A hint to what's cumming soon to AO3 😘 🎀 🤠 🎀 🦉 😈 💦

Sometimes working in a corp enviro will have you saying the stupidest shit - like why did I just say in an email that I was "Digging for bones in the wrong yard"???? 🥸

They do their job WHILE stuffing the peacock with cock lmao. Will Wrath ever recover from the grain shortage 😔😂

Forreal though the court in "born of a blackthorn" would be off putting as fuck. Like you roll up to give your ppt about municipal taxes or whatever and Stolas just pulls Andrealphus over his lap and starts spanking his plugged pussy while he squirms and moans...Anyway what what I saying?? 🥵

Yesterday, I was feeling very low about my latest fic and had sort of resolved myself to take a break from writing for a few weeks, cus engagement was super low (not hits - engagement meaning kudos or comments). #ficwriterstuff

Do you like pirates? Do you like lesbians? How about pirates that are lesbians, and they're on a romping adventure across the seas? Yes? Excellent, then please enjoy "The Tayle of the Dredd Pyrate Blitzø" on ao3 (link below)

How I leave Stolas' pussy at the end of my fics 🙏✨️

Taking Blitzø to the

Saving these for...later

Mission Zero is everything to me thank u god (vivziepop) #helluvaboss

"Vegan Cashmere" Bitch do you mean PLASTIC

Things I can and will do to my blorbos if given the opportunity :)

Moxxie and Millie are SO FUCKING CUTE EXCUSE ME

Today I had a mental breakdown and cried at work (remotely, thank fuck) but its okay because my wife gave me my Christmas gift early and it was a PUPPET. I am now healed emotionally, but more mentally ill then ever xox

One thing about me is if there is a texture(tm) on my skin I WILL be picking it until I bleed ;)

Nauseous by Conon Grey also stolitz btw

New trailer AND full Klown Bitch track???? I am EATIN' TONIGHT

Go Go Juice is Stolas post full moon btw - in his hot, sad slut era ##HelluvaCarpenter

Actually, im gonna tag these things so I can find em later cus im COOKIN' fic ideas rn lmao #HelluvaCarpenter

"Put your lovin' where your mouth is" Title for the random 3 paras of stolitz pussy eating I have in docs

"My man on willpower" is a Stolitz song btw. Like imagine Stolas SO UPSET Blitzø refuses to fuck him over the desk all the time & is like "I have to make money babe pls"

Get ready, Sluts 😘🍆🥵

Possum Apple CRUNCH #helluvaboss

Learned some new shading skills thx to @tinycaterpillar.bsky.social 🙏🥹 (I saved the template ages ago from who knows where…) #icyago

I think we could instantly improve society by no longer playing the news in waiting rooms.

I am testing the waters, dipping a little toe in & trying to spend more time on here and engage with Helluva folks a bit more. Or at least share my fic because working on the bang was so fun 🥺🫶

God I love when they bro out 🫶 #helluvashort

End of Summer Coffee Specials at Dark Horse Coffee. Place your order and check out 'Espresso' on ao3 ☕️ (link in pinned!)

I wanna slurp up the art glitter did like the best Ramen noodles in the world thank u 🍜

Friends, grab a coffee and settle in for 30k of delicious rivalry, rampant demon masturbation and art work from @glitterkoneko.bsky.social that is so good I want to print it out and eat it. Enjoy "That's That Me Espresso" !! ☕️💗☕️ archiveofourown.org/works/693571...

Grab your keyboard, stylus, pen, paper, or whatever you use to create, because the #HelluvaBoss Mini Bang is coming soon! Sign-ups will officially open on 15th August! We can’t wait to see you all there 💥 More info about the bang below!! ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Ready for a spicy coffee competition? @mintydaddy.bsky.social and I been brewing up something special just for you! "That's that me espresso" will post on 8/22 on AO3! CW: def nsfw only fitting for Sabrina Carpenter | #blitz | #helluvamusicalbang | #StolitzFanFic | #preview | #NSFW | #helluvaboss |

Life sure comes at you fucking fast, because one night you're going to a classy WLW cocktail hour, and the next thing you know you did some LSD on a Wednesday

Funny joke is to say "wait is NAME gay?" When being told a story about a gay person you know is gay

At some point Stolas confronts a bad customer or maybe some hallmark movie type evil guy and Blitzø makes him a chainmail necklace with a heart b/c he "had a brave one". They fall in love, obviously.

Stolas gives Blitzø a beautifully made sign that says "fuck off" and Blitzø is like JOKES ON YOU IM HANGING THIS IN MY HOUSE

Concept: Blitzø and Stolas are rivals and vendors at the same weekend are fair. Stolas makes laser cut signs (think live; laugh; love) and Blitzø makes his own chainmail style jewelry.

Happy 2025! May the new year be sweet as honey 🍯

Closing out 2025 with a HB fic WiP round up: 1. Sequel to my Stolitz dual eggnancy fic (2200 words) 2. Untitled long Fizz background fic (1900 words) 3. Sprawling, Stolitz rewrite of the novel Rebecca (7300 words) 4. Another Andrealphus nasty (150 words) 😭

New nasty Andrealphus fanfic dropped @ archiveofourown.org/works/61783162 Exactly as it says on the tin 🫡

*Taps Mic* you know my Andrealphus fic is gross and horny cus the titles are all lower case Hozier lyrics.

💕💕 #HelluvaBoss #Stolitz #HelluvaBossFanart

Wet cat Stolas my beloved #helluvaboss #stolitz

Extremely unforch that Andrealphus pissed me off so much that I don't even want to do weird stuff to him today!!