My sense of taste is so fucked at the moment I can’t even enjoy my vape

First sick day at this job, diva down!! 🤧

Oh the Mayhem Ball flu has got me gals 😭🤧🤧

Dance in the Dark 🖤

I think I’m still process just how amazing Lady Gaga was last night 🤩 sobbed my fucking eyes out at Dance In The Dark I’m so happy I got to see it live 😭😭

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Dolly outlives him 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

ITS GAGA DAY

Listening to the Mayhem Ball setlist in the gym and I’m SO fucking excited to see Gaga on Wednesday 🤩🤩

Coming off the meds has made me incredibly horny all the time oh no

Live on twitch now with some animal crossing and I’m TIRED 🥹 www.twitch.tv/paul_tries

Gonna be back on twitch tomorrow afternoon I think 🙂‍↕️ time to get back to animal crossing and complete that damn museum! Will skeet when I go live but probably around 1pm divas 🩷✨

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I forgot how comfy it is to wear a jock under joggers!

Happy Friday slurs!

Working off the holiday cocktails 🤭

Just over a week being off ssri's completely feels like

I've been loyal to Bose for years but my god these new Airpod Pro's are AMAZING

A gorgeous final day at Hoopla Malta 🩷💛

2nd day of 32 could be much worse 🙂‍↕️

The rain let up and the Red Arrows came out!

Thunderstorms on my birthday on holiday 😭 what is this karma for?

Woke up and I’m 32! 🎂

💙🤍

Malta shot on iPhone 17 Pro 😌

I would like to thank the hotel lighting

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I have made it to Malta! There is a power lifting competition at our hotel so I have men in singlets to watch while I wait for the room 🙂‍↕️

Bye girls won’t be back xx

A lovely pre-birthday FaceTime with my parents (and Alfie) 😆

Last day of work before Malta tomorrow aaaaah!

Hungover from HALF a bottle of wine I feel completely betrayed!

Finally watched KPop Demon Hunters and it was SO so good omggg

TWO HOURS TILL NEW IPHONE

It genuinely feels really good to get back to the gym after weeks off with sprained ankles and backs!

Also any recommendations for cute restaurants in Malta pls

Very ready for my holiday next week I cannot deal with this rain and wind much longer!!

Cheeky lil Waterpark Simulator stream in 10 mins? Get your arm bands and speedos gals! We're going back to Poop Lagoon! www.twitch.tv/paul_tries

A cure to the weekend of rain!

A Black Mirror episode but you can rent beach bodies for your holiday (I'm going on holiday in 10 days and spiralling)

17 Pro in blue secured!

CMAT marketing is wild

get ur cute butts in here now x

Planning in another Animal Crossing stream at 7pm tonight! More than halfway through completing the museum, excited to yell at bugs and fish for a few hours! www.twitch.tv/paul_tries

Horrific weather today I love it 😍⚡️⛈️

Early stream! Playing Waterpark Simulator come watch me slip and slide and hit guests with hammers www.twitch.tv/paul_tries

Oh good this pulled muscle in my back is still insanely sore and I got no sleep whatsoever 🥲

This bath has redeemed itself compared to last weekends 😆

AHHHHHHHH (jk I was waiting for it so I could go back to napping)

I can really feel my next birthday approaching (the 27th xx), slept funny, pulled a muscle in my back and now it hurts to breathe x

Oh my god this hangover 🫣