VOXTEK! Trust us with your Christmas Decorations 📺 (Found this vintage ornament from Sears and knew what I must do) #Hazbinhotel #Vox

Smoked weed and now feeling like a very hungry caterpillar ass motherfucker 🐛

Fifa is hosting games in my city this summer and I would like to make it clear my official stance is fuck fifa & fuck eurovision while we're at it

More #staticmoth

Happy Tropemas! Travelling to see or hosting family? Need something to keep you from screaming and screaming and screaming during the holiday season? Introducing TROPE-MAS: A low stakes, write or draw in whatever order you want fandom event. Use #12daysoftropemas between December 25 and January 5!

Come and have fun with us as we write / draw out our holiday stress. I will absolutely be getting drunk on christmas day and hammering out some dribbles to cope 🙏

Concept: Vox with evolving powers as media changed - VHS tape reel instead of his cords, DVDs as projectiles, evolving into his current state. Future updates he'll get a magnetic charging port.

Congrats on 10k @elleap.bsky.social!! This was too fun of an opportunity to pass up, I had a lot of fun with this 💜 (and learned a lot about how to manage all those ruffles)!! Here's to 10k more 🍻 // #stolitz #elleapDTIYS10k

💙💙💙 (Sweater design by @/justicesatay.bsky.social)

I'm like a dog chewing my own leg when people at work start talking about elf on the shelf 😭 like okay love to introduce kids to the concept of personal surveillance being okay!!! THE ELF IS A COP

Swapping dirty talk positions🔄..? #HelluvaBoss #Stolit

It breaks my heart when I see gorgeous fan art and then the artist has some dumb shit like "I don't support Viv or this character" in the caption like shut uppppppp you are playing in her world go play dolls somewhere else if you hate everything about the show/fandom/creator 😭

Human Vox looks so much like Link Neal btw

Irresistible by Fall Out Boy is a Staticmoth song btw and I'm sure we all know but im bleeding from the mouth. "Like a moth getting trapped in the light by fixation" "mi amor" "blood in the water" "love the way you hurt me" 🫦

Val and his new ugly ass labubu📺

ngl i kinda started liking staticmoth #voxval #staticmoth #hazbinhotelspoilers #hazbinhotelseason2

Btw Lute starts to get horny for Abel but only when he's wearing his dad's mask 🥰🥵

It's called having a diva moment!!!

Biggest drama in the boink-trip house right now is that my wife doesn't like static moth but I want them to do really yucky stuff together. Fanfic divorce until I get myself back to helluva, I fear 💔

New Hazbin fic babes! Enjoy (???) Some StaticMoth shit that is, according to my beta and lovely wife "really well written, which is why it made my stomach hurt" xoxo #hazbinfic #staticmoth

Now where is The Night Emporium??

drunk blitz and stolas in dress? or drunk stolas and blitz in dress? yes.

✨HOBBIES✨ And Egg in there 🥚 . #helluvaboss #stolas #stolitz #egginthere

im extremely normal about them, thanks

*preening like Stolas*

Feeling REALLY LUCKY and REALLY #BLESSED. Working on this fic was SO much fun, and seeing folks continue to read and engage with it makes my little heart so happy 🎀💗 also go and read everything on this list okthnx

Didn't we like...do this Charlie not respecting angels boundaries and seeing that WASN'T good last season?? Like I wanted to jump through the screen and SHAKE her in episode 3 #hazbin

New fic 🌟 Dipping my toe into Hazbin for the first time, and in a heterosexual way, too. Yikes! Unfortunately I find these assholes deeply compelling 😬 #hazbinfic archiveofourown.org/works/73578976

New fic; a tasty collab between me and @helluvaboink.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/73003601

Hey it's Kinktober! Here is an absolutely disgusting addition to the Blackthorn Universe to celebrate. As always, heed the tags cus this is nasty 🎀✨️ archiveofourown.org/works/71658816

A hint to what's cumming soon to AO3 😘 🎀 🤠 🎀 🦉 😈 💦

Sometimes working in a corp enviro will have you saying the stupidest shit - like why did I just say in an email that I was "Digging for bones in the wrong yard"???? 🥸

They do their job WHILE stuffing the peacock with cock lmao. Will Wrath ever recover from the grain shortage 😔😂

Forreal though the court in "born of a blackthorn" would be off putting as fuck. Like you roll up to give your ppt about municipal taxes or whatever and Stolas just pulls Andrealphus over his lap and starts spanking his plugged pussy while he squirms and moans...Anyway what what I saying?? 🥵

Yesterday, I was feeling very low about my latest fic and had sort of resolved myself to take a break from writing for a few weeks, cus engagement was super low (not hits - engagement meaning kudos or comments). #ficwriterstuff

Do you like pirates? Do you like lesbians? How about pirates that are lesbians, and they're on a romping adventure across the seas? Yes? Excellent, then please enjoy "The Tayle of the Dredd Pyrate Blitzø" on ao3 (link below)

How I leave Stolas' pussy at the end of my fics 🙏✨️

Taking Blitzø to the

Saving these for...later

Mission Zero is everything to me thank u god (vivziepop) #helluvaboss

"Vegan Cashmere" Bitch do you mean PLASTIC

Things I can and will do to my blorbos if given the opportunity :)

Moxxie and Millie are SO FUCKING CUTE EXCUSE ME

Today I had a mental breakdown and cried at work (remotely, thank fuck) but its okay because my wife gave me my Christmas gift early and it was a PUPPET. I am now healed emotionally, but more mentally ill then ever xox

One thing about me is if there is a texture(tm) on my skin I WILL be picking it until I bleed ;)

Nauseous by Conon Grey also stolitz btw

New trailer AND full Klown Bitch track???? I am EATIN' TONIGHT

Go Go Juice is Stolas post full moon btw - in his hot, sad slut era ##HelluvaCarpenter

Actually, im gonna tag these things so I can find em later cus im COOKIN' fic ideas rn lmao #HelluvaCarpenter

"Put your lovin' where your mouth is" Title for the random 3 paras of stolitz pussy eating I have in docs