omething spooky is happening over on reddit.com/r/GoneWildAu... A HUGE Halloween event drops October 31st, and I'm proud to be a part of it.

I was going to say something lewd and flirty, but has anyone got some ice and maybe a slice of lemon? I now identify as a gin and tonic due to the heat.

NiteFlirt Announcement: At the end of June I'm taking some time off NiteFlirt. I want to work on my marketing a bit, change my profile some... so if you're on the fence about calling, you have two weekends to go before a hiatus. Don't miss out.

When you reach a moment of your day when you can stop, and take stock, and you realise that what you really need is someone to have vigorous, even rough, sex with so you can empty your balls into some cheerfully willing cock sleeve.

According to this, you need spanking. Is that true? If so, why are you not already across my knees?

New audio for reddit: A little M4M action of an elementary nature? www.reddit.com/r/GoneWildAu...

You know, if you're not treating yourself to my voice on Niteflirt, you're missing out. I'd hate for you to miss out. www.niteflirt.com/profile/Talk...

Meanwhile, in Gotham: youtu.be/RcCbJhjg6lw?...

Profile Update niteflirt.com/profile/Talk...

How do you earn me calling you a "Good Girl"? I can't explain here (character limits), but I do conduct tutorials. Sometimes on Niteflirt. Sometimes via audioporn. Links very much in pinned.

NiteFlirt Update: No Niteflirt tonight, no Niteflirt tomorrow night either. I'm only working Sunday this week. I need some time off.

There are times when I am indulgent, accommodating, eager to make you feel like a princess. Today, you do as you are told.

What this situation calls for is some incredibly hot, so very naughty, audio porn that feels somehow directed only at you. And I'm just the guy to make it!

What this situation calls for is a horny, some might say lewd, gesture. And it looks like it's up to me to make it: Naked cuddles. My couch. Now. Who's with me?

Someone like you deserves to have me pin them to a bed, fingers inside you, while I tell you, in detail, why my fingers are all you deserve and list, point for point, what you need to do in order to deserve more.

Let's talk NiteFlirt

Let the sword of reason shine Let us be free of prayer and shrine God's face is hidden, turned away He never has a word to say

Happy Beltane! Cakes and ale for the gods, and cakes and ale for me too, please!

certainly do have the Devil in me. Links in pinned for all the quality audio naughtyness

Let me tell you, folks, doing your grocery order to "Duel of the Fates" makes the whole process seem much more urgent and exciting.

Friday! At last! Time to make some audio porn. This is going to be so much fun. Also, quick poll: does Reddit deserve a new ramblefap from yours truly in the next two weeks?

The shocking truth is, the older I get the better I look. Right now, I wouldn't exchange how I am for any of my younger selves... ...after all, I kept most of the important things from my youth. Including the insatiability.

Today's intrusive thoughts are all centred around making terrible, awful, fun decisions to do with sex. If you want to find out what some of them are I'll be turning them into audios. Others you can dig into via NiteFlirt sexting. I can tell you what's on my mind. You know where to find that.

Come have fun niteflirt.com/Talking%20Smut Let's sext each other into the stratosphere. Click the link and hit "Chat Now" to start something hot.

One More Night!

What you should do, in fact, is follow my link click the "Chat Now" button and indulge in some incredibly naughty sexting. I'm in such a playful mood. You shouldn't miss it. www.niteflirt.com/Talking%20Smut

I'm taking calls on #NiteFlirt 1-800-To-Flirt, ext: 14425612. Give me a call before I become busy!

I can't decide what takes up more of my time: fantasizing about what it would be like to breed you or searching through my list of unsorted SFX when I'm editing.

I'm taking calls on #NiteFlirt 1-800-To-Flirt, ext: 14425612. Give me a call before I become busy! or Chat with me for a sexting session that will leave you breathless and delighted... niteflirt.com/Talking%20Smut

This week I posted a M4TM audio depicting a CIS guy realising he has feelings for his TM buddy. As a result of posting it, and it was likely the post to GWA that triggered it, I got a mail from reddit offering me crisis mental health support. Because that's funny, apparently.

I'm giving serious thought to making the start of the week M4M Monday. What do you think? And to kick the trend off, what about something new to Reddit today? An excellent idea!

Come and play www.niteflirt.com/Talking%20Smut

There's an art to degradation. It's not easy to master. It involves paying close attention to someone else and applying what you know of them to make their knees weak and activate that desperate urge to please you. I'm free tonight, if you desperately want to earn some faint praise.

I'm taking calls tonight from Midnight UK time but if you're feeling playful we can sext from now! www.niteflirt.com/Talking%20Smut

Sometimes my intrusive thoughts are just horny thoughts that get really loud. Like right how, they're telling me you're so very breedable, and I should get you on all fours right now...

I am now free to Sext to my heart's content. Come and be thoroughly naughty with me! www.niteflirt.com/Talking%20Smut Tap the Chat button and let's see where the conversation takes you.

I'm taking calls on #NiteFlirt 1-800-To-Flirt, ext: 14425612. Give me a call before I become busy!

One thing I can't abide: being excessively horny and having no one to exorcise the feeling with. Think of all the energy wasted because it was channelled into cold showers or hikes or something, when it should have been directed into fucking!

So, for tonight's session of NiteFlirt, I'm hoping some of you will join me. www.niteflirt.com/Talking%20Smut You can message me now, and the phone goes live Midnight my time. Come and play!

Soft Sunday, they said. And so... Softly susurrating, sleepy sighs and sips of silent air as you snuggle, safe and secure, swaddled in Sunday sunlight and silky sleep attire. Sweetly serene, your sleep. And me, beside you, warmth and weight and waiting for your waking.

If upstairs don't stop using a hammer, I'm going to... ...actually, since I'm British I'm going to roll my eyes and tut, and when I next see them I will tut again. That'll get 'em.

A random moment of gratitude. I just gone done doing some domestic stuff and stopped to wash my hands, the way you do. How cool is it that we have running hot water? And how good does it feel to just be able to hold your hands under a stream of it to rinse them off?

Serious thread about a serious issue: If you support a creator who has a Patreon, don't subscribe to their Patreon through an Apple device or the iOS Patreon app. Use an Android or non-Apple web browser. Why? Read on...

Some day, hiring t a Dom/Domme to take care of your needs will be the same as going for a massage, or getting your nails done. Imagine that. We could have it now, but some people like to punish themselves for their naughty desires. Stop that! We're so much better at it than you.

Imagine the fun we could have, messaging back and forth. Imagine how hot and bothered I could get you sitting at your desk. Or quietly at home. And no one any the wiser. Just a naughty little secret... www.niteflirt.com/Talking%20Smut - choose the Chat option to start sexting with me now.

Of course, in an ideal world you'd be wearing one of those remote controlled toys most of the time, because as we both know... ...you have so much more fun when I control how, when and where you cum.

It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's anew life for me and I'm feelin'... ...like wrapping a hand around your neck while I tease you mercilessly with my fingers and later my tongue until you forget where and who you are.

"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense

Someone asked me the other day: Tits or ass? Like that's a choice! Like you shouldn't have them available for easy display at my merest gesture. If I'm going to restrict myself to enjoying one ass, one set of tits, and those are going to be yours, then I want them on standby.