Self-indulgent dnd sketches between comission work

All I ever feel motivated to finish is dnd related doodles

corporate friend group

ghosts would lowkey be a bit scarier if it was spelled like gost

Shonen Knife :)

Very specific complaint but fuck you if you take pictures of old museum art and statues and stuff and don’t make those photos public domain. Completely straightforward photograph with no artistic value of its own making my job harder.

she dial me up til I inter her net

man

Dave’s Hot Chicken is so fucking good, anyone know if he’s single?

if you need to remind yourself that you live on a massive planet full of wonder, I recommend the article "extremes on earth"

We as a society need to start using new puns

is it possible???

Boy dinner

If the essence of comedy were to manifest in a mammalian form, it would have to be a monkey with a gun

I really get the impression that if I started stretching each morning it would have both short and long-term positive effects and notably improve my quality of life, especially as I get older, and all I need to do is start getting up five (5) minutes earlier (impossible btw)

Kansas City Q1 2025 SSBU Power Ranking! 🐕🐈🐇 Graphic by @onuatf.bsky.social

Thank you @hazardousjosh03.bsky.social for the spectacular birthday gift 👨‍🦲🕺

Just turned in my last assignment and I think I’m finally 100% done with my Master’s program

Delighted at the idea of regaling my dinner guests with captivating anecdotes. I’ve been pursuing that mighty feeling repeatedly for ten years.

You ever look at a nice park and think damn, playground tech has really developed since I was a child

Explode! 🫵💫💥

I hate B.C.E. not because muh Anno Domine but because why the fuck is it three letters

I wanna mod Smash and just add like Sum41 and Skillet and stuff as music

Woods time

I’M GOOOOOING LOOOOOOG WIIIIIILD

Arcadian here called the Kanoradian

You ever wonder if we should’ve never developed polities bigger than city-states

I kinda just wanna lay down in a closed elevator for a while

How I sleep at night knowing I will never relinquish basic critical thinking to a machine and can do at least 8th grade level research to find credible sources instead of believing Temu Jarvis on everything.

Car broke down lol

tag yourself

My check engine light turned on That’s just one more thing Genuinely what an awful fucking week it’s been

No??

Very specific complaint but fuck you if you take pictures of old museum art and statues and stuff and don’t make those photos public domain. Completely straightforward photograph with no artistic value of its own making my job harder.

MuteAce beat Maister and Sonix

Dude I would kill for some takoyaki and frankly I think I will

I feel like such a dork when I naturally try to italicize in Microsoft Word by adding asterisks

ngl I feel so bad when I’m playing a set with someone and I fart and it smells bad that it affects my play

instead of cutesy images to a partner, I should just start sending Mario & Luigi fanart to my brother and say “us”

New Bach dropping in big 2025

Between me and my roommate, we own like four plates and I haven’t seen one of them in a while and I should probably just buy more at this point huh

New rims

Update

Zou-bound, it’s gonna be a movie 🎥

I’ve licked a lot of knives clean in my lifetime but never cut my tongue. That’s how I know I’m still young.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! 🕺

I made a tweet a while back that was like “Selfies on my fyp from people I don’t know 🤮🤮” but BlueSky really feels like the worst about that. Constantly pictures of people I have no connection to with like 50 likes.