Was playing Melee in my dreams last night and kept losing to a new Falco player with the tag ‘Pube Shampoo’

Haven’t done dedicated shoulder exercises in years. Decided on Sunday to hop back into my old routine right where I left off. What could go wrong, I thought. Today at work has been excruciatingly painful just having my arms on my desk to type on my keyboard

Refused to make the first move and was kicked out of the chess tournament for, yep, you guessed it, being white 🙄

Visited my grandma with dementia for Easter. The dementia made her no longer homophobic which is baller but it also made her racist which is not baller

4 years no nicotine!!!! idk who needs to hear this but quitting is always possible, it’s not hopeless and your life WILL get better after quitting

Had a great time at Capped! River and I went 1-2 in pools, lost to Ben/Sy in losers of main bracket, then went 2-1 in redemption chain matches

Stressful day at work today but if I can make it thru this there’s BMW as the light at the end the tunnel

Just placed in the money for the first time ever! It covered the cost of my entry so overall I went +$0 but we take those

Went 0-2 in bracket at the local, but I pulled out the DK for redemption bracket and got 3rd :) And then I went out and go Ethiopian food wit da crew and it was super fun! I almost never get to do after bracket stuff, now I really want to do that again 🥲

nubbing out at the number factory

Me when I try to VOD review sets I lost to a Falco and I end up just getting pissed at that stupid fucking bird that I hate

lov me frienfs

My ideal profession is to be the guy with the sunglasses who stand at the front of the Pokémon gym hyping challengers up, telling them to use water and grass type attacks against Brock’s rock-hard Pokémon, and giving out fresh waters. I think I’d be pretty good at it

Getting a haircut 2 hours before bracket and I have no idea how I want my hair. I’m just showing up and going on vibes. This has the chance to go disastrously

got LAUGHED AT at my local Taco Bell for trying to order a quesarito. No amount of telling them that they just recently brought it back worked. “That’s been off our menu since 2017” Yeah I Know Dipshit And They Just Brought It Back Get With The Program

Just found out the quesarito is back at Taco Bell. This day has only gotten better

Might’ve *finally* broken the ice with someone I’ve been to a bunch of tournaments with but have never really had a positive or negative interaction with. 1 down and 1 to go

Going to work on monday morning and wanting everything and everyone to just die

I want to go back to having hair this long but my hair grows in so thick that my head gets too hot in the heat

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Managed to hurt my nose by bringing a tissue to my nose too quickly like some sort of fool or perhaps a buffoon

How critics would react to a movie made about my life

Getting gendered as a woman by an old guy at the front desk at the hotel where Steven King wrote The Shining

Went 2-2 and made a friend tonight at Heater, I feel pretty good about how things went. Pic unrelated

A Sheik player hangs On the ledge, thinkin bout boys Fudanshino Stall

It’s fucked up how far the comma key is from the number pad. Who the fuck decided that. “Oh, the character paired extremely frequently with numbers typed on the number pad? Let’s put it between M and the period” is a statement said by the utterly deluded and insane

Lammy Blows It

wish I went to a college with a mascot so I could have microdosed being a furry

Love da homies

Just found a rock in my package of gummy bears, brb choking on it so I can get a fat settlement check

I had a great time yesterday at Don’t Throw, I got 9th/31 in singles and 3rd/9 in Doubles teaming with Shoe Legend. It’s a great venue, and I’ll def be going for the pre local before supernova that’s being held there

congrats to this years sanrio character ranking winner, pompompurin! 💫

Had two job interviews this week. The first one, the interviewer didn’t show up for the interview. The other? A fake job posted by a recruiting agency looking for workers

Playing ranked games online is scary

Shoutouts to the homies at Park on the Grass ‼️ GGs to Steven, Gibblez, Flowjam, and SR. 13th out of 31 losing to two Marths

I finally unlocked the Erratic deck in Balatro, and I see why they kept this one for last. I’m already pretty trigger-happy to reset runs when the first tags or the first boss isn’t what I want, but now that I can reset and get a new random deck every time I find myself restarting every 3 minutes

Got hit with the ‘Boss asked me to come into work on a day I’m usually working from home’ into ‘Boss calls out of work sick after 20 minutes of being at work’ true combo

Went to Tapped In today, I went 2-2 beating Mammoth, losing to Seke, beating River (again lol sorry River), and losing to Sandbob. Good vibes and good times 😄 Would def go to another if it happens again

These fake salaries on job listings are just getting more and more unbelievable...

I completely forgot to post about last Friday! POTG2 went great, I played Maxi really close, then beat Mezic and Junglesnipes before losing to Ronan. Always great seeing MDVA locals having such high demand ☺️

Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!

Deltarune in ONE WEEK!!!!!!!!

I went 2-2 and got 17th/43 at BMW losing to 2nd place and then 4th place