I really need to get my dick sucked.

Gonna start saying "I need to get my dick sucked" instead whenever I wanna say "I wanna kms"

"I hope your favourite game dies" is boring "I hope Leon Massey makes a video about your game and people start quoting the things he got wrong as fact" is real, it's terrifying and it happened to me once.

Okay but can your "science" explain how I'm drinking so little and still pissing so much

You tellin' me a tech's ass-chain saw this massacre?

It's called a dead line, because the closer it gets, the more it makes me wanna kill myself.

RIP to those guys Plato locked in his cave I bet y'all would of loved tiktok 💔🥀

Man that first episode of Zeztz was awesome!

Man that first episode of Zeztz was ass...

Finished Kamen Rider Blade earlier this week and watched the last episode of Gavv today so logically I had to make this.

Fantasyslop this, friendslop that, how about you try and get some sloppy instead lil bro?

Boy Breakfast

banger tweet big guy

ok google, why do they call it vagina and not penisn't?

ok google, why do they call it vagina and not penisn't?

3s low tiers calling out to me like the green goblin mask every time I'm on the character select screen

I don't wanna go to work, I wanna stay at home and hunt monsters...

It's Valentine's day, that means the JOI goes on the speakers and you're not allowed to complain about it

who's responsible for this. i bet they're thrilled with how this aged

almost landed tth in a match for the first time and i was so dumbfounded at the second tackle connecting that i completely forgot to do headbutt. No thoughts just watching the tall naked man slam into the blond twink at high velocity

"Choose your gender"goes insanely hard ngl

Haven't really done one of these in a while, feels good to know i still got it 👍 #WordSummit113 ✅⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ I found today's #Scrabble TOP WORD on the FIRST TRY! playscrabble.com/word-summit

man I love 3rd strike

TURF MASTERS ON THE WALL

Treating myself today. (wearing the underwear that doesn't have big holes in it)