The Trials and Tribulations of the Slop and the Sludge

Turns Out Eely-Mouth's Dental Problems Were a Result of Excessive Smoking

Il Piantissimo Becoming Uncanny

This One Doesn't Let You Use FLUDD and Involves a Gimmick Where You Wiggle the Control Stick in a Rhythm and You Have to Press the Jump Button Every Five Seconds or Mario Will Catch on Fire Because the Sand Is Hot and Also The Code for This Is Legitimately Just Broken and Only Like Half-Works LMFAO🖕

Chucksters Can't Be Choosers

The Cataquack's Estrogen-Fueled Rampage

Feed Me Beer and Vape

Bathe With Chain Chomp

The Poopy Inferno

Super Septic System Supper

Finally Catch the Dirty Bubble

It Is Eating Me

8 Red Coins but There Are Like a Hundred Other Ones That Are Also Red but Like Ever so Slightly Tinted Towards Maroon and They Kill You

The Twenty-Fifth Annual Piantapalooza: What Went Wrong?

You Will Hate It

Gooper Blooper's Long-Winded Quest for Fulfillment of His Deepest Desires

Strollin' Stu Starvation

Deputy Dunderhead: Sink or Swim?

The Hunt for Bowser's Trousers

Defeat Toadsworth Once and for All

Corona Mountain Was a Warning and We All Ignored It

Pee in the Water Hahaha

Five Hundred Pissy Piantas

Fuck You Cataquack Let's See How YOU Like Being Launched Into the Vastness of Space You Demented Piece of Shit

The Sand Bird Went Out In the Rain And It Sorta Just Started Falling Apart And Everyone's Panicking About It We Have No Idea How to Fix This

Spray Water Into Toadworth's Eyes for Ten Minutes Straight

Ts Shine Pmo

Awful Horrible Downright Infuriating Pianta Problem

My AI Generated Adventure

Sneeze on Wiggler's Sandwich

Kill Everyone

Chug Isle Delfino's Salty Salty Water and Like It

This One's Completely Purposefully Unobtainable Just to Fuck With 100% Completionists

Okay. So You're Telling Me That Baaasically I'm on a Vacation and Have a Water Jetpack... That Talks to Me. Jeez Louise. And I Thought My Monday Was Gonna Be Normal!!

The Pachinko Machine Isn't Broken This Time I Pinky Promise You'll Have Fun

Blooper Surfing Epic Fail Compilation

Doggone it, E. Gadd! You Two-Faced Double-Crossing Bastard!!

The Source of My Slop

The Satisfying Downfall of Il Piantissimo

Beat the Living Shit Out of an Innocent Stu Solely Because FLUDD Told You To

Mecha Bowser Turns Me on and I'm Only Saying This Because This Shine Is so Hidden That Nobody Will Ever See This Text in the First Place

Cut the Shit, Dipwad!

You'll Never Ever Guess Where I Placed This One... Ooh Hoo Hoo Hee Ha Not In a Million Years

Sisyphus and the Watermelon

Lock the Fuck In

Why Is He Still Disguising Himself as Shadow Mario His True Identity Was Very Clearly Established Like Five Shines Prior Does He Think We Forgot

Stupid Cataquack!!! Die Die Die

Start Sprayin', Boy

Yoshi Won't Stop Throwing Up It's Really Awful