Getting a haircut 2 hours before bracket and I have no idea how I want my hair. I’m just showing up and going on vibes. This has the chance to go disastrously

got LAUGHED AT at my local Taco Bell for trying to order a quesarito. No amount of telling them that they just recently brought it back worked. “That’s been off our menu since 2017” Yeah I Know Dipshit And They Just Brought It Back Get With The Program

Just found out the quesarito is back at Taco Bell. This day has only gotten better

Might’ve *finally* broken the ice with someone I’ve been to a bunch of tournaments with but have never really had a positive or negative interaction with. 1 down and 1 to go

Going to work on monday morning and wanting everything and everyone to just die

I want to go back to having hair this long but my hair grows in so thick that my head gets too hot in the heat

🎄🎄

Managed to hurt my nose by bringing a tissue to my nose too quickly like some sort of fool or perhaps a buffoon

How critics would react to a movie made about my life

Getting gendered as a woman by an old guy at the front desk at the hotel where Steven King wrote The Shining

Went 2-2 and made a friend tonight at Heater, I feel pretty good about how things went. Pic unrelated

A Sheik player hangs On the ledge, thinkin bout boys Fudanshino Stall

It’s fucked up how far the comma key is from the number pad. Who the fuck decided that. “Oh, the character paired extremely frequently with numbers typed on the number pad? Let’s put it between M and the period” is a statement said by the utterly deluded and insane

Lammy Blows It

wish I went to a college with a mascot so I could have microdosed being a furry

Love da homies

Just found a rock in my package of gummy bears, brb choking on it so I can get a fat settlement check

I had a great time yesterday at Don’t Throw, I got 9th/31 in singles and 3rd/9 in Doubles teaming with Shoe Legend. It’s a great venue, and I’ll def be going for the pre local before supernova that’s being held there

congrats to this years sanrio character ranking winner, pompompurin! 💫

Had two job interviews this week. The first one, the interviewer didn’t show up for the interview. The other? A fake job posted by a recruiting agency looking for workers

Playing ranked games online is scary

Shoutouts to the homies at Park on the Grass ‼️ GGs to Steven, Gibblez, Flowjam, and SR. 13th out of 31 losing to two Marths

I finally unlocked the Erratic deck in Balatro, and I see why they kept this one for last. I’m already pretty trigger-happy to reset runs when the first tags or the first boss isn’t what I want, but now that I can reset and get a new random deck every time I find myself restarting every 3 minutes

Got hit with the ‘Boss asked me to come into work on a day I’m usually working from home’ into ‘Boss calls out of work sick after 20 minutes of being at work’ true combo

Went to Tapped In today, I went 2-2 beating Mammoth, losing to Seke, beating River (again lol sorry River), and losing to Sandbob. Good vibes and good times 😄 Would def go to another if it happens again

These fake salaries on job listings are just getting more and more unbelievable...

I completely forgot to post about last Friday! POTG2 went great, I played Maxi really close, then beat Mezic and Junglesnipes before losing to Ronan. Always great seeing MDVA locals having such high demand ☺️

Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!

Deltarune in ONE WEEK!!!!!!!!

I went 2-2 and got 17th/43 at BMW losing to 2nd place and then 4th place

Drinking a Redbull is like having an angel breath life into you. Drinking a Celsius is like being reanimated by a necromancer

POMPOMPURIN SUPREMACY

I would play SO MUCH MORE rivals 2 if Dan would do the honorable thing and take Zetterburn back behind the woodshed and erase the mistake he brought into the world

There’s someone in my office who’s changed their Microsoft Teams notification sound to the Super Mario Sunshine coin collection sound and it makes me smile every time I hear it

Messed up the VLOOKUP excel function during an interview and I feel like the dumbest person alive

I used to be in scouts, and I’m starting to realize it was a magnet for eggs. Just found out that a *fourth* member of my “””boy”””scout troop transitioned

Birthday :^)

Long Egg

Me opening my laptop every morning to check Outlook

I am but a sea captain, alone on my humble vessel and adrift in stormy waters, weathered and tattered from the blistering winds and salty waves. My sole refuge is the somber, droning melodies of a siren (my weed pen) beckoning from atop a rock outcropping

I missed it yesterday, but apparently Enter The Gungeon 2 got announced????? Hell Yeah