I just came on here and it said I need to verify my age because it shows my location is Texas. Wtf?

I caught him in the act. Mr. Digsby, the culprit who is tearing up my yard! 😭

I just want to be clear about something- the technical issue with my site had NOTHING to do with my website security! I upgraded because there was something new & better so no, my site and form have always been encrypted and secure since day one. 🙄

I feel this in my soul! 😆

I got the issue with my website resolved and upgraded my security suite while I was at it so everything is good to go. And I changed the color scheme again because I like redecorating. 😂😁

When I was really poor I lived for 2 or 3 weeks with no power. These days the power is out for an hour and I'm hating life. 🤣🤣

This heat is stupid. Guess I'm stuck in the house today. 😭

Happy Friday y'all! 🥰

I'm feeling so much happier since I simplified my business. Just my ads, website and Bsky. I even canceled my OF. I'm alot more relaxed without having to keep up with all that. 😊

I love having a benefactor that asks me how much money I need and then sends me double that amount and showing up to nice surprises from my wishlist. It's been a blessed day! 🥰🛕

It's a good thing I don't have anything to do today. Thank you M...maybe? 😂

Something I had forgot to mention- since I got the civvie job back I'm no longer available for outcalls. Y'all just gonna have to come over here. 😉😘

One day back and the BS has already started. Smdh

I'm back and will be taking new clients again starting June 1st. For a trial period anyway as long as y'all don't be fucking up. Lol

I'm going to be offline this week. Mi tia is on the way. ❤️ I'll be available again next Monday. Y'all have a great week!

I'm listening to a show and the family's last name is pronounced just like "phallus". I'm about to turn this because my inner Beavis can't handle it. 🤣🤣

I'm still trying to get a picture of Rico but he's slick and moves too fast. I think he's got a girlfriend now too. 😂

Yard friends 🧡

One of the most underrated characters in horror - Nurse Pryce from An American Werewolf In London. Ikyky 🥵🥵🥵

Just a heads up for returning clients - due to family and personal obligations I have a very limited schedule this month and I'll be unavailable and offline the 3rd week of May. I'll return any texts or emails at my earliest convenience.

Ok next I'm gonna need somebody to get me a trail cam because I must know what this chipmunk is doing in my shed. Rico lives under the patio but he runs back & forth to the shed multiple times a day and I need to know why. Lol

I came to the conclusion that I'm just in need of a hiatus to refresh & regroup because lawd..what is happening with these new guys?! Sooo many failing screening like a mofo, being flaky af and wasting my time. Yeah, that's why I'm sticking to the nice respectful gentlemen I know for the time being.

Old school 🤣

Until further notice I'm only seeing returning clients.

Since I got my civvie job back I've had so many people reaching out to tell me how glad they are and apparently a lot of folks have been advocating to get me back. That makes me happy to know that I was appreciated. 🥰🥰

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Thank you J for the little chainsaw! I'm about to go fuck up some shrubbery. 🤣🥰

I really miss this industry the way it was in the 90s and early 2000's. Those days are long gone and the world has changed but damn...still miss it. 😪

Over the rest of this year I'm extracting myself from this industry. If you're a client please keep in touch. You have my number.

I wish my grass would hurry and grow. I got that new mower and nothing to cut so I just rode it around the yard. Yes I'm a lawn nerd. 🤣🤣

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Talking stock market with my benefactor is kinda hot. Making money moves turns me on! 😃

I love redneck dive bars. Everybody gambling, puffing away on cigarettes and asking about "ya mama n'em". #southernliving 😁😁

I up my lower age limit to 40 & over and all the 30somethings are coming out of the woodwork trying to book. Like where were all of y'all before I did this? 😂🤷‍♀️

Wanna play? @originalar.bsky.social #oursky #dateatlanta

Shit happens! 🤣🤣

I got a surprise today. Got my civvie job back. 😁

My benefactor is buying me a brand new riding mower and I'm soooo stoked!! 😁😁

Good laws this Dominican driver...🥵🥵🥵🥵

I had a visitor on my porch 🥰

Happy Friday! Who wants to be a sweetheart and buy me a new book today? Only $15! 😍

Turns out having a room with a view only counts if there's someone to share it with. Now taking candidates who appreciate both the skyline and spontaneous leg-up poses. 🥂Sofialorraineatl.com #DateAtl #OurSky #DateAtlanta

Looks like my stalker is back. At least he came back with some new material. 🤣🤣🤣

I love bird watching on a nice afternoon. The cardinals are especially cute because the female will sit up in the tree while her mate comes down to the feeder then he'll fly back up to her and feed her. Total queens! ❤️

Thank you M, they're lovely 😍

Instead of emailing companions out of the blue to see how they are doing, consider sending them a tip via CA instead. With the gas prices & groceries being through the roof we could all use a little help. 💙

Whoever sent me the bouquet of lilies today thank you so much for the sweet surprise! There was no name attached. I'll be posting a pic when they're all opened up. 🥰🥰🥰

Why is my throat so scratchy? Is it from singing along with hours of great old school goth tunes on Friday night? Squealing with delight throughout the Serial Killer Exhibition? The world may never know. Lol 😆

If you love true crime don't miss the Serial Killer Exhibition while it's in Atlanta. Omg it was fucking fantastic!!!