Have a 5+1 Blackthorn Fic percolating, sluts 🔥

🦇🧛‍♂️ New fic! My contribution to the #Helluvaminibang2025 - a fic that was supposed to be 5k but ended up nearly 30. It's time to curl up with your new favourite Dracula rip off 😘 AND the art is stunning, so I hope you check it out! archiveofourown.org/works/790758...

Run don't walk babes!!! This fic is so good 💗✨️🔥

Blitzø praise kink CINFIRMED

Concept: Blitzø and Stolas are two retired madames running their own competing brothels. When two of their girls fall in love, they'll need to defeat their own whorish rivalry to facilitate lesbian romance.

Striker and Stolas have 2 babies called Stokas and Strikus. Twins.

Started reading a fic that was 9/10 chapters done and as I finished chapter 10 posted so there is joy to be had actually

Most unrealistic thing about HR is the fact they filmed the cottage in May so it wasnt as god awful humid at SE Ontario gets all summer!!! Now I am forced to read so many fics where the weather is described as mild :( :( they would be sweltering, your honour!!!!

Watching a cute animal compilation but there is a tiger named Kaitlyn ??? Which just feels like a terrible name for a tiger

Ilya calling Shane "baby" and "my baby" is a core truth for me btw

Try hand made jewelry as a gift for your lover ✨️

At a Bachelorette studying heterosexual women like an anthropologist

"Ugh how trite" - me talking about my kink to my wife 😔

Showing a terminally straight friend Heated Rivalry and the Vegas episode happened and she just shouted "WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM NOW" re their emotional turmoil 🫩🤐

The thrill i get when someone asks me if Ive seen the gay hockey show...incredible. RIP to my wife who is being forced to rewatch again 💗🥹

Pov you're @helluvaboink.bsky.social (who is my wife)

Shane Hollander would be an abortion king btw

Blitzø & Stolas both omegas who can't nest send tweet

I really wanted to draw #Stolas and #Blitzø nin the old demonology style, i started this drawing like foreeeever ago and then @tench.bsky.social convinced me to finally finish it so yaaaayy Happy New Year!!! #fanart #art #digitalart #helluvaboss

Blackthorn verse where for Blitzø's birthday he wants to eat Sushi off of Andrealphus, and the poor ice princess jas to lay so still while Blitzø's is pinching and pricking him with his chopsticks, determined to get him to break

Reading the filthiest omega lactation fic in an Uber, which is faintly playing in da club by 50 cent. The human experience is vast and beautiful

Okay friends and perverts. Here is what I have on the roster for 2026 in fics thus far! (And how much I've turned from horny thoughts to actual fic) (Thread!)

Btw Ilya would be the kind of alpha who is CRAAZY horny about knocking Shane up and is constantly thinking about pumping him full of cum 😚

Hardly revolutionary but Kip should have had a tummy!!! Only flaw in am excellent show.

Gonna start 2026 full of berries like a happy little bear (got high and crushed a pound of strawberries with the wifey)

Nooooo don't make me write omega shane with lactating nipples and Ilya is who obsessed with playing with his tits and trying to taste his milk 😚 nooo pleeassse don't

Sword lessons #HazbinHotel #HolyGates

SCREAMING, CRYING, THROWING UP. CAMI I AM OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE AND JUST WANNA TALK 💗💗💗💗💗

#12daysoftropemas entry # 2 - "Snowed In" ❄️ archiveofourown.org/works/76355596

Scott and Kip are so fucking cute btw 😭

Watched Heated Rivalry and am forever changed as a person. Feeling more patriotic than ever thank u canadian TV grants and thank you author Rachel Reid for this blessing

Silly TV 📺💤...🎄🌟 #StaticMoth #voxval#HazbinHotel #hazbinhotelvelvette

🎄 Merry Sinsmas! Enjoy this fic I thought was fluffy and sweet but apparently was not (until I added a epilogue that is unabashedly sweet) #HelluvaBoss #Newfic

VOXTEK! Trust us with your Christmas Decorations 📺 (Found this vintage ornament from Sears and knew what I must do) #Hazbinhotel #Vox

Smoked weed and now feeling like a very hungry caterpillar ass motherfucker 🐛

Fifa is hosting games in my city this summer and I would like to make it clear my official stance is fuck fifa & fuck eurovision while we're at it

More #staticmoth

Happy Tropemas! Travelling to see or hosting family? Need something to keep you from screaming and screaming and screaming during the holiday season? Introducing TROPE-MAS: A low stakes, write or draw in whatever order you want fandom event. Use #12daysoftropemas between December 25 and January 5!

Come and have fun with us as we write / draw out our holiday stress. I will absolutely be getting drunk on christmas day and hammering out some dribbles to cope 🙏

Concept: Vox with evolving powers as media changed - VHS tape reel instead of his cords, DVDs as projectiles, evolving into his current state. Future updates he'll get a magnetic charging port.

Congrats on 10k @elleap.bsky.social!! This was too fun of an opportunity to pass up, I had a lot of fun with this 💜 (and learned a lot about how to manage all those ruffles)!! Here's to 10k more 🍻 // #stolitz #elleapDTIYS10k

💙💙💙 (Sweater design by @/justicesatay.bsky.social)

I'm like a dog chewing my own leg when people at work start talking about elf on the shelf 😭 like okay love to introduce kids to the concept of personal surveillance being okay!!! THE ELF IS A COP

Swapping dirty talk positions🔄..? #HelluvaBoss #Stolit

It breaks my heart when I see gorgeous fan art and then the artist has some dumb shit like "I don't support Viv or this character" in the caption like shut uppppppp you are playing in her world go play dolls somewhere else if you hate everything about the show/fandom/creator 😭

Human Vox looks so much like Link Neal btw

Irresistible by Fall Out Boy is a Staticmoth song btw and I'm sure we all know but im bleeding from the mouth. "Like a moth getting trapped in the light by fixation" "mi amor" "blood in the water" "love the way you hurt me" 🫦

Val and his new ugly ass labubu📺

ngl i kinda started liking staticmoth #voxval #staticmoth #hazbinhotelspoilers #hazbinhotelseason2

Btw Lute starts to get horny for Abel but only when he's wearing his dad's mask 🥰🥵