So much for the rapture… all we got was a ruptured escalator. Guess salvation will have to wait while we huff it up the stairs.

Maybe it's not about the rapture. Maybe it's about the journey

This kinda feels like a metaphor for this presidency and administration.

Well, it’s September 24th in Thailand… and would you believe it? Still no rapture. Looks like we’ve got another day to suffer through together. Good morning, everyone! 🌞

I’m old enough to remember that “I was just following orders” was no defense. Nor is it now.

He ended 7 wars in countries he couldn’t find on a map or say without a teleprompter fumble. 🗺️😅 #PeaceOut

Trump says Tylenol causes autism. Interesting… because I’ve heard Viagra causes lying, grifting, corruption, incompetence, cheating, fraud, greed, and an inflated ego. But hey, what do I know?

Preach! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻✊✊

They need to sue him for billions.

RFK Jr. should also be sued.

I can’t wait for the Tylenol vs Trump lawsuit.

Railing against Tylenol is a feeble attempt to distract from the Epstein Files. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

Imagine the crazies running to their medicine cabinets to flush their Tylenol. Is anyone going to tell them that acetaminophen is the same drug?

The same guy who told us to drink bleach and shine a fluorescent light up our ass during the pandemic is now telling us Tylenol is bad for you.

Make America Great Again by bailing out Argentina. Go figure! 🤷🏽‍♂️

Kimmel returns tomorrow. Fuck you, Donald.

Makes sense.

I hope that they do make a new show and somehow keep their freedom to speak. This is very scary for all of us if it could happen to them, it could happen to us.

Congress should haul in Pam Bondi and Kash Patel this week to explain why the FBI caught Tom Homan taking bribes—and why Trump’s DOJ killed the case. That’s corruption, plain and simple.

F*** Tom Homan. Ham-faced crook.

The felon is in his vengeance tour! The thin skinned toddler needs to be thrown out!!

It's true. Trump never recovers from embarrassment.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I think this one is my favorite 😂😂😂

Fixed it!

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"Isn't it past your jail time?” This is where it all started.

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️we must act on our values.

This nightmare has to end soon. abcnews.go.com/US/trump-poi...

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I stand with Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert. Fuck Disney, Brendan Carr and Donald Trump. #jimmykimmel #stephencolbert

Going back would be a mistake. Disney doesn’t deserve Jimmy.

Good morning my Wonderful Bluesky Friends! I guess I'll be Exclusively be buying Chapman's and Scottsburns ice-cream from now on. I've watched Ben&Jerry fight for people's rights for decades. Let's Do This! 🇨🇦❤️💙❤️🇨🇦

Solidarity with Kimmel @devincow.bsky.social has always been one of my favorite accounts on the old platform and here. Please follow.

❤️ Thank you, Ben & Jerry!

Peak hypocrisy. Fuck Brian Kilmeade! 🤬

I grew up with David Letterman, Johnny Carson, and Jay Leno. Not one single president tried to silence them. Now Trump whines about late-night jokes and the FCC acts like comedy is a felony.

This 👇🏽

Let's all help the Execs correct their calculus there shall we? Since they know Kimmel said nothing wrong, how everyone who hasn't already done so cancel their Disney subscriptions & refuse watch anything they produce until they bring back Kimmel? Make selling out cost more than fighting back.

Can @rollingstone.com start its own television network? News, entertainment, late-night shows, and music. They and Meidas Touch seem to be the only voices of reason.

Now that images are finally uploading for me: The Irish times nails the take, really:

When all of this is over, I won't forget these networks, universities, corporations, and individuals who sold out to fascism.

Listening to his speeches over the past couple of days reminds me of this moment.

Kudos to Harry and Meghan for leaving that royal farce. The elders made total fools of themselves bowing down to the pedophile con artist.

#JunkieNaziComedyWith⛓️🪚’s😵😵‍💫🥴🤯😱🫣😩