"In outside world... Burrito...~"

"U-um! I forgot what it's called...!"

“Do you know anyone I can eat?”

"I wonder what's the soup of the day today!"

"It makes me happy if there's food~ If there's no food I get sad~"

“I would rather eat food~ But even if there’s no food at all~…”

"Sometimes I get to look at food and sometimes I get to eat it~ I'm gonna have good karma tomorrow~!"

“Everything has a flavor even if it isn’t food! I wonder why that is~”

"I'm so hungry I could eat a horse youkai~"

“I hope dinner will be served soon!”

“I could really go for one of these right now~”

I made you a cookie but I eated it

OM NOM NOM NOM

"It's fun how they play danmaku these days~ But it's different since no one gets killed~!"

You can hear the sounds of hopping and awkward shuffling before Yoshika appears. She seems completely unbothered to be totally lost as she wanders around aimlessly, gazing around with innocent fascination...

Rawr XD *bites you*

"Gwuh.... Does anyone have a divine spirit, or something? I'm sooooo hungry!!"

"I never find anything that's secretly cake inside... Too bad!"

"I should have risen from the grave a long time ago, there's way more space to hop around out here~!"

"Hup-" *Trips over a grave*| "What the, I don't remember that being there!"

Hup! Yoshika Miyako the imperishable jiang-shi! I've risen up again to fight and perform my duty! Uhh, does anyone remember what that was again???

Murder happens but don't overdo it, ok?

The hardest part of being a shinigami is probably rowing a boat with a scythe.

Why don’t I just make the distance of the width of the river small enough to jump over? Well, because I just don’t, ok??

It’s almost the second best part of the day… Second nap time.

Do you think Reimu will ever notice that I mess with the length of the gohei sometimes?

Since the bosses have raised my budget a bit, I’ve been able to give the old boat a few much needed repairs and upgrades. You can now die knowing that your passage over the river will be as comfortable as ever!

Call the sky blue if you want. It’s always gray over the river though.

Ah, damn, the boat’s sprung a leak… Again. Well, it is older than most people in Gensoukyou after all, but fixing it isn’t my idea of a good time…

You shall follow my subordinate immediately. Failing to do so will result in terrible karma.

There’s so much work in a place where many people are so long lived, one can only imagine how bad the outside world must be…

“Oh, the scythe? Don’t worry, it’s only for people who disrupt my hard work…” Your friendly ferrywoman and guide through the mists. 90% SFW, 75% canon, 50% silly, DMs open. #THRP #TouhouRP

(Komachi under construction)