I love being trans but I haven't pooped in 4 years I thought the whole woman don't poop thing was a joke but now I'm living it

20 bucks is 20 bucks

I did it for the views

Fortnite

I threw a birthday party for my 79 year old toddler yesterday and no one showed up. I spent 45 million dollars on it as well. He was inconsolable the whole day.

No longer gay I think

I'm gay

New video up go watch it or I will be very very sad youtu.be/hnkcYJDSI5A

My friend told to see a doctor just because my pee is green doesn't mean I need to go the doctor it's a very normal thing

Watched Bottoms last night and for a movie called bottoms it sure does have a lot of top energy

Just a reminder I can kick flip

Who else pooping rn???

I got a cold sore at the start of pride Month this is homophobic

It all Biden's fault that I can't smoke on plane anymore. Back when trump was president u could smoke on planes.

I know I'm a HOMOsapien

Gone viral on Twitter I guess

Pride month merch is way worse than it usually is this year

It's crazy that COVID was only like 4 showers ago. January 6th was 20 shits ago. Donald Trump being sworn in was only 9835 goon sessions ago. TIME FLYS

Backflips are the back bone of our society

I be Georgeing in her Bush I call that W

I'm radical

Hope Joe Biden's prostate gets better ♥️♥️♥️

I kissed a girl and I liked it. It felt so wrong it felt so right don't mean I'm in love tonight

Is kissing girls woke and gay or just gay???

More like the PMS 500

Transitioning was a smart financial decision

Can businesses stop forcing AI dog shit on me like it's not even good yet or helpful

Only if...

Andor was peak starwars

The apothecary diaries is a show about a autistic lesbian try to navigate social politics and resist a man's advances

Anime is so hard to watch like why can't they make a show without weird ass fan service

I'm loving mother's day cuz everyone is posting their hot moms

Happy mother's Day to me

Not so sounds woke but I think trans people deserve rights

I took a nap so good I think I'm in another dimension

I was pretty edgy

As a bisexual Im very excited for GTA 6 cause both the main characters are very hot

Im awake and im gay who else awake and gay rn

I'm the cause of global warming

He monuch on grass the way I eat pussy.

Joe mama

Jerk chicken tonight

no one asked but this is my smosh cast tier list

I cooked

I'm woke and trans I need to pick a struggle

Your mom

I went to a lesbian bar does that mean I'm gay now

They really trying to make a list of autistic people like who do u think is going to be making that list

If JD Vance kills people by being around they he should hang out around trump more

Y'all I think JD Vance killed the pope