Murder happens but don't overdo it, ok?

The hardest part of being a shinigami is probably rowing a boat with a scythe.

Why don’t I just make the distance of the width of the river small enough to jump over? Well, because I just don’t, ok??

It’s almost the second best part of the day… Second nap time.

Do you think Reimu will ever notice that I mess with the length of the gohei sometimes?

Since the bosses have raised my budget a bit, I’ve been able to give the old boat a few much needed repairs and upgrades. You can now die knowing that your passage over the river will be as comfortable as ever!

Call the sky blue if you want. It’s always gray over the river though.

Ah, damn, the boat’s sprung a leak… Again. Well, it is older than most people in Gensoukyou after all, but fixing it isn’t my idea of a good time…

You shall follow my subordinate immediately. Failing to do so will result in terrible karma.

There’s so much work in a place where many people are so long lived, one can only imagine how bad the outside world must be…

“Oh, the scythe? Don’t worry, it’s only for people who disrupt my hard work…” Your friendly ferrywoman and guide through the mists. 90% SFW, 75% canon, 50% silly, DMs open. #THRP #TouhouRP

(Komachi under construction)