😌

Way to go Paul drinking a bottle of wine and expecting no consequences

I'm doing it! See you in 5 for some chill animal crossing! www.twitch.tv/paul_tries

It’s been too long since I’ve streamed on twitch will y’all be mad if I just sneak back later today 🫣

I’ve had two cocktails and here we are

In other news I ordered slightly fancy electric salt and pepper mills and I’m excited for them to be delivered 🫣

Another night of fuck all sleep 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Decided not to rot in bed all evening after a stressful day ✨

I have the day off today 😌 I finally got a good sleep 😌😌 I’m going for a deep tissue later 😌😌😌

Chronic pain is so fucking annoying ugggh 😭