nothing kills the mood quite like my spouse’s enthusiasm for self-serve salad bars

my dad can never know how many Menards rebates I’ve neglected to mail in

still one of the best things I've ever made

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,178,158!

Cheers to all the middle seat gals who’s tall husbands are soaking up that occasional aisle leg stretch

ladies: i’m looking for a man in finance me: my husband says he could spin a basketball on his finger in high school

cut me some slack I’m a single parent this week

hear me out — muppets: it’s a wonderful life