have never felt more simultaneously 15 and 30 years old than right now, going to the wacca machine at the arcade, realizing it has caramelldansen on it and getting a full combo on it immediately

"there are decades where nothing writing happens; and there are weeks where hours of writing happen" -Vladimir Fanfics

forgot to listen to kero kero bonito long enough that just going back to totep gives me the same dopamine hit as a new Album

Chungus Triumvirate

when tidal's web app disconnects from last.fm integration for no reason without telling me, that is "dead internet theory" to me

one of the best things about nancy is how the language in the comic changes over the years. in the 40s she's using dated superlatives like "grand" and "outrage". in the 80s she talks like the average contemporary children's tv protagonist. in the 2010s sluggo is lit. in the 2020s? sluggo is woke

(has lived a life that necessitates you find romance in every facet of the self lest you collapse under the weight of a world that was never built for you voice) First degree burns can also be a beautiful girl

succession is a great show. it has the constant power to make you go oh i actually do feel kinda bad for this person with a multi-billion dollar net worth, and then a psychological maneuver pathologically opposed to human dignity will happen in the exact same scene and you're like actually nvm

quirky 5 hour black and white eastern european arthouse film thats actually about earthbound

concerningly increased rate of things in life that can be answered with "it's just some bullshit"

you get the sense that the current job market is one big invisible saltybet session where applicants and hiring managers are both ping ponging discardable llm text nobody reads back and forth at each other

pombon rules because it's kiki and bouba at the same time

this algorithm is ass bro wtf is this

"we just thought hey, Nirvana is getting popular again or some shit. It just made sense" -John Investors

the universal composer slash producer feeling of wanting to listen to your song on youtube except you can't because you haven't made it let alone released it

midtown manhattan rush hour has nothing on costco on a saturday

(sees a tree inside a building anywhere) Its like im at magfest again...

therapist whos only half listening to you: hmmmm yes i see. and this "Low Kirk", he seems like an honest friend.

been awake so long that i can only describe my state of being as "full body 2 - fifty heaven"

hey i redrew the cover but it's bocchi the rock :) you should listen to the album now . #btrbandparody

We did not appreciate it at the time but all of are, in some small portion, Party Rock

the c in concerta stands for clean because you take it and you clean and clean and clean and clean. the o stands for ooooghhh i want to clean so bad

you should write because you love your story so much that it's all you can think about, and you should also get so pissed off at a video game that it makes you write a novel

watched Fargo (1996). felt very seen, because if i were a movie named after a place in North Dakota i too would spend exactly 5 minutes there and then immediately leave

watched My Cousin Vinny which is a wonderful movie about how women should be allowed to talk about car parts for several hours on end uninterrupted

watched we're all going to the world's fair. one of my favorite depictions of what it means to be a teenager in the 21st century, in a world where everything you do is surveilled, defiantly finding meaning in your own weird way even if people who don't know you try to decide who you should be

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

RIP jean baudrillard you would have loved walking tour videos

me every time i finish a sopranos episode

rewatched steven universe jailbreak with wife and would you believe how deeply every single line in that episode is still embedded in my brain eleven years later

watched castration movie anthology i and there's so much i wanna say about it, but what comes strongest is how deliberately the film frames reality to tell you that absolutely no one is normal anymore. we're all weird freaks in the roaring twenties and how we deal with that affects how real we feel

(world where everything is the same except the hhgreg meme was popular in middle schools in 2009 for some reason) 🎶 Ninety-nine dollar, Panasonic Blue gay 🎶

(jimmy mcgill if he experienced drakengard ending e voice) hi i'm Salt Goodman

On one hand, we are drowning in a consumer society that normalizes itself toward pathology - expected to equate our base human needs with simulacra that resemble but never fulfill those desires. on the other hand, buying 5000 anon chihaya plushies is just the right thing to do

kirby air riders is an amazing game because it's a perfect simulation of what it feels like to be the pinball in a pinball machine

being a somethingawful user looking at the internet today must be like experiencing the worst version of the khalil gibran poem on children

Writing a story is like making a big rube goldberg machine in your attic. this is so funny, dude, i say, hearing my voice reverberating around me. it's gonna be so worth it, i say, as i dust off cobwebs and figure out how the fuck to carry this thing downstairs

And the wiseman said, Listen to my words, ye who would choose Cringe over Content; for where he who posts badly about US politics is free in their cringe, we are the QRTs, spun like a spore, whose content shall foster Engagement and Views. And the people were convinced by his message, and they wept.

all this platforms actual flaws aside, sometimes i see comparisons between that site and this one in ways that feel very psychologically revealing. people have found comfort enough in algoslop that they openly crave for these places to be zoo-like lolcow content mills first and social media second

love finding a project file with a single really normal four bar chord progression that i saved in 2018 for some reason. like finding a message in the bottle but it just says "The"

listening to los thuthanaka. never ever ever pay attention to anyone who says contemporary music is derivative and boring

my new years resolution is to be a little less mentally ill in the ways that make me sad and withdrawn, and a little more mentally ill in the ways that make life worth living. because of this, I will be doing more bad posts on here from now on. Thank you for understanding. Izutsumi

love going home from a con and passing by breezewood, PA. it's like being violently awoken from a wonderful dream, as you're forced back into the fractured, decaying world of humanity

religious experience at magfest this year

A Borges story about a guy who gets AI to summarize all the world’s information for him, and then summarize the summary, until the AI has the whole world summarized into a single word. He sits alone at his desk, staring at the word, repeating it endlessly, certain he is experiencing everything