view so good i almost forgot magfest isnt for 7 more months

getting some "dead mall" vibes from this....

it took a little bit but "therapyspeak" has finally become the new "calarts"

im always doing some calvins dad shit. syntactically coherent bullshit is my favorite pastime and chatgpt will never put me out of a job

sometimes you go to the internet and it's like pulling a lawn chair right up to the darvaza gas crater. like huh, i didn't know fire could burn like that. and also i need to get out of here before the toxic fumes kill me

eye drops are helping me function so much they might as well have prescribed this to me instead of ritalin

im like "yeah i think i've seen what there is to see in tomodachi i'll just check the news every day" right till i get that last island expansion and then i look outside and it's suddenly pitch black because i spent the last 6 hours trying to figure out the most naturalistic tiles to put down weeds

playing ff9 and its fun how many "oooh, that's where that's from" moments there are in the first hour alone

david lynch was right about the whole milkshakes embodying happiness thing but i can also see why drinking an entire 1000 calorie milkshake would get you in the headspace you need to be in to write a david lynch film

when i was on the internet at the age of 14 people would assume i was 22, when i was 19 i had someone assume i was 22, and now that i'm a lot older than 22, people offline look at me and assume i'm 22. i think i'm destined to age like an elf

guy that pronounces it "carmel"dansen

in the future they will name time periods after early 2010s image macros and this one will be known as the "Scumbag Steve"

been feeling very "old lady falling asleep at a park bench" these past few weeks

writing is so cool because sometimes some bullshit will happen to me and i will be like "this reminds me of the thing i wrote, which was based on some bullshit that happened to me."

we are proud to announce that as of 8.0, the Crystal Tower will Fucking explode.

i live on the border of sickness and health (my throat is sore in the way that la croix tastes)

the sopranos really is the most unique show of the 2000s, in that it refuses to misgender a trans woman but randomly redirects that culturally ubiquitous hatred onto people with bpd for some reason

ill sometimes have dreams where nothing happens except my discord display name changes to something inexplicable. this time it was "db cooper's getaway driver"

Kindness Luigi has made me very happy today.

(guy who used to be a superwholock gifset maker but left tumblr to become a tradcath after it got too transgender) the bible says adam and eve, NOT tom and refined

inventing means testing if it was good. im giving a cheesecake stipend to all women who are ever sleepy

this year of the horse we have "Horse girl". last year of the horse we had "Home stuck". Honestly... things could be worse

catch me in the bottom left of the magfest e3 2010 panel video clapping with my disembodied hands

Guys. It is 2017. Spongebob might actually look like this in the animations. Guys. It is 2020. Spongebob does not look like this in the animations. I am tired of Earth. These people. I don't even know what to do anymore.

whenever i meditate my adhd always kicks in and i'll want to open my eyes before the timer ends. but every time, i think of the scene in earthbound where poo is doing his psi training, where you can only progress if you ignore every one of his earthly distractions. and so i think: No. I Must Be Poo

people talk about lizard brains but lowkey i think my brain is smarter than i am

starting to think that nothing would upgrade my social life more than learning how to play mahjong

charlie kirk is destroying my marriage my wife is afraid every time i speak that i'm gonna slip a lowkirkenuinely in there

creating the worst "are video games violence" discourse of all time by combining the guy who made doom and the guy who wrote blood meridian into a single entity named John Cormac

i think my favorite works of art are those that are dauntingly, endlessly recursive, but in ways that make you think first and foremost "whoever made this was having a lot of fun with this"

inventing a new field of philosophical inquiry named "Problematic Medias Deontology".

theyre doing some gaster shit with this avemygo sequel man

chainsaw man part 2's final chapter was the best possible way to end the story that chainsaw man part 2, specifically, was trying to tell, and that's my thoughts on the matter

when you're making something you think is really good, it is true that not talking about how good you think it is can be healthy, humble and productive, but what i've learned is on the inside you are still going to think "wow this is really fucking good" and have a hard time stopping

the "i have more respect for myself as a person and feel deserving of experiences" character arc has once again brushed up against the "i keep getting 5 hours of sleep" character flaw

my fatal flaw is i'm too ambitious about learning like 5 different disciplines when i can only really focus on one at a time. the good news is, that one thing changes every day, so i'd like to think i'm just playing the really really really long game

guys. with DLSS 5, spongebob might actually look like this in the rendering

have never felt more simultaneously 15 and 30 years old than right now, going to the wacca machine at the arcade, realizing it has caramelldansen on it and getting a full combo on it immediately

"there are decades where nothing writing happens; and there are weeks where hours of writing happen" -Vladimir Fanfics

forgot to listen to kero kero bonito long enough that just going back to totep gives me the same dopamine hit as a new Album

Chungus Triumvirate

when tidal's web app disconnects from last.fm integration for no reason without telling me, that is "dead internet theory" to me

one of the best things about nancy is how the language in the comic changes over the years. in the 40s she's using dated superlatives like "grand" and "outrage". in the 80s she talks like the average contemporary children's tv protagonist. in the 2010s sluggo is lit. in the 2020s? sluggo is woke

(has lived a life that necessitates you find romance in every facet of the self lest you collapse under the weight of a world that was never built for you voice) First degree burns can also be a beautiful girl

succession is a great show. it has the constant power to make you go oh i actually do feel kinda bad for this person with a multi-billion dollar net worth, and then a psychological maneuver pathologically opposed to human dignity will happen in the exact same scene and you're like actually nvm

quirky 5 hour black and white eastern european arthouse film thats actually about earthbound

concerningly increased rate of things in life that can be answered with "it's just some bullshit"

you get the sense that the current job market is one big invisible saltybet session where applicants and hiring managers are both ping ponging discardable llm text nobody reads back and forth at each other