No one has ever landed a more direct hit than Phoebe Bridgers writing “Why do you sing with an English accent/I guess it’s too late to change it now”

I mean, I guess man, you go for it, right before the holidays.

When Panera’s caffeinated lemonade became known on the Internet as “the lemonade that kills people” it didn’t go on a desperate marketing campaign to change that perception, it just stopped selling the lemonade.

This is unironically why the SEC is Like That. They lost the Civil War and have tried to redeem themselves with college football.

The Cavs and Warriors met in the Finals 4 consecutive years. There were 8 sets of repeat champions in a 35-year span from 1987 to 2022 while baseball had just 2 (and none after 2000).

Anyone left, right or center who uses “libs” in this way is a bad person with dogshit beliefs. If you’re thinking of an exception, no, it applies to that person too.

The reality is that it’s the dumbest guys from both the center AND the left apologizing for him. It’s really been clarifying on who we need to take seriously going forward (and who’s been baking their brain on the other site).

Hey Tyler Austin Harper, where are you you enormous bitch?

36 hours or less until shutdown is over. This is what shook the tree in 2018-19 and will almost certainly do so agakn

Remember when someone firebombed the NCGOP headquarters (no one was hurt) and a bunch of well-meaning people pitched in to help rebuild it?

It seemed a little copycat-ish when he was hired but DeSean Jackson is 5-3 at a program that was 2-21 the last 2 years. Genuinely impressive!

The biggest question of our time is why Donald Trump, who had already been president, had a very poor economic record while doing so and promised to make everything more expense on the campaign trail, had economic credibility and Kamala Harris did not.

The actual finding here is that a huge percentage of the population believes things that are not true. Democrats objectively did not spend significant time on climate change or LGBTQ issues in the last election campaign.

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Oh he’s just a dumb Murc’s Law guy. There’s really no one in there, it’s just a moron with the imprimatur of the New York Times behind him. Really cool stuff.

Dawg what the fuck

Cuomo’s campaign way, way too online confirmed. What staffer told him about Hasan and told him it was a good idea to bring it up? Has to be one of the biggest freaks imaginable.

Surprised he even condemned it, honestly

The fact that people don’t understand Nuzzi’s great sin was not sleeping with Kennedy specifically but sleeping with a presidential candidate while covering the election is mind-boggling. It’s very simple journalistic ethics and it makes me look at you sideways if you don’t get it.

Lot of cope here but his two points are right. Democrats are behind where they were in 2017 and the GOP is going to get a large-ish handful of extra seats from gerrymandering. There’s no landslide coming unless something radically changes.

It’s wild this has been up for over an hour, hundreds of people have pointed out the spelling mistake of the principal’s name and no one has gone in and changed it. That almost seems like malicious compliance from copy editors lol.

An entire political movement made up of “Look what you made me do.”

He ran as a progressive who supported Medicare for all, was stridently in favor of trans rights and hated Trump. Sure, he might’ve just been lying but the idea this was always who he was doesn’t make much sense. He was a decent LG.

Jake Tapper, there’s a president in office who clearly does not know anything. What do you think media should be doing about this?

Remember when you said Trump’s tariffs were good and Democrats should’ve done them? I remember.

I remember the backlash from a certain type of media personality when Harris got enough support to get the nomination. “Voters (read: my colleagues and I) will punish democrats for elevating someone undeserving!” One of the first to push that narrative: Olivia Nuzzi.

Proof that headline writers just love the word “disarray” even when you don’t have the alliterative value from talking about Democrats

May I introduce you to Anthony Edwards

That was the choice that was presented last November and everyone yelled at Democrats for not focusing more on inflation.

Not nearly the most important thing here, but this guy’s face shows me he is plainly terrified. Not the demeanor of a guy you want carrying around a gun like that.

This and the resulting comments are one of the best threads ever published on this site

Look, we all know the biggest problem with Ellison spending $150 million on The Free Press … That’s money that could be going to Michigan football instead.

No. 9 means they’re going to encourage the use of AI in writing articles and pretend they didn’t when it means a serious factual error gets published.

Genuinely one of the weirdest guys to ever exist

“Is this a good use of your platform right now?” God what a whiny little bitch. Spent the first Trump administration posturing as a progressive, then got into senate leadership and immediately turned into Dick Durbin. Total loser.

Maybe the kid just has bad vibes

Cope and seethe, Timothy Dolan. I’m glad you lived long enough to see the Church completely reject your doctrine.

They want another 9/11 to happen because 1) They think New Yorkers deserve it and 2) They think it would create the conditions to start a thousand year Reich

The twist is that Rubio himself is the one who sent the note

Genuine thug shit. Nice benefits you got there, would be a shame if something happened to them. I think at this point the only option is to call his bluff and see what happens. You can’t make a deal when he says stuff like this.

Go to a college football tailgate and game with your buddies

Approval rating ~8 points higher than Biden before he dropped out 🤷🏼‍♂️

TikTok is bad and we don’t have to defend it because Trump did a bad thing

Remember the America Party?

I’ve thought for a while the obvious MAGA heir for Trump is Kennedy. He’s the only one who recreates most of the conditions that led to Trump and he has that thing where he says something insane and people immediately defend him for some reason.

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Still doing this shit in 2025 is fucking hilarious. The parties are passing their big bills with zero support from the other party, you have to be willfully blind to think this way.

Jesus Christ

It would genuinely be good for everyone involved if Weiss got audience-captured into being a lib at CBS

He’s a prot man! You’re the Catholic Church, the whole point is to be above the petty culture wars of the day.