Alright day 2, give me Preston! #Canucks

Tough to miss out on Lin & Liam Ruck, but happy with Novotny! Huge shout out to Spencer too! #Canucks

Happy with the pick! I’ll always have an absolute extra soft spot for boyhood Nucks fans getting to pull on the jersey for real. I have full faith in management not to rush his development either, so feeling very good about his chances of reaching full potential. Our future Captain! #Canucks

I know it’s really not right to judge somebody based on their alleged political allegiances, but I just really don’t want us to draft Reid. Also doesn’t help that I don’t think he’s the BPA either, but the margins are probably fine enough that he’ll do well no matter what. #Canucks

Poor Kone, fucking brutal 😔🇨🇦

Anybody fancy giving me a reason to overreact to this?

Eustaquio genuinely the best actual footballer on the pitch. Feel like Canada won’t (and shouldn’t) change much about their approach to building attacks up, but feel like they have good enough players to dictate this game.

Big fan of Mudau already. Just proper shithouse energy! God I bloody love the World Cup.

Really have to feel for Gabriel. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer bloke.

This is all getting a bit silly really. Though i would say his attitude is perfect for Barca, the words ‘toys’, ‘out’ and ‘pram’ come to mind, when things aren’t going his way. #NUFC

Just can’t shake this feeling that Viggo Björck is going to be the best player from this draft class. I’d honestly be happy taking him at 3rd, but we should be doing everything to trade back a few spots. He’s got literally EVERYTHING you’d want in an elite player, except height. #Canucks

Fair play to Eddie sticking by his guns with Gordon too. It doesn’t matter how much you’ve done for the club in the past, if you’ve acted up and thrown your toys out of the pram, you don’t get to be a part of the team. Hoping we replace him with some largely unknown wonder kid! #NUFC

Literally never in doubt. #NUFC

Fuck Israel for ruining Eurovision (amongst many many many many other things). Used to be one of the main highlights of the year.

God I hope I don’t come to regret this but I’ve got a really good feeling about this…

Absolutely no doubt in my mind that we win on Sunday btw. Literally everyone in the country wants us to lose (including some Toon fans) and we have nothing to play for. This is the Yanited way. #NUFC

Really liking the sounds of this. #Canucks

WILSOOOOOOOOOOOON

Fair play Anderson I still love you! #NUFC

In other news, just bought a couple packs of the Panini World Cup stickers and just seen they’re £1.25!?!?!!!!! Must be talking £2k to complete an album these days. Staggering.

REALLY hoping that the Pierre Dorion leak is him trying to push his name out there, regardless of whether he was interviewed in person or not. Would be a categorical, unmitigated, DISASTER. I can’t take another Benning. I just CAN’T! #Canucks

Ahh man this is awful news 😢

I was about to make a joke about how we should play our u15s against West Ham in a few weeks to see Spurs down, but honestly I think they’d do a better job than our first team. #NUFC

I’ll honestly never get tired of watching that clip of Maradona juggling to Live is Life, at Napoli. Reminds you of the fun in football, in an ever commercialised world that’s consistently trying to suck the entertainment out of the beautiful game, in exchange for efficiency.

Arda Güler is some fucking player 😍

In a world full of horrific daily dictatorial news, this is a small beacon of hope 🥹

Fair play, you cant knock a loss at a tough place to go like Selhurst, where Palace are formidable. They must win there every week surely?

Tino Livramento’s inability to throw a ball should knock a good £20million off his price tag. Madness that a fullback is so incapable. #NUFC

Remember when we went like 4 years without scoring from a corner under Pardew? Our set piece delivery was MILES better then, than it has been this season. Woeful. The fact we’ve managed to even score a single set piece goal this season is baffling. #NUFC

Hell yeah! Great win in our game 7 last night 😍 #Canucks

Have turned the end of my season into rooting against the Sharks & Wild to hopefully improve the position of our picks! This Saturday is my Stanley Cup final. #Canucks

Sure it doesn’t bother you now Quinn… You’re not fooling anyone. #Canucks

Of course Evander Kane gets scratched and the Canucks become the best team in the league! To the moon baby!!! 🤩

Honestly find it impressive that Cadbury have now managed to make chocolate..FUCKING CHOCOLATE of all things, taste like utter shite. Nice one 👍

Is it a coincidence that the world seemed a better place when England brought out a World Cup song?

The good thing about supporting Newcastle United and the Vancouver Canucks is

I’m still behind him, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s sacked. A very very tough hill to climb back up from. Gutted. #NUFC

An absolutely fantastic textbook United win!! Get in! Just hope we leave it all on the line on Wednesday, a big big night ahead! #NUFC

Tough one to take AGAIN tonight 😢 Comes to something though when a draw feels like a loss against bloody Barcelona. Still in the tie though, but quite literally need the performance of our lives next week! Howay the lads!! #NUFC

How’s the vibes today? Proper fancy us tonight under the lights 🤩 #NUFC

Aaaaaaaaand here we are. Not a disaster deadline, but the fact they’re still here sums up this management. Bang average and largely incompetent. Drance literally just confirmed that the Canucks had offers for Blueger. Absolute madness to STILL have not learned any lessons all this time later.

I know that most try to keep politics out of hockey, but virtually all of my support for Conor Garland evaporated at this point. Slightly disappointed with the return, but that’s what we get for signing players to ridiculous long term contracts, when we already knew Quinn was going. Cya. #Canucks

If Kane and Blueger are still Canucks this time tomorrow, I’ll be extremely disappointed. It’s quite literally the bare minimum that any management team at any hockey club in the world would be required to do. #Canucks

Quality tank game last night! Great to see the Högmeister finally back amongst it 😍 #Canucks

How fucking good was this man tonight!? 🤩 Beautiful Big Brazilian Bastard 🇧🇷 #NUFC

So, do we think Myers, Kane, Blueger and Kampf are gone by Friday then? What’s the over/under? #Canucks

Pickford has both feet on the ground when he saves Tonali’s shot btw… Travelling at some pace, but every keeper in the league not named Ramsdale saves that. #NUFC

@ihatethisteam.bsky.social no way have I been listening to you guys for YEARS and just found out you’re Newcastle fans!?

Can safely say this would have killed the average person. That’s not hyperbole. Dead.

For my English and Geordie followers, whack BBC2 on immediately. Can conclusively say, this is the epitome of competition. There isn’t a single game or sport in the world played with more skill, intensity, passion and aggression combined than this Gold medal match right here.